Versus finally sold me on this (and you should lend your opinion as well)

[Chief]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4731.msg159487#msg159487 date=1277118690]
[quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=4731.msg159477#msg159477 date=1277105999]
Mostly DarkChief on Zane. 

Sponson should draw that.
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no
[/quote]thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

[copulatingduck]

Because when you go on a date with someone you've met online, you never really know what you're going to get.

This is like that, but minus the russian mail order brides.

uhhh, dont you mean minus the stds? then again, if you're a dirty person I guess you could get a UTI from it, which is technically an STI....

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159502#msg159502 date=1277133160]
Go for it man! Why can't he have a sex toy? If chicks can have some in the drawer, so can a dude. Sure, hands work just fine but it's not as FUN.

Hay I've got something you might enjoi.....



Wild Sex party @ Luin's?
[/quote]

This reminds me of the time that Crystal had a sex toy party. It's like a tupperware party but with sex toys instead!


It was awesome.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4731.msg159566#msg159566 date=1277145153]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159502#msg159502 date=1277133160]
Go for it man! Why can't he have a sex toy? If chicks can have some in the drawer, so can a dude. Sure, hands work just fine but it's not as FUN.

Hay I've got something you might enjoi.....



Wild Sex party @ Luin's?
[/quote]

This reminds me of the time that Crystal had a sex toy party. It's like a tupperware party but with sex toys instead!


It was awesome.
[/quote]


Is there significance in the fact there's no rejection of my idea?


=D

[Chief]

[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4731.msg159566#msg159566 date=1277145153]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159502#msg159502 date=1277133160]
Go for it man! Why can't he have a sex toy? If chicks can have some in the drawer, so can a dude. Sure, hands work just fine but it's not as FUN.

Hay I've got something you might enjoi.....



Wild Sex party @ Luin's?
[/quote]

This reminds me of the time that Crystal had a sex toy party. It's like a tupperware party but with sex toys instead!


It was awesome.
[/quote]what the fuck am i reading

[Didzo]

[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4731.msg159566#msg159566 date=1277145153]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159502#msg159502 date=1277133160]
Go for it man! Why can't he have a sex toy? If chicks can have some in the drawer, so can a dude. Sure, hands work just fine but it's not as FUN.

Hay I've got something you might enjoi.....



Wild Sex party @ Luin's?
[/quote]

This reminds me of the time that Crystal had a sex toy party. It's like a tupperware party but with sex toys instead!


It was awesome.
[/quote]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4731.msg159566#msg159566 date=1277145153]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159502#msg159502 date=1277133160]
Go for it man! Why can't he have a sex toy? If chicks can have some in the drawer, so can a dude. Sure, hands work just fine but it's not as FUN.

Hay I've got something you might enjoi.....



Wild Sex party @ Luin's?
[/quote]


This reminds me of the time that Crystal had a sex toy party. It's like a tupperware party but with sex toys instead!


It was awesome.
[/quote]

I'm down for group sex with Luin/chrystal......wait what?


Also, I've been present at a sex toy party and it is EXACTLY like a tupperware party. Just with more floppy dildoes and edible panties.

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159602#msg159602 date=1277150967]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4731.msg159566#msg159566 date=1277145153]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159502#msg159502 date=1277133160]
Go for it man! Why can't he have a sex toy? If chicks can have some in the drawer, so can a dude. Sure, hands work just fine but it's not as FUN.

Hay I've got something you might enjoi.....



Wild Sex party @ Luin's?
[/quote]


This reminds me of the time that Crystal had a sex toy party. It's like a tupperware party but with sex toys instead!


It was awesome.
[/quote]

I'm down for group sex with Luin/chrystal......wait what?


Also, I've been present at a sex toy party and it is EXACTLY like a tupperware party. Just with more floppy dildoes and edible panties.
[/quote]

hurr wait wat?


At Crystal's party we set up all the sample vibrators on a table and had them "fight"

[rumsfald]

Speaking of, are SBCrystal and Insomnia too busy bumping uglies and raving to contribute to this epic thread?

