The "Fuck my life" thread

[copulatingduck]

im getting a boner right now

[beep beep diglett]

im getting a boner right now

i already busted a nut

[Tricks]

I ordered a Phone from Verizon online so I can get Apps finally. Phone gets shipped, and I am really pumped to get my Droid. I check the tracking number over lunch yesterday, and it has been delivered and signed for by somebody I have never heard of.

I get home, no package. I go next door, nobody by that name lives there. So not only is my phone totally gone, but I guess some stranger was hanging out in the lobby of my apartment, around my door at 9:13 yesterday, doing who knows what.

Sweet.

Call Verizon, they say they can’t give me a refund until FedEx states they can’t track the package, which could take 3-10 days.

Oh, and my Blackberry died last week so I don’t have a phone at all.

Like a boss.

[copulatingduck]

buy one of those cheap-ass pay-as-you-go phones? never hurts to have a backup, and they're cheap enough if you don't talk on them for hours on end, like 10cents a minute or something iirc. sucks about getting jipped though

[Vandamguy]

Wouldn't FedEx require ID of some sort for package delivery ? sounds like 'derrrp'

[A. Crow]

no, sounds like unscrupulous driver just stole your effing phone. 

[Professor Funbucks]

Wouldn't FedEx require ID of some sort for package delivery ? sounds like 'derrrp'

They never ask for photo ID. I signed my dad's stuff all the time.

FedEx is retarded. Good luck, Trick!

[A. Crow]

So, yesterday, I received an email telling me to be at X at XXXX hrs tonight.  FML, I'm supposed to have a date.  Ok, call, reschedule with cute girl.  Today, I receive a call, yeah, X at XXXX is scrapped, be Y at YYYY hrs instead.  @$%@#%  Call, reschedule again, she thinks it's kinda funny, plus since we're going out right before hand I'm just going to wear my uniform and you can guess how that usually goes.  So, again with the phone calls, Y has been scrapped completely, let's call the whole thing off.  God, I <3 the Army. 

[Tricks]

no, sounds like unscrupulous driver just stole your effing phone. 

That is what I keep coming back to. No way anybody else signed for this; my neighbors work and I know them sorta well (I split a house in half, kind of like a condo). He is a vet, she is a non-profit lawyer from H-Law and both are pretty nice, and I don’t think they are going to steal, jailbreak, and flip a Droid on Ebay.

buy one of those cheap-ass pay-as-you-go phones? never hurts to have a backup, and they're cheap enough if you don't talk on them for hours on end, like 10cents a minute or something iirc.

I pretty much just text and surf on my phone. I only used two minutes last month. I might as well wait. I’m just angry I guess, thanks for letting me vent.

[Turtle]

My grandfather's funeral was today.





:'(

[KorJax]

My grandfather's funeral was today.





:'(

<3

Sorry to hear, condolences

[KorJax]

Also I work on the 4th, 5p-1am. Which kind of sucks, but I don't mind to much. I always work sundays that shift

[Odin]

My grandfather's funeral was today.





:'(

Sorry to hear that.

[Turtle]

He was in WWII so they did a whole service and everything, then one of the soldiers gave my grandma the flag and made this really amazing speech to her. They even did the 21 gun salute which is when i started crying.

[KorJax]

You two must have been pretty close I imagine.

I've never known any of my grandfathers

[at0m]

He was in WWII so they did a whole service and everything, then one of the soldiers gave my grandma the flag and made this really amazing speech to her. They even did the 21 gun salute which is when i started crying.

They did the same for my grandfather in April, he was buried at Arlington National Cemetary. I kept it together until the 21-gun salute, then I broke down :/

[KarthXLR]

My only grandfather has dementia, so I can never really carry on a conversation with him. He barely can remember my name now.

[Turtle]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg161925#msg161925 date=1278129393]
He was in WWII so they did a whole service and everything, then one of the soldiers gave my grandma the flag and made this really amazing speech to her. They even did the 21 gun salute which is when i started crying.

They did the same for my grandfather in April, he was buried at Arlington National Cemetary. I kept it together until the 21-gun salute, then I broke down :/
[/quote]
Yeah, funerals for veterans are brutal

[Geoff]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg161932#msg161932 date=1278133660]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg161925#msg161925 date=1278129393]
He was in WWII so they did a whole service and everything, then one of the soldiers gave my grandma the flag and made this really amazing speech to her. They even did the 21 gun salute which is when i started crying.

They did the same for my grandfather in April, he was buried at Arlington National Cemetary. I kept it together until the 21-gun salute, then I broke down :/
[/quote]
Yeah, funerals for veterans are brutal

[/quote]

my condolences turt





in other news, my best friend should be moving away very soon.  he had kept this from us up until now.  brb, sinking into a tiny depression. 

[beep beep diglett]

wow this thread is so sad