The "Fuck my life" thread

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=Tim link=topic=3709.msg155104#msg155104 date=1275326885]
the hell is a deathmatch company what kind of stuff are you ordering dude

PyroZombie is actually the #1 underground fight-to-the-death combatant.
Where have you been Tim
[/quote]

Yeah tim, what the fuck?

the hell is a deathmatch company what kind of stuff are you ordering dude

Death-match Wrestling, Think normal wrestling, except with fewer rules and more focus on the dangerous. Fluorescent lightubes, panes of glass, barbed wire, thumbtacks, and on special occasions, heavy gardening tools(Weedwacker, debladed-hedge trimmers). The company is a league called Combat Zone Wrestling, which sounds hokey, but they do some fantastic things with wrestling technical as well as deathmatch, in-case you don't like the gore.

This was what I bought from them, a DVD latest Cage of Death PPV, Cage of Death 11;

YouTube
- Broadcast Yourself.

Really good stuff, especially if you hate mainstream wrestling like WWE. It wasn't their best show but, goddamn, if it wasn't entertaining.

[Geoff]

fake

[A. Crow]

fake

You can tell by the pixels....


And the really bad timing. 

[Didzo]

fake

[Turtle]

Guys what are you talking about Egotistico Fantastico is not fake

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg155120#msg155120 date=1275331769]
fake

You can tell by the pixels....


And the really bad timing. 
[/quote]actually, It's a league so not a lot money for the camera budget and most of these guys are not traditionally trained, as for the timing, I think that was all in the way the guy clipped it together. The show was pretty good, except for that first match, but that was due to blood loss and the fact that the guy Thumbtack Jack was facing, nick gage, is getting up there in years.

Guys what are you talking about Egotistico Fantastico is not fake

[Geoff]

well i mean i watched the first like 10 seconds and saw horrible acting that was on par with public programming.  he kicks, it doesnt even connect with the other guy, and he breaks free.  frijoles frios.



but the only real wrestler in my book




it's super dynamic


COOOOOOOKING TIIIIIIIME

[Versus]

well i mean i watched the first like 10 seconds and saw horrible acting that was on par with public programming.  he kicks, it doesnt even connect with the other guy, and he breaks free.  frijoles frios.



but the only real wrestler in my book




it's super dynamic


COOOOOOOKING TIIIIIIIME

GIGA BUSTAHHHHHH

[A. Crow]

well, it's somebodies FML:



Giant sinkholes in Guatemala

[HeK]

I drove across the country with my rally team as a part of the service crew. It was 15 above and sunny. The first day of the rally I awoke to 3 above and snow. The next three days were spent in the rain, sitting in cold deep mud, snow and cow shit fixing a car. The event organizers decided to cancel the free beer at the end too.


When I got home after the twelve hour drive, my basement flooded and I am still cleaning.

[Odin]

I drove across the country with my rally team as a part of the service crew. It was 15 above and sunny. The first day of the rally I awoke to 3 above and snow. The next three days were spent in the rain, sitting in cold deep mud, snow and cow shit fixing a car. The event organizers decided to cancel the free beer at the end too.

You said this was the Rocky Mountain Rally?  If so, welcome to Alberta weather.

[PyroZombie]

well, it's somebodies FML:



Giant sinkholes in Guatemala

Fucking saints alive. That hole doesn't appear to end.



Edit for my latest proof I suck;


I opened the door in my bathrobe to grab the paper and I see the UPS truck. I see the driver. we make eye contact accidentally. He about-faces, and drives off.

The phrase "Was that my computer?", and I realized; "I had my door wide open, and my address was on my door, and he looked right at me.......

ughhhhhhh.....fuck". this quote stabbed me in my head up to when I started writing this.

[Luinbariel]

This is the closest I've ever cut a paper to a deadline, and it's still due tomorrow before midnight. I'm not doing well with this one and just can't seem to get into it. Even after working on it most of yesterday and so far most of today, it's just... so fucking HARD to progress on it. Usually I have no such trouble.

I'm also behind on reading for this class and another paper is due in 27 days again. Also worth 30%. I'm kind of scared.

[Geoff]

i dont think your impatience should belong in the fuck my life thread.  just be glad your shit is gonna arrive at all.

[beep beep diglett]

i dont think your impatience should belong in the fuck my life thread.  just be glad your shit is gonna arrive at all.

hiveoff i didnt know you lived in the congo, where you have no idea if the rebels will steal your stuff that comes from america

[Vlambo]

While backing up my Dad's truck, and not looking to my right, I ended up hitting uncles car. Totaled the driver-side tail light and scratched the bumper on the car. The truck was fine, but I guess that laptop is gonna have to wait, as I have to pay for a new tail light.

[Professor Funbucks]

Fuck

[Dtrain323i]

While backing up my Dad's truck, and not looking to my right, I ended up hitting uncles car. Totaled the driver-side tail light and scratched the bumper on the car. The truck was fine, but I guess that laptop is gonna have to wait, as I have to pay for a new tail light.

what kind of car is it? Tail light might not be that expensive

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg155702#msg155702 date=1275527184]
While backing up my Dad's truck, and not looking to my right, I ended up hitting uncles car. Totaled the driver-side tail light and scratched the bumper on the car. The truck was fine, but I guess that laptop is gonna have to wait, as I have to pay for a new tail light.

what kind of car is it? Tail light might not be that expensive
[/quote]

Few years back it cost ~$250 parts and labor to fix one on my car after some asshat hit it down at school and never left a note >:|

[Vlambo]

Well, it's a 2000 Ford Focus. I'm gonna go up to the local scrap yard and try to find one for cheap, as my uncle and dad will put it in.