Its FRIDAY, what have you learned this week.

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=4539.msg158990#msg158990 date=1276898399]
- I can cook with a crockpot

if you can bake cookies you can cook meth

Cooking Meth
[/quote]

Crack is easier to make

[copulatingduck]

do explain

[Surf314]

do explain

if I wasn't on my phone I'd link make crack like this by master p/

[beep beep diglett]

i learned a woman was stabbed 20 times in my neighborhood

shit

[rumsfald]

i learned a woman was stabbed 20 times in my neighborhood

It wasn't crow, he's usually finished after 12.



Oh!

[at0m]

I learned that the poor girl working in the headhunter's office will call you past 5 local time, because she's not allowed to leave, and she has had entirely too much coffee.

Better check the blowout preventer first. What is this I don't even

[Coppanuva]

Going in the sun is evil and leads to sunburns 100% of the time.

[Didzo]

Honey sea coconut with coconut juice and ice swallow nest is a lot more intimidating on the menu than it is in person.

[A. Crow]

quit eating at the gay bar, have a steak. 

[Hobospartan]

quit eating at the gay bar, have a steak. 

Pretty sure you can find steak at a gay bar, just sayin

[at0m]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=4539.msg159063#msg159063 date=1276923329]
quit eating at the gay bar, have a steak. 

Pretty sure you can find steak at a gay bar, just sayin
[/quote]tubesteak, eh *nudge* *nudge*

/backtomycorner

[Didzo]

quit eating at the gay bar, have a steak. 

Had this after eating practically only meat for three days straight.

....

That sounds even more gay.  :-\

Edit: Ehhhh... Fuck it. Of course it's gay. I spent the week up in San Francisco. Durp.

[Professor Funbucks]

do explain

eh....I don't think i should but its 3 ingredients
coke
baking soda
water

[A. Crow]

Oh, I've just got TONS of coke just lying around- I'll get right on it!

[Geoff]

i saw a lot of tits, was fun

[Professor Funbucks]

Oh, I've just got TONS of coke just lying around- I'll get right on it!

It really is easier to find than to go out and buy obscure house cleaning products and cold medicine together.

Pharmacies don't sell more than 2 boxes of cold medicine at a time around here cause of the meth making.

Edit: did you see how much cold meds he put in that solution to extract the pseudoephedrine? You need like 20 boxes of medicine for the smallest amount of meth.

[at0m]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=4539.msg159103#msg159103 date=1276963495]
Oh, I've just got TONS of coke just lying around- I'll get right on it!

It really is easier to find than to go out and buy obscure house cleaning products and cold medicine together.

Pharmacies don't sell more than 2 boxes of cold medicine at a time around here cause of the meth making.

Edit: did you see how much cold meds he put in that solution to extract the pseudoephedrine? You need like 20 boxes of medicine for the smallest amount of meth.
[/quote]You can't buy more than 3g of pseudoephedrine (sudafed) at a time anywhere in the US now, 9g total per month. And you have to be an adult and show ID. Some states have made medications containing it prescription-only, to make them easier to control, but it's behind the counter and restricted just about everywhere now.

Nevermind the fact that most of the raw materials for manufacturing meth (including pseudoephedrine in bulk form) come from mexico, let's control the shit out of it in the US to give everyone the illusion of safety! And make life miserable for mothers with multiple children!

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg159108#msg159108 date=1276964259]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=4539.msg159103#msg159103 date=1276963495]
Oh, I've just got TONS of coke just lying around- I'll get right on it!

It really is easier to find than to go out and buy obscure house cleaning products and cold medicine together.

Pharmacies don't sell more than 2 boxes of cold medicine at a time around here cause of the meth making.

Edit: did you see how much cold meds he put in that solution to extract the pseudoephedrine? You need like 20 boxes of medicine for the smallest amount of meth.
[/quote]You can't buy more than 3g of pseudoephedrine (sudafed) at a time anywhere in the US now, 9g total per month. And you have to be an adult and show ID. Some states have made medications containing it prescription-only, to make them easier to control, but it's behind the counter and restricted just about everywhere now.

Nevermind the fact that most of the raw materials for manufacturing meth (including pseudoephedrine in bulk form) come from mexico, let's control the shit out of it in the US to give everyone the illusion of safety! And make life miserable for mothers with multiple children!
[/quote]

This is why Walter White used magnesium to burn through an industrial lock to steal shit, it's just more practical than paying guys to buy you psuedo, when I grow up I wanna be like Walt

[Mission Difficult]

when I grow up I wanna be like Walt

I was on the fence about that till he threw a pizza on the roof.

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=4539.msg159165#msg159165 date=1276985042]
when I grow up I wanna be like Walt

I was on the fence about that till he threw a pizza on the roof.
[/quote]

God that bit was so bizarre, do you think it was scripted, or it just sort of happened and he just went with it? I mean, it was a pretty big part of that episode, but it just seems so completely and utterly random that I can't imagine it was intentional from the get-go