copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
06-27-2010, 10:27 AM
(06-27-2010, 06:13 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: The owner of my favorite restaurant said that I'd be an excellent match for her married daughter.... i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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Black Aspen BRB, Posting Posts: 1,120 Joined: Apr 2008 |
06-27-2010, 01:32 PM
(06-27-2010, 10:27 AM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3603.msg160818#msg160818 date=1277637194] i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that [/quote] Hey, I had the exact same thought. |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
06-27-2010, 07:00 PM
(06-27-2010, 01:32 PM)Black Aspen link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3603.msg160827#msg160827 date=1277652451] i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that [/quote] Hey, I had the exact same thought. [/quote]As did I. Also, had a shitty week in a hotel last week. When I was waiting to talk to the General Manager, one of the girls at the counter was trying to cheer me up. "I'm sorry you didn't sleep well. At least you have nice pants! I like them." then a little later "Do you like techno?" (yes) "Well, when I'm feeling down, some Techno always cheers me up, so maybe it'll bring a smile to your face as well!" Totally cheesy but totally not faked as far as I could tell, coming from this kinda homely totally geeky awkward girl at the counter. Wish she'd done it earlier in the week, I'd have invited her up to the room and we could've both enjoyed the lack of AC. In before someone says that's why man invented fucking in the shower. Talked to the manager, got a free night in points for future use (he offered to comp my stay but it was a business trip so I didn't give a shit about that), and gave me his card so I could bug him next time I'm in town and get a night or two comped in one of the nice suites on the ground floor. Also, every single employee at the front desk of that hotel was a hot 20-something. Had a hard time keeping my boner under control leaving in the morning for work a couple times. "If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu
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06-27-2010, 07:44 PM
(06-27-2010, 03:09 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg160855#msg160855 date=1277664643] Ripped like paper Baked like a brownie Tardle just got Raped by a Downie [/quote] |
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06-27-2010, 07:47 PM
(06-27-2010, 07:00 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=3603.msg160851#msg160851 date=1277663551] i hope you made the same face as your avatar when they said that [/quote] Hey, I had the exact same thought. [/quote]As did I. [/quote] Both of us kinda shrugged it off in the moment. After about 30 mins or so, her mom conveniently went for a cig break. I took the opportunity to remark about what a wild and free mother she had - and asked why she thought her mom made that remark. She said, "notice, my mom said you'd be a good match if I wasn't married." Sure, ok, she wants to play hard to get. I wound up sitting at the bar with her the next 3 hours, discussing travel, copyright laws, and the fashion industry. We closed the bar. |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
06-27-2010, 08:28 PM
My IRL college buddy, Catalyst, who plays on the server occasionally (but refuses to join forums) got the lead out and asked his girlfriend to marry him. It's good because her family was beginning to bug me about threatening him with violence about it. So it's a win for all.Â
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CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
06-27-2010, 08:34 PM
(06-27-2010, 08:28 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: My IRL college buddy, Catalyst, who plays on the server occasionally (but refuses to join forums) got the lead out and asked his girlfriend to marry him. It's good because her family was beginning to bug me about threatening him with violence about it. So it's a win for all.  Except for him...well...I guess win in the sense they wont kill him  Sig by Joel |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
06-27-2010, 08:42 PM
Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
06-27-2010, 08:45 PM
Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
06-27-2010, 08:45 PM
Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
06-27-2010, 11:18 PM
(06-27-2010, 07:44 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg160866#msg160866 date=1277669346] Ripped like paper Baked like a brownie Tardle just got Raped by a Downie [/quote] [/quote] god damnit i don't have downs great poem or whatever that was though rummy (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
06-27-2010, 11:22 PM
(06-27-2010, 11:18 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3603.msg160897#msg160897 date=1277685893] Ripped like paper Baked like a brownie Tardle just got Raped by a Downie [/quote] [/quote] MY MOM LETS ME HAVE TWOOOOOO HOT DOGS! [/quote] good for you! Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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Turtle Justin Bieber Posts: 2,860 Joined: Nov 2009 |
06-28-2010, 12:16 AM
(06-27-2010, 11:22 PM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg160929#msg160929 date=1277698725] Ripped like paper Baked like a brownie Tardle just got Raped by a Downie [/quote] [/quote] MY MOM LETS ME HAVE TWOOOOOO HOT DOGS! [/quote] good for you! [/quote]I said it in zane's voice to lol |
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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
06-28-2010, 01:02 AM
edit: wrong thread
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Odin BRB, Posting Posts: 806 Joined: Aug 2009 |
06-28-2010, 01:14 AM
God Maiden was so good.
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Turtle Justin Bieber Posts: 2,860 Joined: Nov 2009 |
06-28-2010, 01:38 AM
So it's my parents anniversary today.
My dad got my mom an iPad for a present. Guess what I'm posting from 8) |
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Odin BRB, Posting Posts: 806 Joined: Aug 2009 |
06-28-2010, 03:23 AM
(06-28-2010, 01:38 AM)Turtle link Wrote: So it's my parents anniversary today. Using your mom's iPad. Your're cool. |
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Kirby Uninstalling Posts: 3,853 Joined: Jun 2009 |
06-28-2010, 09:05 AM
(06-28-2010, 03:23 AM)Odin link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=3603.msg160951#msg160951 date=1277707124] Using your mom's iPad. Your're cool. [/quote] Quoted for posterity. |
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Dtrain323i Oprah Winfrey Posts: 3,067 Joined: Nov 2009 |
06-28-2010, 10:08 AM
US Supreme Court held that the 2nd Ammendment applied to the states just as it applies to the Federal Government via the Due Process Clause in the 14th Ammendment.
The Chicago ordinance banning handgun's is now null and void. 11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas. |
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
06-28-2010, 10:23 AM
(06-28-2010, 10:08 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: US Supreme Court held that the 2nd Ammendment applied to the states just as it applies to the Federal Government via the Due Process Clause in the 14th Ammendment. Were you watching a live blog or something? SCOTUS Blog doesn't even have the decisions up yet. |
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