The "Fuck my life" thread

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

Yeah why did we ban Jorge anyway ???

Spamming rainbow colored system specs on IRC.

(and I guess bringing trolls to the forum or whatever too)

[Geoff]

put my computer on craigslist for 300 dollars and some chump offered me 100, then proceeded to offer 150 sans hdd which makes no sense.  i hate everybody

[Chief]

wanted to go see an old friend who was performing at a pavilion
everyone i know is busy
pretty much story of the summer for me

fffffffffffffffffffuck.

[Surf314]

put my computer on craigslist for 300 dollars and some chump offered me 100, then proceeded to offer 150 sans hdd which makes no sense.  i hate everybody

He doesn't want your porn. Some people like the thrill of the hunt.

[Geoff]

rofl, well played +1

[cbre88x]

Yea craigslist sucks for the seller. Tried to sell my drumset and every offer i got fell thru because the person was too lazy to call.

[PyroZombie]

To anyone who likes onions on their pizza or sandwiches, fuck you.

15 onions in one day, fucking awful.

[KarthXLR]

Really sick of my sister having such a short-fuse temper. It's stupid how she gets mad at me for no reason and then acts like a complete douche for the rest of the day.

[A. Crow]

Yes, but will you post pictures? 

[copulatingduck]

give me her number, i promise she will not be so mad all the time

[KarthXLR]

Yes, but will you post pictures? 

There are already picture crow, you just haven't looked hard enough.

[copulatingduck]

i am hard enough

[Luinbariel]

i am hard enough

I fucking lol'd.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg167555#msg167555 date=1280898495]
i am hard enough

I fucking lol'd.


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He really is too

[rumsfald]

It's stupid how she gets mad at me for no reason

Why the fuck hasn't she joined brbu yet? Sounds like she would fit in, just fine.

[Vlambo]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg167547#msg167547 date=1280894246]
It's stupid how she gets mad at me for no reason

Why the fuck hasn't she joined brbu yet? Sounds like she would fit in, just fine.
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I'd fit in her, just fine.

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

Fuck summer. School was sweet, making new friends, having fun, sick parties, etc. Now I'm relegated to hanging out with a bunch of nerds who are my high school friends. Fuck they piss me off. First was the day my dog was put down, and they all bailed on hanging out for no reason, and then get mad at me for being upset that day and making a somewhat lengthy Facebook post in our message thread. Whatever, I move on. I keep hanging out with them because some of them are funny and two of them are legit good friends with me (one who I got high for the first time on Tuesday). Now lately they've just been dicks about such trivial things. We made a FB group and I made a grand total of TWO events for things happening this week, and they all get mad at me saying it's annoying. It's two fucking events, a simple RSVP page ffs. That and we've had parties and get-togethers and stuff, and I like smoking weed. I smoked a lot of weed in the winter, and I've cut back hugely this summer (thanks to having a job), and they make fucking comments like "why do you have to smoke so much weed" etc. whenever I ASK AND OFFER any of them to smoke (and they all smoke). They cite shit off like I'm annoying (which I've worked really fucking hard on in the last months) and that I complain about everything (uh... maybe once in a while I do). I offered my house as a place to hang out all summer before it went up for sale (we hung out there at least 15 times or so), and they just act like assholes in return.

tl;dr fuck them, I only hung out with them in high school because Funbucks did, and he doesn't even hang out with them anymore. Can't wait for school to start for the dicks to go back to their shithole schools so I can hang out with the cool ones (who are both staying in Ottawa) without assholes present.

Also I need new friends.

[Turtle]

Fuck summer. School was sweet, making new friends, having fun, sick parties, etc. Now I'm relegated to hanging out with a bunch of nerds who are my high school friends. Fuck they piss me off. First was the day my dog was put down, and they all bailed on hanging out for no reason, and then get mad at me for being upset that day and making a somewhat lengthy Facebook post in our message thread. Whatever, I move on. I keep hanging out with them because some of them are funny and two of them are legit good friends with me (one who I got high for the first time on Tuesday). Now lately they've just been dicks about such trivial things. We made a FB group and I made a grand total of TWO events for things happening this week, and they all get mad at me saying it's annoying. It's two fucking events, a simple RSVP page ffs. That and we've had parties and get-togethers and stuff, and I like smoking weed. I smoked a lot of weed in the winter, and I've cut back hugely this summer (thanks to having a job), and they make fucking comments like "why do you have to smoke so much weed" etc. whenever I ASK AND OFFER any of them to smoke (and they all smoke). They cite shit off like I'm annoying (which I've worked really fucking hard on in the last months) and that I complain about everything (uh... maybe once in a while I do). I offered my house as a place to hang out all summer before it went up for sale (we hung out there at least 15 times or so), and they just act like assholes in return.

tl;dr fuck them, I only hung out with them in high school because Funbucks did, and he doesn't even hang out with them anymore. Can't wait for school to start for the dicks to go back to their shithole schools so I can hang out with the cool ones (who are both staying in Ottawa) without assholes present.

Also I need new friends.

I'll be your friend bro Michigan is almost canada right

[Geoff]

i can come get turtle we'll all hang man

[Surf314]

High School friends suck past high school. Try to stay in your college town. I took summer classes and then eased down the credits in Fall and Spring. Finished in the same time it was a much easier load and I didn't ever have to go home to my hick town.