The "Fuck my life" thread

[A. Crow]

Join the Mobile Infantry. 

[KorJax]

[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3709.msg156599#msg156599 date=1275921277]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg156569#msg156569 date=1275894257]
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What the hell? 45% unemployment rate? That can't be right
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Unemployed for 27 weeks or longer. As in the percentage of those unemployed that have been that way for at least half a year.
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Then that's even worse.  Is this implying that half of the entire country's population is out of a job?

That REALLY doesn't sound accurate.

[copulatingduck]

No, you're misunderstanding. Half the country's unemployed population has been so for 6+ months. In other words, once you lose your job you're fucked

[CaffeinePowered]

No, you're misunderstanding. Half the country's unemployed population has been so for 6+ months. In other words, once you lose your job you're fucked

Pretty much this, and something employers are going to have to get over when they go back to hiring people is that at least in the past if you're out of a job that long you somehow become "tainted". Like they see this big gap and thing "oh well why didn't anyone hire you, maybe its something we don't know about". Then they'll pass that person up.

With so many people in that boat they're gonna have to get over that I think.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg156600#msg156600 date=1275921822]
[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3709.msg156599#msg156599 date=1275921277]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg156569#msg156569 date=1275894257]
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What the hell? 45% unemployment rate? That can't be right
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Unemployed for 27 weeks or longer. As in the percentage of those unemployed that have been that way for at least half a year.
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Then that's even worse.  Is this implying that half of the entire country's population is out of a job?

That REALLY doesn't sound accurate.
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Unemployment is hovering between 9%-10% (if you count everyone out of work its really closer to 20%).

47% of that 9%-10% have been unemployed for 27 weeks or longer.

so roughly 5% of the total unemployed have been out of work for 6 months.

[at0m]

Unemployment is hovering between 9%-10% (if you count everyone out of work its really closer to 20%).

47% of that 9%-10% have been unemployed for 27 weeks or longer.

so roughly 4-5% of the total unemployedpopulation have been out of work for 6 months.

ftfy, what you said made no sense

[KarthXLR]

I really just feel like crap today. Been pretty much alone all of today, friends are busy, can't find my gym card, I'm doing pretty bad with my favorite games, and my allergies are killing me.

Really wish I had a good movie to watch or something.

[A. Crow]

[Radio Raheem]

that kitten looks like it got cut in half thats not good

[rumsfald]

that kitten looks like it got cut in half thats not good

Your little brother is bawling because he lost his gym card and has the sniffles, and all you care about is a cat? You could at least tell him to muscle up or something.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg156778#msg156778 date=1275999250]
Unemployment is hovering between 9%-10% (if you count everyone out of work its really closer to 20%).

47% of that 9%-10% have been unemployed for 27 weeks or longer.

so roughly 4-5% of the total unemployedpopulation have been out of work for 6 months.

ftfy, what you said made no sense
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you know what i meant  :-*

[copulatingduck]

That's life, then you die

[Surf314]

Super shitty day, got wrist MRIed and dye X rayed and they stabbed me in the fucking wrist with a fucking needle. Doctor apologized but said he had to hit bone. It was all the way in the wrist. Tendon is definitely ruptured so surgery or let it be. Back fucking hurt so bad today I'm going back to the doctor. Tweaked it some weird way and almost passed out. Oh and I burned two ofmy finger prints off. Too tired to turn on computer posting from my phone.

Which reminds me AT&T Internet was out in Ocala all day.

[A. Crow]

Holy smokes, dude!

[KarthXLR]

Jeeze Surf...how'd you manage to do all that?

[Kirby]

Super shitty day, got wrist MRIed and dye X rayed and they stabbed me in the fucking wrist with a fucking needle. Doctor apologized but said he had to hit bone. It was all the way in the wrist. Tendon is definitely ruptured so surgery or let it be. Back fucking hurt so bad today I'm going back to the doctor. Tweaked it some weird way and almost passed out. Oh and I burned two ofmy finger prints off. Too tired to turn on computer posting from my phone.

