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rumsfald
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06-03-2010, 08:24 PM

Was encouraged by like 5 senior leaders at work to apply for a new role that would be a promotion. Didn't get it. Maybe I shouldn't have asked for a $25k bump as a salary requirement ;P.
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at0m
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06-03-2010, 08:28 PM

If you never ask, they'll never give it to you :/



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Vandamguy
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06-04-2010, 12:19 AM

(06-03-2010, 08:24 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Was encouraged by like 5 senior leaders at work to apply for a new role that would be a promotion. Didn't get it. Maybe I shouldn't have asked for a $25k bump as a salary requirement ;P.
you should have included a wallet size photo of rumsfeld with your application.
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06-04-2010, 12:56 AM

shaved my head but took the easy way out and used an electric razer. the resulting stubble produced an incredibly tractive surface (think the effect of having millions of tiny cleats on your scalp). drying my head was a pain, and i popped the seams in the neck on my tshirt trying to pull it over my head when it wouldnt budge Sad


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copulatingduck
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06-04-2010, 12:56 AM

also rolly eyes still doesnt work :Smile


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06-04-2010, 03:13 AM

It's one of those nights, one of those moods.



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06-04-2010, 07:28 AM

I fucked up my back somehow and it is healing slowly but in the meantime I can only sleep on my back and I'm a side sleeper  :'(


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Luinbariel
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06-04-2010, 10:40 AM

(06-04-2010, 03:13 AM)Didzo link Wrote: It's that time of the month.
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06-04-2010, 10:51 AM

(06-04-2010, 10:40 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg156016#msg156016 date=1275639189]
It's that time of the month.
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at0m
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06-04-2010, 11:27 AM

(06-04-2010, 10:51 AM)Kirby, the Axtinguisher Zealot link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg156047#msg156047 date=1275666039]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg156016#msg156016 date=1275639189]
It's that time of the month.
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I came.
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06-04-2010, 11:35 AM

(06-04-2010, 12:56 AM)Duck link Wrote: shaved my head but took the easy way out and used an electric razer. the resulting stubble produced an incredibly tractive surface (think the effect of having millions of tiny cleats on your scalp). drying my head was a pain, and i popped the seams in the neck on my tshirt trying to pull it over my head when it wouldnt budge Sad
yeah  you're going to want to go over it with a blade afterwards


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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at0m
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06-04-2010, 11:44 AM

The older I get, the more of my ex-girlfriends get married. They always look happy in their wedding pictures. I'm jealous but I don't really know why.



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A. Crow
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06-04-2010, 11:46 AM

that's an easy one, you're actually a giant asshole and don't want them to be happy. 


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at0m
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06-04-2010, 11:54 AM

yeah, thats true, i am a horrible person who's really good at covering it with a veneer of 'nice guy'



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06-04-2010, 11:55 AM

(06-04-2010, 11:54 AM)at0m link Wrote: yeah, thats true, i am a horrible person who's really good at covering it with a veneer of 'nice guy'


Being the nice guy sucks. Being a dick got me a wife.  :p


I just have to be nice to her.  ;D






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06-04-2010, 01:23 PM

(06-04-2010, 12:56 AM)Duck link Wrote: also rolly eyes still doesnt work :Smile

this

i guess we have to use  :-* for now
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06-05-2010, 12:23 AM

Today is my birthday, and just when i knew people would be calling to say hi i come out of the subway and ta-dah, no cellphone in my pocket, i didn't even noticed when someone took it out.

FUCK!


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Luinbariel
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06-05-2010, 12:25 AM

(06-05-2010, 12:23 AM)Vongore link Wrote: Today is my birthday, and just when i knew people would be calling to say hi i come out of the subway and ta-dah, no cellphone in my pocket, i didn't even noticed when someone took it out.

FUCK!

That really sucks bro... I'm sorry to hear that.


But, happy birthday all the same.
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Didzo
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06-05-2010, 12:37 AM

(06-05-2010, 12:23 AM)Vongore link Wrote: Today is my birthday, and just when i knew people would be calling to say hi i come out of the subway and ta-dah, no cellphone in my pocket, i didn't even noticed when someone took it out.

FUCK!

On a side note, a lost my birthday gift this week (by lost, I mean I left it in a room and it got jacked) after having it for less than a month.

:-\


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A. Crow
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06-05-2010, 01:49 AM

doh, happy birthday though.


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