Also, why do I have the mental impression that HeK has somehow soldered, welded, or otherwise makered Luin the most epic sextoy for one of their anniversaries? I imagine it involves controls that broadcast over wifi broadcasters that reach the barn, that he can SSH to from work.

[Radio Raheem]

this thread owns. also im not really sure someone would put razor blades in a fleshlight but when i was a little kid i thought maybe girls would be really mean and put paperclips or tacks in their vagina and this is why im still afraid of girls

[Mission Difficult]

this thread owns. also im not really sure someone would put razor blades in a fleshlight but when i was a little kid i thought maybe girls would be really mean and put paperclips or tacks in their vagina and this is why im still afraid of girls

Rape-aXe

[Chief]

[quote author=Tim link=topic=4731.msg159639#msg159639 date=1277157092]
this thread owns. also im not really sure someone would put razor blades in a fleshlight but when i was a little kid i thought maybe girls would be really mean and put paperclips or tacks in their vagina and this is why im still afraid of girls

Rape-aXe
[/quote]immediately what i thought of when i read tim's post

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=4731.msg159622#msg159622 date=1277153602]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159602#msg159602 date=1277150967]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4731.msg159566#msg159566 date=1277145153]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4731.msg159502#msg159502 date=1277133160]
Go for it man! Why can't he have a sex toy? If chicks can have some in the drawer, so can a dude. Sure, hands work just fine but it's not as FUN.

Hay I've got something you might enjoi.....



Wild Sex party @ Luin's?
[/quote]


This reminds me of the time that Crystal had a sex toy party. It's like a tupperware party but with sex toys instead!


It was awesome.
[/quote]

I'm down for group sex with Luin/chrystal......wait what?


Also, I've been present at a sex toy party and it is EXACTLY like a tupperware party. Just with more floppy dildoes and edible panties.
[/quote]

hurr wait wat?


At Crystal's party we set up all the sample vibrators on a table and had them "fight"
[/quote]

I've been to one of these.  It was actually pretty frustrating when I realized my girlfriend at the time was the most prudish of the bunch. 

[Turtle]

So aside from razorblades in your dick and thumbtack vaginas this thread is pretty perfect

[Black Aspen]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4731.msg159487#msg159487 date=1277118690]
[quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=4731.msg159477#msg159477 date=1277105999]
Mostly DarkChief on Zane. 

Sponson should draw that.
[/quote]oh god aspen what have you done
[/quote]

It wasn't intentional but...  I'm sort of curious now.  I worry that whatever was created could not be unseen though. 

[Turtle]

It would probably end something like this

[Chief]

It would probably end something like this

[Luinbariel]

Speaking of, are SBCrystal and Insomnia too busy bumping uglies and raving to contribute to this epic thread?

Also, why do I have the mental impression that HeK has somehow soldered, welded, or otherwise makered Luin the most epic sextoy for one of their anniversaries? I imagine it involves controls that broadcast over wifi broadcasters that reach the barn, that he can SSH to from work.

:3

He's modified one, yes, but it wasn't super fancy. We just buy those.

[HeK]

At Crystal's party we set up all the sample vibrators on a table and had them "fight"

http://nas.hekzbox.com/Stuff/15-03-082048.3g2

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4731.msg159637#msg159637 date=1277156461]
Speaking of, are SBCrystal and Insomnia too busy bumping uglies and raving to contribute to this epic thread?

Also, why do I have the mental impression that HeK has somehow soldered, welded, or otherwise makered Luin the most epic sextoy for one of their anniversaries? I imagine it involves controls that broadcast over wifi broadcasters that reach the barn, that he can SSH to from work.

:3

He's modified one, yes, but it wasn't super fancy. We just buy those.
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It had overheating and waterproofing issues. Totally not worth making your own.

[KarthXLR]

Turtle close your eyes. I don't want you reading this thread.