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Professor Funbucks
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07-12-2010, 12:51 PM

(07-12-2010, 12:44 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163456#msg163456 date=1278955853]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4539.msg163453#msg163453 date=1278955715]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163442#msg163442 date=1278952747]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg163434#msg163434 date=1278949093]
It'd definitely bring in some more eye candy, otherwise it's all hipster dudes all the time in there.
It's ironic not to have girls there.
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Then go home and masturbate ironically.
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While ironically watching porn that's popular.
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In a trucker hat.
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Ok, we're done here, pack it up...ironically though.
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Surf314
Seriously, this week I'll play PS
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07-12-2010, 12:55 PM

(07-12-2010, 12:51 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4539.msg163462#msg163462 date=1278956673]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163456#msg163456 date=1278955853]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4539.msg163453#msg163453 date=1278955715]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163442#msg163442 date=1278952747]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg163434#msg163434 date=1278949093]
It'd definitely bring in some more eye candy, otherwise it's all hipster dudes all the time in there.
It's ironic not to have girls there.
[/quote]

Then go home and masturbate ironically.
[/quote]
While ironically watching porn that's popular.
[/quote]

In a trucker hat.
[/quote]
Ok, we're done here, pack it up...ironically though.
[/quote]

It was the mental image wasn't it?


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Professor Funbucks
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07-12-2010, 01:02 PM

(07-12-2010, 12:55 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163466#msg163466 date=1278957083]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4539.msg163462#msg163462 date=1278956673]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163456#msg163456 date=1278955853]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4539.msg163453#msg163453 date=1278955715]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163442#msg163442 date=1278952747]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg163434#msg163434 date=1278949093]
It'd definitely bring in some more eye candy, otherwise it's all hipster dudes all the time in there.
It's ironic not to have girls there.
[/quote]

Then go home and masturbate ironically.
[/quote]
While ironically watching porn that's popular.
[/quote]

In a trucker hat.
[/quote]
Ok, we're done here, pack it up...ironically though.
[/quote]

It was the mental image wasn't it?
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Nah, I just felt we wrapped it up nicely.
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Vandamguy
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07-12-2010, 09:41 PM

(07-12-2010, 12:04 PM)Turtle link Wrote: it's friday and i learned eye doctors suck

eye drops twice a day erry day

bullshit
too much fapping does make you blind. it's not a joke.
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Turtle
Justin Bieber


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07-12-2010, 09:58 PM

(07-12-2010, 09:41 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=4539.msg163446#msg163446 date=1278954278]
it's friday and i learned eye doctors suck

eye drops twice a day erry day

bullshit
too much fapping does make you blind. it's not a joke.
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no i cut my eye somehow...

Sad


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rumsfald
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07-16-2010, 06:51 AM

I've learned that an astonishing number of female friends and coworkers that I've had secret crushes on, and thought would never go for me, now all want to email and take me out to lunch.

It's so cool to have jerk-off fantasies from five years ago start to materialize. I feel giddy anticipation like Versus when he ordered his fleshlight and waited for it to arrive.
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Radio Raheem
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07-16-2010, 06:56 AM

when i was in 7th grade we had this new teacher that was like 23 and an arobics instructer hang on

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7th grade kinda ruled




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Hobospartan
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07-16-2010, 12:54 PM

I learned that going into work early on the busiest night of the week so you can do all the work while the rest of the crew sucks/doesn't do anything blows dicks.


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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Surf314
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07-16-2010, 01:01 PM

(07-16-2010, 12:54 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: I learned that going into work early on the busiest night of the week so you can do all the work while the rest of the crew sucks/doesn't do anything blows dicks.

Are you a man whore?


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Hobospartan
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07-16-2010, 01:03 PM

Nah, I'd be making a lot more money, and probably having a lot more fun, if I was a man whore


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
[Image: brosquadtaghobro-1.png]
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copulatingduck
Following in Gordon's Footsteps


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07-16-2010, 01:04 PM

I wanted to be a manwhore in college, it seemed like a pretty easy job at the time


Ripped like paper
raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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at0m
Official Con Soccer Mom


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07-16-2010, 01:13 PM

I learned that my job title actually means: "is available to be dicked over at your convenience"



"If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...."
"Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause!
Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu
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Luinbariel
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07-16-2010, 02:13 PM

(07-16-2010, 01:13 PM)at0m link Wrote: I learned that my job title actually means: "is available to be dicked over at your convenience"

Sad

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Versus
My fursona is a blops attack dog


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07-16-2010, 06:09 PM

(07-16-2010, 02:13 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg164224#msg164224 date=1279304007]
I learned that my job title actually means: "is available to be dicked over at your convenience"

Sad

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aw kitty :3



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KorJax
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07-16-2010, 06:14 PM

http://www.wimp.com/cuddlyrabbits/


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Geoff
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07-16-2010, 11:19 PM

ITS FRIDAY AND IVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CAL POLY THE WHOLE WEEK LOOKING FOR JAMES





WHERE ARE YOU




ALSO GOT A CHICKS # WITHIN A WEEK OF BEING HERE; CALIFORNIA OWNS


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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Turtle
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07-16-2010, 11:26 PM

dude you're in ca

little warning next time Sad


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Didzo
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07-16-2010, 11:27 PM

(07-16-2010, 11:19 PM)geoff link Wrote: ITS FRIDAY AND IVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CAL POLY THE WHOLE WEEK LOOKING FOR JAMES





WHERE ARE YOU




ALSO GOT A CHICKS # WITHIN A WEEK OF BEING HERE; CALIFORNIA OWNS

Welcome.

I'm what makes California own.



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at0m
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07-17-2010, 12:54 AM

(07-16-2010, 11:27 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=geoff link=topic=4539.msg164335#msg164335 date=1279340365]
ITS FRIDAY AND IVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CAL POLY THE WHOLE WEEK LOOKING FOR JAMES





WHERE ARE YOU




ALSO GOT A CHICKS # WITHIN A WEEK OF BEING HERE; CALIFORNIA OWNS

Welcome.

I'm what makes California own.


[/quote]isn't he back in tejas on summer break?



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Geoff
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07-17-2010, 01:30 AM

He should get a place here, it's extremely nice.


And yes >Sad


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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