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at0m
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06-13-2010, 12:30 AM

asergasdrhaedthndfj,gbzd. gando;gh8adi9; qhngaighAEajhbAEghaegapirth'aenhipjq

antibiotics are giving me such horrible heartburn i can't sleep

muscle relaxants are making me tired and drunk feeling

THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE



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Ianki
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06-13-2010, 12:32 AM

(06-13-2010, 12:30 AM)at0m link Wrote: asergasdrhaedthndfj,gbzd. gando;gh8adi9; qhngaighAEajhbAEghaegapirth'aenhipjq

antibiotics are giving me such horrible heartburn i can't sleep

muscle relaxants are making me tired and drunk feeling

THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

at least you aren't drinking.  you shouldn't drink on antibiotics
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at0m
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06-13-2010, 12:36 AM

(06-13-2010, 12:32 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg157768#msg157768 date=1276407039]
asergasdrhaedthndfj,gbzd. gando;gh8adi9; qhngaighAEajhbAEghaegapirth'aenhipjq

antibiotics are giving me such horrible heartburn i can't sleep

muscle relaxants are making me tired and drunk feeling

THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

at least you aren't drinking.  you shouldn't drink on antibiotics
[/quote]maybe it's the mojito giving me the heartburn then. It was just the one, and I know.



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06-13-2010, 12:41 AM

so apparently drinks at The People's Republik are dirt cheap, and strong to boot. Got smashed there with a buddy last night, had 4 Burgers afterwards, had a smoke while we waited to be let into a lady-friend's residence, then watched The Human Centipede with a pair of lasses in a twin bed. The movie was prob a bad choice, it was boring enough that I fell asleep during the first half :'(, fuck waking up at 545am everyday


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06-13-2010, 12:44 AM

(06-13-2010, 12:41 AM)Duck link Wrote: so apparently drinks at The People's Republik are dirt cheap, and strong to boot. Got smashed there with a buddy last night, had 4 Burgers afterwards, had a smoke while we waited to be let into a lady-friend's residence, then watched The Human Centipede with a pair of lasses in a twin bed. The movie was prob a bad choice, it was boring enough that I fell asleep during the first half :'(, fuck waking up at 545am everyday
YOU MOCK MY PAIN



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copulatingduck
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06-13-2010, 12:45 AM

ill wager you wont be saying that a couple weeks from now but i could be wrong, stay tewned


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06-13-2010, 08:15 PM

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Professor Funbucks
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06-20-2010, 02:33 AM

i dont know wha tappened tonight but i fucked two chicks without them knowing about either other lolo
im so drunkl lmaspo




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06-20-2010, 05:12 AM

(06-20-2010, 02:33 AM)Funbucks link Wrote: i dont know wha tappened tonight but i fucked two chicks without them knowing about either other lolo

I know what happened. You had steak for dinner.
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Professor Funbucks
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06-20-2010, 08:47 AM

nice, drunk funbucks
'tappened'

imma start using that more often

Edit:
Actually, I had nachos before last night...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the hangover sucks



edit: i was going somewhere with that nachos thing, something about a mexican stand-off i dont even

Edit: I also remember now yelling at Vlambo a bunch on facebook i dont even

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06-20-2010, 11:13 AM

(06-20-2010, 08:47 AM)Funbucks link Wrote: nice, drunk funbucks
'tappened'

imma start using that more often

Edit:
Actually, I had nachos before last night...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the hangover sucks



edit: i was going somewhere with that nachos thing, something about a mexican stand-off i dont even

Edit: I also remember now yelling at Vlambo a bunch on facebook i dont even

It was awesome. We were discussing beer, bitches, and killamajaro
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06-20-2010, 12:36 PM

i should get drunk more oft-
nahhhh



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06-28-2010, 01:03 AM

So... I have recently moved closer to my yob, and upon taking an overtime shift I was *almost* robbed by a kid who couldn't be over seventeen. Needless to say there was no psychical contact in the particular altercation. .but I feel as if I should assert my masculinity. Which is why I planned a series of posters to hang around the ghetto I live near, they would essentially challenge said pre-pubescent fuck to a real man's battle, do I proceed or continue to hang my tail between my legs since it happened. . .keep in mind where I live this is legitimate machismo. . .maybe I should be asking 4chan for advice


[table][tr][td][Image: style5,The-spc-Pwnrgization.png] [/td][td]Chooly: /nevergonnagiveyouup
Eschatos: /nevergonnaletyoudown
[TC] Versus: /nevergonnarunaround
[TC] Versus: /anddesertyou
ToiletDuck: /closeapplication[/td][/tr][/table]
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06-28-2010, 01:04 AM

(06-13-2010, 08:15 PM)rumsfald link Wrote:
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[table][tr][td][Image: style5,The-spc-Pwnrgization.png] [/td][td]Chooly: /nevergonnagiveyouup
Eschatos: /nevergonnaletyoudown
[TC] Versus: /nevergonnarunaround
[TC] Versus: /anddesertyou
ToiletDuck: /closeapplication[/td][/tr][/table]
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07-03-2010, 01:35 AM

I had to polish off the beer in my fridge... didn't want to leave it alone while I was away... you know, it might get lonely or some such bullshit.


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07-07-2010, 08:11 PM

(07-03-2010, 01:35 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I had to polish off the beer in my fridge... didn't want to leave it alone while I was away... you know, it might get lonely or some such bullshit.
might wander off and eat your steak in the cooler, then fuck a bitch.

also, experiments in the cousin's liquor cabinet continue.  Tonight's batch, Tequila and 7up.  Verdict: Great success!!
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Duck, Duck, Goose
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07-07-2010, 11:04 PM

bars with friends are the best
especially when your group of firneds are a bunch of nerds and two people you used to play hockey with randomly show up
yo fuck my old friends lol
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07-08-2010, 01:22 AM

Why the fuck is the drinking age in the us 21, anyway?


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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07-08-2010, 01:32 AM

(07-08-2010, 01:22 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: Why the fuck is the drinking age in the us 21, anyway?
cause you guys suck CANADA OWNS ETC.
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07-08-2010, 01:50 AM

(07-08-2010, 01:32 AM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: [quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=753.msg162839#msg162839 date=1278570137]
Why the fuck is the drinking age in the us 21, anyway?
cause you guys suck CANADA OWNS ETC.
[/quote]amen, canadian brotha



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