Which reminds me AT&T Internet was out in Ocala all day.

Jeeze Surf...how'd you manage to do all that?

It sounds like he was picking up a 300lb meth pipe which blew out his back, and in a heroic effort to not drop the meth pipe when it popped, he halted it's fall with incredible force of will, but the sheer inertia of the massive pipe put too much of a shock load on his tendon and blew it out. When it hit the floor it got two of his fingers stuck under it, so he couldn't get them out, burning his fingertips off.

[Didzo]

Jeeze Surf...how'd you manage to do all that?

Also...

Pics or it didn't happen.

<_<

>_>

[Surf314]

I iced down the fingers pretty good so they didn't blister (at least yet) I was trying to close the exhaust on the top of my grill to starve the coals of oxygen but forgot about the principles of heat transference and shit like that. This is why you go to school kids to learn that metal is an excellent heat conductor and even if it has a little handle dohickey that sticks out away from the grill and even if its been a couple minutes it's still probably hot as fuck.

Back feels a little better today but at this point I'm convinced I did something serious to it because it has been hurting for almost 2 weeks so I'm calling the doctor after I post this to go back in or something. He told me to take ibuprofen which has done pretty much jack  >

The wrist was something I injured a long time ago and never got around to getting checked out. Although I think I should stop saying that before the insurance tries to deny me for a pre-existing condition or something. That was what I was originally going for but then I hurt my back too  :'(

[copulatingduck]

I iced down the fingers pretty good so they didn't blister (at least yet) I was trying to close the exhaust on the top of my grill to starve the coals of oxygen but forgot about the principles of heat transference and shit like that. This is why you go to school kids to learn that metal is an excellent heat conductor and even if it has a little handle dohickey that sticks out away from the grill and even if its been a couple minutes it's still probably hot as fuck.

Back feels a little better today but at this point I'm convinced I did something serious to it because it has been hurting for almost 2 weeks so I'm calling the doctor after I post this to go back in or something. He told me to take ibuprofen which has done pretty much jack  >

The wrist was something I injured a long time ago and never got around to getting checked out. Although I think I should stop saying that before the insurance tries to deny me for a pre-existing condition or something. That was what I was originally going for but then I hurt my back too  :'(

how much ibuprofen did you take? i am not a med student, so please don't quote me on this, but I believe you have to take over 600mg for anti-inflammatory effects, which may or may not help with your back depending on what you did. if you could get in to see the doc again, that would probably be ideal though. hope you get to feeling better surf, I'll be pulling for you

[SAVAGE-0]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg157121#msg157121 date=1276173039]
I iced down the fingers pretty good so they didn't blister (at least yet) I was trying to close the exhaust on the top of my grill to starve the coals of oxygen but forgot about the principles of heat transference and shit like that. This is why you go to school kids to learn that metal is an excellent heat conductor and even if it has a little handle dohickey that sticks out away from the grill and even if its been a couple minutes it's still probably hot as fuck.

Back feels a little better today but at this point I'm convinced I did something serious to it because it has been hurting for almost 2 weeks so I'm calling the doctor after I post this to go back in or something. He told me to take ibuprofen which has done pretty much jack  >

The wrist was something I injured a long time ago and never got around to getting checked out. Although I think I should stop saying that before the insurance tries to deny me for a pre-existing condition or something. That was what I was originally going for but then I hurt my back too  :'(

how much ibuprofen did you take? i am not a med student, so please don't quote me on this, but I believe you have to take over 600mg for anti-inflammatory effects, which may or may not help with your back depending on what you did. if you could get in to see the doc again, that would probably be ideal though. hope you get to feeling better surf, I'll be pulling for you
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i'm pretty sure i was prescribed to take over 600-1200mg when my wisdom tooths were pulled.... that was if I didnt like the percs.... (i liked the percs)

granted they said I cant do this for more than like a week or so, but w/e