The "Fuck my life" thread

[copulatingduck]

What was supposed to be my last big outing (2 weeks in planning) with friends before hopping on the train back to Texas (can't make rent) has gone from an attendance of over a dozen to a party of one. Apparently a "Donkey Show" is more interesting than Toy Story :|

One Is the Loneliest Number  for Three Dog Night  (lyrics and download)

It's like the last few birthdays I've had all over again. Brb going to the gym

[Professor Funbucks]

What was supposed to be my last big outing (2 weeks in planning) with friends before hopping on the train back to Texas (can't make rent) has gone from an attendance of over a dozen to a party of one. Apparently a "Donkey Show" is more interesting than Toy Story :|

is that where a donkey fucks a chick?
thats pretty foul, you have fucked up friends

[Geoff]

you can come hang with me any time deif <3

[Versus]

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=lone...ult=Search

[Totla]

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=lone...ult=Search

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=frie...ult=Search

[KorJax]

What was supposed to be my last big outing (2 weeks in planning) with friends before hopping on the train back to Texas (can't make rent) has gone from an attendance of over a dozen to a party of one. Apparently a "Donkey Show" is more interesting than Toy Story :|

One Is the Loneliest Number  for Three Dog Night  (lyrics and download)

It's like the last few birthdays I've had all over again. Brb going to the gym

I feel you

I don't understand why all my sister's friends and her fiance's friends are socially reasonable people while my few friends are basically variations of the above crap

[Dtrain323i]

What was supposed to be my last big outing (2 weeks in planning) with friends before hopping on the train back to Texas (can't make rent) has gone from an attendance of over a dozen to a party of one. Apparently a "Donkey Show" is more interesting than Toy Story :|

One Is the Loneliest Number  for Three Dog Night  (lyrics and download)

It's like the last few birthdays I've had all over again. Brb going to the gym

Not gonna lie brotato, I'd probably go with the donkey show instead of Toy Story.

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg160752#msg160752 date=1277588653]
What was supposed to be my last big outing (2 weeks in planning) with friends before hopping on the train back to Texas (can't make rent) has gone from an attendance of over a dozen to a party of one. Apparently a "Donkey Show" is more interesting than Toy Story :|

One Is the Loneliest Number  for Three Dog Night  (lyrics and download)

It's like the last few birthdays I've had all over again. Brb going to the gym

Not gonna lie brotato, I'd probably go with the donkey show instead of Toy Story.
[/quote]

because you're a freak, most people would rather see toy story

[Vlambo]

I'd go with the DOnkey Show. You can see Toy Story 3 anytime, biut a Donkey Show? That shit earns you REAL MAN medals.

[beep beep diglett]

I'd go with the DOnkey Show. You can see Toy Story 3 anytime, biut a Donkey Show? That shit earns you REAL MAN medals.

actually, it earns you a closet furry title

[copulatingduck]

actually it was "The Donkey Show," sorry for the confusing article

And yea, if you'd still go to that over Toy Story idk what to say

http://www.americanrepertorytheater.org/...onkey-show



as it turned out I ran into 2 lovely lady friends while I was out to eat and they went with me to Toy Story, so that was p sweet

[HeK]

So I am carting around the on-call phone for third line technical support for a certain shindig that Canada is putting on this weekend... and I get called by a certain lazy-ass help-desk tech about a problem. I call the user directly, and find out that his problem cannot wait until Monday and I have to drive into work. On my way to work, the user gets going again (apparently the problem just went away) and called the help desk back, who failed to call me.

An hour later, I finally get into the office and get all my systems up and logged in. I couldn't find the problem and called the user only to learn that his message was never relayed. I never wonder why that same help-desk tech is still on the help-desk after working for us for 15 years.



In other news, the tip of my right-hand index finger is still numb after using a bunch of spray paint.... It's been six days.

[Turtle]

So as some of you know I put an email I forgot the password to as the contact email for my apb account

APB will not let me change this without being able to get on the email

After countless guesses I did the whole verify email thing

Gmail cannot verify that this account belongs to me.

raped like paper ripped with ease etc etc

[beep beep diglett]

more like hit on the head with a rock, what the fuck are you trying to say in that first sentence

oh jesus i just heard some crying and a gunshot

god damnit

[Turtle]

it's 5 am and i'm tired get off my back

[Surf314]

I guess there is this virus going around that goes after the throat and ears. I don't know if I have it but I've been having the symptoms for a couple days, it just won't commit. But then yesterday when I was playing APB I got super dizzy and felt like I was going to pass out so I called the doctor and they told me I probably have this virus.

I just really hate wishy-washy diseases. I want to either be sick or not sick I hate feeling just tolerably crappy all the time.

[zaneyard]

So as some of you know I put an email I forgot the password to as the contact email for my apb account

APB will not let me change this without being able to get on the email

After countless guesses I did the whole verify email thing

Gmail cannot verify that this account belongs to me.

raped like paper ripped with ease etc etc

i don't feel bad for anyone who forgets passwords when there's easy, free ways to manage passwords.

[rumsfald]

i don't feel bad for anyone who forgets passwords when there's easy, free ways to manage passwords.

Ripped like paper
Baked like a brownie
Tardle just got
Raped by a Downie

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg160813#msg160813 date=1277628591]
So as some of you know I put an email I forgot the password to as the contact email for my apb account

APB will not let me change this without being able to get on the email

After countless guesses I did the whole verify email thing

Gmail cannot verify that this account belongs to me.

raped like paper ripped with ease etc etc

i don't feel bad for anyone who forgets passwords when there's easy, free ways to manage passwords.
[/quote]

ya its called sticky notes

also, rummy should be a main feature of the brbu podcast, randomly interrupting a segment with wonderful prose

[Versus]

love you rummy