Its FRIDAY, what have you learned this week.

[copulatingduck]

Also, I found out today that admiring beautiful people at the beach is all well and good, but don't fall asleep doing it, especially if you didn't bother to bring suntan lotion

[at0m]

Also, I found out today that admiring beautiful people at the beach is all well and good, but don't fall asleep doing it, especially if you didn't bother to bring suntan lotion

pedo moustache-patterned sunburn, awesome

[Mission Difficult]

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[quote author=Duck link=topic=4539.msg159165#msg159165 date=1276985042]
when I grow up I wanna be like Walt

I was on the fence about that till he threw a pizza on the roof.
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God that bit was so bizarre, do you think it was scripted, or it just sort of happened and he just went with it? I mean, it was a pretty big part of that episode, but it just seems so completely and utterly random that I can't imagine it was intentional from the get-go
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According to this interview it was in the script. The special effects people had actually made some kind of rig to get the pizza up there, but Bryan Cranston was able to fling it up there himself.

[Luinbariel]

On friday, I learned that it's a tricky thing to give someone enough of whatever it is they give you when doing scoping procedures. I also learned what it feels like to have a tube shoved down my throat so far that it gets to my gall bladder area to yank out some escaping stones from surrounding ducts.  And that when you vomit like that it comes out bright banana yellow.

:3

[rumsfald]

I also learned what it feels like to have a tube shoved down my throat so far that it gets to my gall bladder area to yank out some escaping stones from surrounding ducts. 

Oh, medical progress. I remember when my mom had gall stones, probably like 1987 or so, and so they removed her gall bladder via an almost c-section sized scar on the right side of her abdomen. Then, in the 90s-00s, they learned how to fix gall stones with only a small scar on the inside of your bellybutton. So, to have things taken care of via a deepthroat procedure with no scars is much improved.

Then again, if you spent less time eating such "premium ingredients" as the bacon-wrapped-and-bbq-glazed-sausage-and-hamburger-loaf that HeK bakes and washing it down with bagged-milk, maybe you wouldn't get stones at all. Just sayin'


(and wb).

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4539.msg159508#msg159508 date=1277134448]
I also learned what it feels like to have a tube shoved down my throat so far that it gets to my gall bladder area to yank out some escaping stones from surrounding ducts. 

Oh, medical progress. I remember when my mom had gall stones, probably like 1987 or so, and so they removed her gall bladder via an almost c-section sized scar on the right side of her abdomen. Then, in the 90s-00s, they learned how to fix gall stones with only a small scar on the inside of your bellybutton. So, to have things taken care of via a deepthroat procedure with no scars is much improved.

Then again, if you spent less time eating such "premium ingredients" as the bacon-wrapped-and-bbq-glazed-sausage-and-hamburger-loaf that HeK bakes and washing it down with bagged-milk, maybe you wouldn't get stones at all. Just sayin'


(and wb).
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... They did not remove my gall bladder through my mouth. They did remove that through my bellybutton. Only errant stones were removed via my throat.

I removed the rest of that. All I'm going to say is that I'm insulted and that I thought that was pretty callous of you, rumsfald. Thanks for letting me know just how little you think of me.

[at0m]

Aren't we all friends here?
Cat and dog...Best friends for ever...

[rumsfald]

All I'm going to say is that I'm insulted and that I thought that was pretty callous of you, rumsfald. Thanks for letting me know just how little you think of me.

Oops!

Well, whatever you want me to do to make amends, Liz, just name it. So long as Kyle approves, of course.

[Didzo]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4539.msg159643#msg159643 date=1277158356]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4539.msg159508#msg159508 date=1277134448]
I also learned what it feels like to have a tube shoved down my throat so far that it gets to my gall bladder area to yank out some escaping stones from surrounding ducts. 

Oh, medical progress. I remember when my mom had gall stones, probably like 1987 or so, and so they removed her gall bladder via an almost c-section sized scar on the right side of her abdomen. Then, in the 90s-00s, they learned how to fix gall stones with only a small scar on the inside of your bellybutton. So, to have things taken care of via a deepthroat procedure with no scars is much improved.

Then again, if you spent less time eating such "premium ingredients" as the bacon-wrapped-and-bbq-glazed-sausage-and-hamburger-loaf that HeK bakes and washing it down with bagged-milk, maybe you wouldn't get stones at all. Just sayin'


(and wb).
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... They did not remove my gall bladder through my mouth. They did remove that through my bellybutton. Only errant stones were removed via my throat.

I removed the rest of that. All I'm going to say is that I'm insulted and that I thought that was pretty callous of you, rumsfald. Thanks for letting me know just how little you think of me.
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Don't take it personal. Rummy has become is cold and callous because he's a reptile.

[A. Crow]

Rummy, your sarcasm has been running a bit too far into the weeds lately, you might want to go back to the range and requalifiy with that weapon.  

Liz, you know he was kidding, even if his humor was a bit vague.  Everyone here likes you.  You should remember that fact and reconsider next time you think someone is trying to insult you.  

[zaneyard]

I learned today that confidence plays a major factor in your attractiveness.
Doesn't hurt that bitches don't know about my five-o-clock shadow

[at0m]

I'm almost certain I've told you as much at least twice, duder

[zaneyard]

sometimes you gotta learn things yourself before you really figure it out

however, what i would like to learn is where i can go where there's tons of hot chicks and not just like 4 a night.

[at0m]

go big or go home

[zaneyard]

i don't even know how that applies to what i just said.

[Odin]

I learned today that confidence plays a major factor in your attractiveness.
Doesn't hurt that bitches don't know about my five-o-clock shadow

I can't get a date and even I know that.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=4539.msg159753#msg159753 date=1277181442]
I learned today that confidence plays a major factor in your attractiveness.
Doesn't hurt that bitches don't know about my five-o-clock shadow

I can't get a date and even I know that.
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that's the problem
stop thinking that
start thinking you're the motherfucking boss

[rumsfald]

Rummy, your sarcasm has been running a bit too far into the weeds lately, you might want to go back to the range and requalifiy with that weapon.  

Meh, I thought this callback was on target, LT. See "adventures in horrible cooking." See step 10.
http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/ind...0#msg61370

[Luinbariel]

Eh, you guys are right. Thank you very much. It'll be no big deal in no time.

[Kirby]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4539.msg159643#msg159643 date=1277158356]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=4539.msg159508#msg159508 date=1277134448]
I also learned what it feels like to have a tube shoved down my throat so far that it gets to my gall bladder area to yank out some escaping stones from surrounding ducts. 

Oh, medical progress. I remember when my mom had gall stones, probably like 1987 or so, and so they removed her gall bladder via an almost c-section sized scar on the right side of her abdomen. Then, in the 90s-00s, they learned how to fix gall stones with only a small scar on the inside of your bellybutton. So, to have things taken care of via a deepthroat procedure with no scars is much improved.

Then again, if you spent less time eating such "premium ingredients" as the bacon-wrapped-and-bbq-glazed-sausage-and-hamburger-loaf that HeK bakes and washing it down with bagged-milk, maybe you wouldn't get stones at all. Just sayin'


(and wb).
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... They did not remove my gall bladder through my mouth. They did remove that through my bellybutton. Only errant stones were removed via my throat.

I removed the rest of that. All I'm going to say is that I'm insulted and that I thought that was pretty callous of you, rumsfald. Thanks for letting me know just how little you think of me.
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I LOVE YOU LUIN =(