Professor Funbucks Guest |
07-12-2010, 12:51 PM
(07-12-2010, 12:44 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163456#msg163456 date=1278955853]It's ironic not to have girls there. [/quote] Then go home and masturbate ironically. [/quote] While ironically watching porn that's popular. [/quote] In a trucker hat. [/quote] Ok, we're done here, pack it up...ironically though. |
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-12-2010, 12:55 PM
(07-12-2010, 12:51 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4539.msg163462#msg163462 date=1278956673]It's ironic not to have girls there. [/quote] Then go home and masturbate ironically. [/quote] While ironically watching porn that's popular. [/quote] In a trucker hat. [/quote] Ok, we're done here, pack it up...ironically though. [/quote] It was the mental image wasn't it? |
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Professor Funbucks Guest |
07-12-2010, 01:02 PM
(07-12-2010, 12:55 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4539.msg163466#msg163466 date=1278957083]It's ironic not to have girls there. [/quote] Then go home and masturbate ironically. [/quote] While ironically watching porn that's popular. [/quote] In a trucker hat. [/quote] Ok, we're done here, pack it up...ironically though. [/quote] It was the mental image wasn't it? [/quote] Nah, I just felt we wrapped it up nicely. |
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Vandamguy Guest |
07-12-2010, 09:41 PM
(07-12-2010, 12:04 PM)Turtle link Wrote: it's friday and i learned eye doctors sucktoo much fapping does make you blind. it's not a joke. |
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Turtle Justin Bieber Posts: 2,860 Joined: Nov 2009 |
07-12-2010, 09:58 PM
(07-12-2010, 09:41 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=4539.msg163446#msg163446 date=1278954278]too much fapping does make you blind. it's not a joke. [/quote] no i cut my eye somehow... |
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rumsfald Guest |
07-16-2010, 06:51 AM
I've learned that an astonishing number of female friends and coworkers that I've had secret crushes on, and thought would never go for me, now all want to email and take me out to lunch.
It's so cool to have jerk-off fantasies from five years ago start to materialize. I feel giddy anticipation like Versus when he ordered his fleshlight and waited for it to arrive. |
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Radio Raheem BRB, Posting Posts: 1,306 Joined: Aug 2008 |
07-16-2010, 06:56 AM
when i was in 7th grade we had this new teacher that was like 23 and an arobics instructer hang on
7th grade kinda ruled |
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Hobospartan BRB, Posting Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2009 |
07-16-2010, 12:54 PM
I learned that going into work early on the busiest night of the week so you can do all the work while the rest of the crew sucks/doesn't do anything blows dicks.
(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop (06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation. (01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar. You don't ever run out of booze. You just might have to switch to a different drink. (11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award. (01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard. It got there through my nose. |
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-16-2010, 01:01 PM
(07-16-2010, 12:54 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: I learned that going into work early on the busiest night of the week so you can do all the work while the rest of the crew sucks/doesn't do anything blows dicks. Are you a man whore? |
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Hobospartan BRB, Posting Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2009 |
07-16-2010, 01:03 PM
Nah, I'd be making a lot more money, and probably having a lot more fun, if I was a man whore
(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop (06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation. (01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar. You don't ever run out of booze. You just might have to switch to a different drink. (11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award. (01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard. It got there through my nose. |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
07-16-2010, 01:04 PM
I wanted to be a manwhore in college, it seemed like a pretty easy job at the time
Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-16-2010, 01:13 PM
I learned that my job title actually means: "is available to be dicked over at your convenience"
"If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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Luinbariel Snailcat ..@:3 Posts: 4,520 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-16-2010, 02:13 PM
(07-16-2010, 01:13 PM)at0m link Wrote: I learned that my job title actually means: "is available to be dicked over at your convenience" |
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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-16-2010, 06:09 PM
(07-16-2010, 02:13 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg164224#msg164224 date=1279304007] [/quote] aw kitty :3 |
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KorJax BRB, Posting Posts: 1,376 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-16-2010, 06:14 PM
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Geoff Real World Azn Posts: 3,921 Joined: Apr 2008 |
07-16-2010, 11:19 PM
ITS FRIDAY AND IVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CAL POLY THE WHOLE WEEK LOOKING FOR JAMES
WHERE ARE YOU ALSO GOT A CHICKS # WITHIN A WEEK OF BEING HERE; CALIFORNIA OWNS (10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel |
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Turtle Justin Bieber Posts: 2,860 Joined: Nov 2009 |
07-16-2010, 11:26 PM
dude you're in ca
little warning next time |
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Didzo Uninstalling Posts: 5,206 Joined: Dec 2009 |
07-16-2010, 11:27 PM
(07-16-2010, 11:19 PM)geoff link Wrote: ITS FRIDAY AND IVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CAL POLY THE WHOLE WEEK LOOKING FOR JAMES Welcome. I'm what makes California own. |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-17-2010, 12:54 AM
(07-16-2010, 11:27 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=geoff link=topic=4539.msg164335#msg164335 date=1279340365] Welcome. I'm what makes California own. [/quote]isn't he back in tejas on summer break? "If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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Geoff Real World Azn Posts: 3,921 Joined: Apr 2008 |
07-17-2010, 01:30 AM
He should get a place here, it's extremely nice.
And yes > (10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel |
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