The "Fuck my life" thread

[Geoff]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg160421#msg160421 date=1277422239]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg160416#msg160416 date=1277421407]
So, I think I can manage to express myself through my raging feeling of "GOD DAMN."

I'm in the middle of an interview for a job that's going to be 20K more than active duty pay...  BOOM, BOOM BOOM.   

No, shit wasn't exploding, that was the thunder. 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

That was shit exploding.  And the facility goes dark.  People are running around, buildings being evac'd.  My interview is Done.  I'm waiting for them to call me to tell me when we can reschedule.   

Divine intervention?


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I just made one of those jokes on facebook.  Irregardless; Fuck Yo Couch.  This jobs pays a shit ton and I needs it. 
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[A. Crow]

I totally looked up that very page to ensure I was using it correctly.

[beep beep diglett]

irregardless of your searching skills, it says to use regardless instead : (FIX ROLLY EYES)

[A. Crow]

Irregardless of all that, this morning:

*Annoying ringing of telephone*

"Hello"

"Hey LT Crow"

"Whatsup, Sergeant?" (it was my unit's operations sergeant)

"I just got a command directive from brigade, pack your bags sir, you're going to California for a month."

"FUCKING OUTSTANDING"

[at0m]

Good thing the waste of money didn't get ruined in the rain, rummy

@LT: guess you didn't need that job after all :/

[Versus]

where in california, california rapes

[CaffeinePowered]

Irregardless of all that, this morning:

*Annoying ringing of telephone*

"Hello"

"Hey LT Crow"

"Whatsup, Sergeant?" (it was my unit's operations sergeant)

"I just got a command directive from brigade, pack your bags sir, you're going to California for a month."

"FUCKING OUTSTANDING"

Hope for camp pedleton its right on the ocean, but thats a Marine base so Im not sure if they have any of the other branches there.


Also, "words" change over time, stating that 'irregardless' is not a word does not take into account usage. If a lot of people use it, and understand its meaning, its a word, just like truthiness.

[Surf314]

Also, "words" change over time, stating that 'irregardless' is not a word does not take into account usage. If a lot of people use it, and understand its meaning, its a word, just like truthiness.

This post is deceptively true.

[copulatingduck]

where in california, california rapes

i could be wrong but im gonna guess youre confusing california with college

[Mission Difficult]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg160566#msg160566 date=1277482177]
where in california, california rapes

i could be wrong but im gonna guess youre confusing california with college
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And by college you mean sitting in his dorm watching anime and playing video games all day everyday, right?

[at0m]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg160573#msg160573 date=1277485573]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg160566#msg160566 date=1277482177]
where in california, california rapes

i could be wrong but im gonna guess youre confusing california with college
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And by college you mean sitting in his dorm watching anime hentai and playing video games fapping all day everyday, right?
[/quote]doot doot doot

[copulatingduck]

raped with ease james

[Versus]

pretty sure i'm not confusing california with college

[Vandamguy]

why does james lack credibility when making any post?

be nice and go have sex with your plastic pillow bottle thing.

[at0m]

Nice rage there, duder.

[A. Crow]

Why would I be on a marine base?

No, I'm going to Fort Irwin, the armpit of california and nevada.  It's a little south of Death Valley. 

[Dtrain323i]

Why would I be on a marine base?

No, I'm going to Fort Irwin, the armpit of california and nevada.  It's a little south of Death Valley. 

Maybe you'll get to play opfor at the NTC. I always thought that would be fun.

[Didzo]

Why would I be on a marine base?

No, I'm going to Fort Irwin, the armpit of california and nevada.  It's a little south of Death Valley. 

Deserts in the summer.

Shit, just be glad you're not in the middle east.  :-X

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg160623#msg160623 date=1277503709]
Why would I be on a marine base?

No, I'm going to Fort Irwin, the armpit of california and nevada.  It's a little south of Death Valley. 

Maybe you'll get to play opfor at the NTC. I always thought that would be fun.
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Close, but not quite. 

[rumsfald]

After careful consideration, I believe my financial situation will be best served by moving back in with my ailing grandparents for 6-8 months. Money would just be too tight to be on my own in a high-rent Philly apartment.

God, I haven't lived in that attic for thirteen years....it's the attic I left when I first went off to live with the girl that became my wife. Hakuna matata.

I've got a 4 day weekend next week, so it looks like that's when shit's gonna get real.