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05-29-2010, 10:01 PM

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A. Crow
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05-29-2010, 10:21 PM

(05-29-2010, 08:11 PM)Karth del Top Hat link Wrote: Having a party at my house. While a girl was petting my dog, her shirt raised up a little. She's wearing a thong.

I.... I...

Karth, I like you.  And you see, I want to completely destroy you right now, but I'd sound like a braggart.  Because if this made your day, if I told you about my day it would turn you into a quivering mass of man juice.   

Anyways, grats on your future as a voyeur? 

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05-29-2010, 10:36 PM

What made my day was that I wasn't in so much pain that I involuntarily cried. That was yesterday.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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05-29-2010, 10:38 PM

damn it feels good to be lazy
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05-29-2010, 10:58 PM

(05-29-2010, 10:38 PM)lil d link Wrote: damn it feels good to be a gangsta

'greed

(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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05-29-2010, 11:38 PM

(05-29-2010, 10:21 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Karth del Top Hat link=topic=3603.msg154859#msg154859 date=1275181872]
Having a party at my house. While a girl was petting my dog, her shirt raised up a little. She's wearing a thong.
HELLO MY NAME IS CROW I AM IN THE ARMY YOU WILL CALL ME SIR.  TODAY I ATE A STEAK AND FUCKED A BITCH.  TOMORROW LOOKS LIKE MORE OF THE SAME.
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05-29-2010, 11:45 PM

damn i think i need to join the army

also, an employer found my resume on monster and i might have an interview soon
would be bitchin i still don't know if i want to transfer to stout or not.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-30-2010, 03:14 AM

well done bacon
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05-30-2010, 03:37 AM

Homemade Vietnamese food with some friends.

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05-30-2010, 06:19 AM

(05-29-2010, 11:38 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3603.msg154895#msg154895 date=1275189706]
HELLO MY NAME IS CROW I AM IN THE ARMY YOU WILL CALL ME SIR.  TODAY I ATE A STEAK AND FUCKED A BITCH.  TOMORROW I WILL EAT STEAK WHILE I FUCK A BITCH.
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05-30-2010, 10:53 AM

(05-29-2010, 08:11 PM)Karth del Top Hat link Wrote: Having a party at my house. While a girl was petting my dog, her shirt raised up a little. She's wearing a thong.

Has anyone thought that it was probably his sister?
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05-30-2010, 11:00 AM

(05-30-2010, 10:53 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: [quote author=Karth del Top Hat link=topic=3603.msg154859#msg154859 date=1275181872]
Having a party at my house. While a girl was petting my dog, her shirt raised up a little. She's wearing a thong.

Has anyone thought that it was probably his sister?
[/quote]I thought he was stretching details. The party, the girl, the shirt, and the thong thing doesn't sound all too plausible to me.

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05-30-2010, 11:37 AM

well i for one fully support you on this kieth i too enjoy when this happens so the rest of you can suck our dicks

hey karth can i officially be your older brother so whenever anyone messes with you i can yell at them



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05-30-2010, 11:49 AM

(05-30-2010, 11:37 AM)Tim link Wrote: hey karth can i officially be your creepy uncle that you can talk to about what it takes to become a man and stuff
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05-30-2010, 12:23 PM

(05-29-2010, 10:21 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Karth del Top Hat link=topic=3603.msg154859#msg154859 date=1275181872]
Having a party at my house. While a girl was petting my dog, her shirt raised up a little. She's wearing a thong.

I.... I...

Karth, I like you.  And you see, I want to completely destroy you right now, but I'd sound like a braggart.  Because if this made your day, if I told you about my day it would turn you into a quivering mass of man juice.   

Anyways, grats on your future as a voyeur? 
[/quote]Keeping your eyes peeled for whale tail does not a voyeur make.

(05-30-2010, 06:19 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3603.msg154903#msg154903 date=1275194282]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3603.msg154895#msg154895 date=1275189706]
HELLO MY NAME IS CROW I AM IN THE ARMY YOU WILL CALL ME SIR.  TODAY I ATE A STEAK AND FUCKED A BITCH.  TOMORROW I WILL EAT STEAK WHILE I FUCK A BITCH.
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[/quote]Fucking win. +1 rummy, +1.


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05-30-2010, 12:26 PM

(05-30-2010, 06:19 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3603.msg154903#msg154903 date=1275194282]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3603.msg154895#msg154895 date=1275189706]
HELLO MY NAME IS CROW I AM IN THE ARMY YOU WILL CALL ME SIR.  TODAY I ATE A STEAK AND FUCKED A BITCH.  TOMORROW I WILL EAT STEAK WHILE I FUCK A BITCH.
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Hooah.  Now do push-ups. 

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05-30-2010, 01:50 PM

(05-30-2010, 11:00 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: ]I thought he was stretching details. The party, the girl, the shirt, and the thong thing doesn't sound all too plausible to me.

If it was a real party there would have been fewer shirts Big Grin

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05-30-2010, 04:37 PM

(05-30-2010, 12:26 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3603.msg154921#msg154921 date=1275218385]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3603.msg154903#msg154903 date=1275194282]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3603.msg154895#msg154895 date=1275189706]
HELLO MY NAME IS CROW I AM IN THE ARMY YOU WILL CALL ME SIR.  TODAY I ATE A STEAK AND FUCKED A BITCH.  TOMORROW I WILL EAT STEAK WHILE I FUCK A BITCH.
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Hooah.  Now do cock push-ups.   
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05-30-2010, 11:01 PM

Me and Tim according to tim:
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This, frankly, has made me severely uncomfortable and crap several bricks. More on this issue tomorrow.



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