Neat stuff (non-lulz but interesting things)

[Chief]

Best way to make bacon is in the oven.
its how all the kitchens at restauraunts do it.

bakin' bacon

[rumsfald]

some gross stuff

Step 1 says "gather premium ingredients." However,
1) ground beef in a tube is never premium. And I'm not just being cheeky when I say that I buy chuck steak and grind my own meat by hand. Seriously.
2) that label of hormel is not close to the best label of bacon out there at most retail chains. 
3) kraft classic melt - what a joke
4) store-label colby jack and pepper jack - what kind of ghetto do you live in where you can't even get helluva good. And helluva good isn't even tillamook. UGH!
5) no mention of what tomato gravy is used. Anything less than san marzano is not premium.

[Sponson]

[quote author=Sponson link=topic=1507.msg159367#msg159367 date=1277068274]
some gross stuff

Step 1 says "gather premium ingredients." However,
1) ground beef in a tube is never premium. And I'm not just being cheeky when I say that I buy chuck steak and grind my own meat by hand. Seriously.
2) that label of hormel is not close to the best label of bacon out there at most retail chains. 
3) kraft classic melt - what a joke
4) store-label colby jack and pepper jack - what kind of ghetto do you live in where you can't even get helluva good. And helluva good isn't even tillamook. UGH!
5) no mention of what tomato gravy is used. Anything less than san marzano is not premium.

[/quote]

What if "premium" was a tongue-in-cheek joke at how awful everything is?

[Spore]

[quote author=Sponson link=topic=1507.msg159367#msg159367 date=1277068274]
some gross stuff

Step 1 says "gather premium ingredients." However,
1) ground beef in a tube is never premium. And I'm not just being cheeky when I say that I buy chuck steak and grind my own meat by hand. Seriously.
2) that label of hormel is not close to the best label of bacon out there at most retail chains. 
3) kraft classic melt - what a joke
4) store-label colby jack and pepper jack - what kind of ghetto do you live in where you can't even get helluva good. And helluva good isn't even tillamook. UGH!
5) no mention of what tomato gravy is used. Anything less than san marzano is not premium.

[/quote]

You're one of the last people I'd expect to just not get it.

[beep beep diglett]

am i the only one who picked up on the satire in rummies post?

[Spore]

am i the only one who picked up on the satire in rummies post?

I guess it is annoyingly precise and condescending enough to be a joke.

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=dagrett link=topic=1507.msg159480#msg159480 date=1277107220]
am i the only one who picked up on the satire in rummies post?

I guess it is annoyingly precise and condescending enough to be a joke.
[/quote]

yeah the whole snobby undertone to how to prepare a fucking bacon pizza cheeseburger set my satire radar off

[CaffeinePowered]

[copulatingduck]

win

[CaffeinePowered]

[Vandamguy]

dizdo wrote it

[Versus]

amazing

[Odin]

Wow anger.

[Vlambo]

I want that on a poster.

[beep beep diglett]

y r u so mad

i actually unironically use u in tf2 chat tbh

[Eightball]

[glow=black,50,200]WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU [/glow]

EDIT: Bah, I can't get the glow bbcode to work the way I wanted.

[copulatingduck]

"LOOK HERE COMES AN S"


lmao

[rumsfald]

Kor would approve of the proper and appropriate use of cunt related vocabulary.

[rumsfald]

Any excuse to link to Rumsfeld quotes

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/201...dilemma-1/

[Versus]

Any excuse to link to Rumsfeld quotes

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/201...dilemma-1/

enjoyed that