The "Fuck my life" thread

[Professor Funbucks]

With hurricane season coming up near the southern US.....how cool but TOTALLY NOT COOL would it be if the hurricanes pulled up oil and it got lit up? Firestorm!

[Chief]

With hurricane season coming up near the southern US.....how cool but TOTALLY NOT COOL would it be if the hurricanes pulled up oil and it got lit up? Firestorm!

that actually sounds awesome, im not going to lie

take pictures if you are there and it happens

[Vlambo]

All we get in Newfoundland is constant rain. Like, in the past 3 months, there have been maybe 4 days where it hasn't rained. Of course, I don't worry about tornadoes, I worry about floods. My house is about 15 feet from the ocean, and when the tide is in, the water level gets hella tall. People laugh at me when I ask about flooding, but my neighbour lost his car to the bay last year because of a flood.

[Luinbariel]

I'm a bit worried about flooding too actually. The house in the city is close to the river and we haven't experienced this kind of weather there yet. I'm not home to see if the basement is flooding, although I doubt it will be. Still, there is a LOT of water on the streets according to my mother in law and I'm worried the sewer might back up.


The storm here has passed now,but they are calling for more. It rained almost 2 inches in the space of a few hours today and the fields are looking more like swimming pools.

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg154842#msg154842 date=1275173311]
With hurricane season coming up near the southern US.....how cool but TOTALLY NOT COOL would it be if the hurricanes pulled up oil and it got lit up? Firestorm!

that actually sounds awesome, im not going to lie

take pictures if you are there and it happens
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wtf
why would i be in the southern us during hurricane season?
it'd be too hot down there anyways

[Didzo]

With hurricane season coming up near the southern US.....how cool but TOTALLY NOT COOL would it be if the hurricanes pulled up oil and it got lit up? Firestorm!

I want some 3D cameras rolling.

Also toss in a few A-list action movie actors and Megan Fox in the middle of the action.

It'll become the most awesome catastrophic documentary yet.

[Surf314]

My back hurts like crazy and my throat hurts from allergies.

[Professor Funbucks]

My back hurts like crazy and my throat hurts from allergies.

My back hurts too.
I spent my whole day digging a trench for a pipe...ugh

[PyroZombie]

My back also hurts, I was taking out some beer boxes to the dumpster and slipped on a old piece of cardboard.

[Vandamguy]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg154988#msg154988 date=1275252072]
My back hurts like crazy and my throat hurts from allergies.

My back hurts too.
I spent my whole day digging a trench for a pipe...ugh
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some kind of underground bong ?

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg154992#msg154992 date=1275254139]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg154988#msg154988 date=1275252072]
My back hurts like crazy and my throat hurts from allergies.

My back hurts too.
I spent my whole day digging a trench for a pipe...ugh
[/quote]
some kind of underground bong ?
[/quote]
Nah, some drainage pipe we're putting in.
I wish.

[KarthXLR]

I went camping with Vandam this week and my back hurts.

[copulatingduck]

but does your drainage pipe hurt?

[PyroZombie]

[*

Fucking assholes! I hate USP.

I'm looking at the damn tracking info, It went from new jersey to 28 minutes away from me, I thought "Awesome, It's right there!"

That was Saturday. I was a little miffed they didn't just give me it that day, but it was livable.

Sunday I looked at it again, It past DIRECTLY OVER ME, literally! It went from one county to another, passing through the only place of any worth in this town, to another county, south-west of us. Why not just give me my package, you assholes?

Yes, yes, I get it, "Paperwork has to be filled out", Dude I will sign it, and date it whatever you want it. I'm not stiff-backed douche that will report you, I just want my shit.


....I just checked it again, and I was wrong it isn't in the county, It's "In transit to". It's been 1 1/2 days for a hour-drive. There is zero logic in this, I cannot fathom this, I have to try to lose the tracking number so I don't look at it another 3 times and find it's been shipped to Denver, Colorado


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-This is how well my patience works when strained. I'm sure not all of them are assholes, just the one guy driving. Know that when I'm pissed, I rant, uncontrollably, sometimes brought on by something stewing in me for over a month so it might seem unprovoked, but something did something somewhere. And the subject is sometimes as innocent as birds(I hate these flying assholes.). So don't take these to heart completely, it's random hate, it hasn't solidify as a tumor yet.<<<---*

[A. Crow]

It's a national holiday.  Your package ain't moving again till tomorrow. 

[Vandamguy]

nerd rage

this the first time you've ordered something online ? lol

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg155074#msg155074 date=1275315995]

Perfectly acceptable rage

this the first time you've ordered something online ? lol
[/quote]Well I ordered a DVD of the local deathmatch company's Cage of Death PPV, but that came directly to the house.

The reason I'm angry is that it literally went right by house, they really could have made a left turn and it would have hit my neighborhood.

[Radio Raheem]

the hell is a deathmatch company what kind of stuff are you ordering dude

[Professor Funbucks]

the hell is a deathmatch company what kind of stuff are you ordering dude

PyroZombie is actually the #1 underground fight-to-the-death combatant.
Where have you been Tim

[Versus]

It's a national holiday.  Your package ain't moving again till tomorrow.