The "Fuck my life" thread

[rumsfald]

yeah, thats true, i am a horrible person who's really good at covering it with a veneer of 'nice guy'

What veneer?

[PyroZombie]

My dear and darling sibling fucked with the point of view settings on TF2 and now I can't see the weapons or hands, drastically fucking with me.

[Professor Funbucks]

My dear and darling sibling fucked with the point of view settings on TF2 and now I can't see the weapons or hands, drastically fucking with me.

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[copulatingduck]

My dear and darling sibling fucked with the point of view settings on TF2 and now I can't see the weapons or hands, drastically fucking with me.

you sure they didnt just turn weapon viewmodels off? cuz i dont think you can hide weps with a FOV command anymore. should be in like multiplayer, advanced , or something like that

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg156287#msg156287 date=1275752376]
My dear and darling sibling fucked with the point of view settings on TF2 and now I can't see the weapons or hands, drastically fucking with me.

you sure they didnt just turn weapon viewmodels off? cuz i dont think you can hide weps with a FOV command anymore. should be in like multiplayer, advanced , or something like that
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theres two, you can check if its the fov by going to multiplayer it should be a scale of 75 to 90 so you cant turn it completely off, and then in multi advanced see is draw viewmodels is checked

[Black Aspen]

Richard Dunn died.  That's such terrible news.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100604/ap_e...chard_dunn



I love you Pep-pep.  Plibt.

[KorJax]

Offically depressed over my bf wanting to leave state to be with his mom and old friends in virginia over the whole summer vs him staying at his dads here.

So much for having a fun summer for me. It doesn't help that I'm taking this way more personal than I feel should be...

[Odin]

Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

[Turtle]

Earlier today i was riding around with my friends and my friend Perovi fell off his bike. His ear was bleeding and he said he was really dizzy, plus is bike is jacked up now.

[HeK]

Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

Spend more time practicing. Try get as familiar with the boundaries of your car as possible.

[Surf314]

Earlier today i was riding around with my friends and my friend Perovi fell off his bike. His ear was bleeding and he said he was really dizzy, plus is bike is jacked up now.

It was probably a concussion he should go to the doctor immediately. Those can be very dangerous and every one you have significantly increases your chances of something horrible happen to you. This one guy at kung fu had so many the doctors said any blow to the head from now on could kill him  :-\

[Didzo]

Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

That's because you're a woman.

Now go make me a sammich.

[Vlambo]

Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

Do what my dad did for me. He took his brand new truck and my mom's van, and said to parallel park my car between them without hitting it. Literally got thrown right into the fire, and pretty much aced it from there. Course, I haven't paralleled park since i took my driving test 3 years ago

[Greatbacon]

[quote author=Odin link=topic=3709.msg156330#msg156330 date=1275768385]
Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

Do what my dad did for me. He took his brand new truck and my mom's van, and said to parallel park my car between them without hitting it. Literally got thrown right into the fire, and pretty much aced it from there. Course, I haven't paralleled park since i took my driving test 3 years ago
[/quote]So glad I didn't have to do that shit on my test.

[K2]

[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg156369#msg156369 date=1275775590]
[quote author=Odin link=topic=3709.msg156330#msg156330 date=1275768385]
Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

Do what my dad did for me. He took his brand new truck and my mom's van, and said to parallel park my car between them without hitting it. Literally got thrown right into the fire, and pretty much aced it from there. Course, I haven't paralleled park since i took my driving test 3 years ago
[/quote]So glad I didn't have to do that shit on my test.
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[Versus]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg156370#msg156370 date=1275775629]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg156369#msg156369 date=1275775590]
[quote author=Odin link=topic=3709.msg156330#msg156330 date=1275768385]
Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

Do what my dad did for me. He took his brand new truck and my mom's van, and said to parallel park my car between them without hitting it. Literally got thrown right into the fire, and pretty much aced it from there. Course, I haven't paralleled park since i took my driving test 3 years ago
[/quote]So glad I didn't have to take a DMV-administered test.
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[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg156374#msg156374 date=1275775994]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg156370#msg156370 date=1275775629]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg156369#msg156369 date=1275775590]
[quote author=Odin link=topic=3709.msg156330#msg156330 date=1275768385]
Missed the chance to get my drivers first try, since I choked on parallel parking...

Do what my dad did for me. He took his brand new truck and my mom's van, and said to parallel park my car between them without hitting it. Literally got thrown right into the fire, and pretty much aced it from there. Course, I haven't paralleled park since i took my driving test 3 years ago
[/quote]So glad I didn't have to take a DMV-administered test, but I don't have a car .
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[Odin]

The big problem though was, the way the driving school taught me works fine, for smaller cars.  But on the TL I need to park completely different, which I know now.

[Luinbariel]

I managed to do it right the first time on my test. I had to park in front of my friend's house during lunch and I was all paranoid she was in there, watching me. Judging me.

Thankfully the only other error I made on my test was someone else's fault, though I still got marks for it. Some dumb bitch (remember, this is a very small town) parked half on the road and half off and suddenly decided to open her door RIGHT in front of me. There was no time, literally, to shoulder-check if I didn't want to kill her, so there's that I guess.



Reminds me of how much I sucked at driving on my first driving lesson. The teacher was like "ok, park inside the little box I've made out of these wooden markers" and I was like "ok". I got the marker on my side jammed under the mirror so hard I couldn't open my door and someone had to go and pry it out. :/

[HeK]

The big problem though was, the way the driving school taught me works fine, for smaller cars.  But on the TL I need to park completely different, which I know now.

It's FWD. Just park like this:

1999 Honda SLOPOKE Parking Ebrake Trick

On the other hand, I have parked like this using pylons:
Extreme Parallel Parking