Its FRIDAY, what have you learned this week.

[at0m]

I learned that Caff's a lightweight now Although his bartender friend did make those first ones really strong. More Rum & Rum instead of Rum & Coke amirite?

[zaneyard]

[quote author=ZargonX link=topic=4539.msg167914#msg167914 date=1281112423]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4539.msg167891#msg167891 date=1281088409]
It's not so hard. 

They have pills for that.
[/quote]PILLS HERE

Also, there are fat chicks on OKC too, but lots and lots of thinner awesome ones. And the fat ones put out, which is always a plus.

[edit] UPDATE: one started putting out after I said 3 things after she messaged me. Awesome. [/edit]
[/quote]
yeah i found some nympho like 1 hour away but she's kinda ugly

most of the people in my area are either stuck up or are fat

i'll just pull a versus

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg168012#msg168012 date=1281162375]
[quote author=ZargonX link=topic=4539.msg167914#msg167914 date=1281112423]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4539.msg167891#msg167891 date=1281088409]
It's not so hard. 

They have pills for that.
[/quote]PILLS HERE

Also, there are fat chicks on OKC too, but lots and lots of thinner awesome ones. And the fat ones put out, which is always a plus.

[edit] UPDATE: one started putting out after I said 3 things after she messaged me. Awesome. [/edit]
[/quote]
yeah i found some nympho like 1 hour away but she's kinda ugly

most of the people in my area are either stuck up or are fat

i'll just pull a versus
[/quote]And buy a fleshlight? That reminds me...

[CaffeinePowered]

I learned that Caff's a lightweight now Although his bartender friend did make those first ones really strong. More Rum & Rum instead of Rum & Coke amirite?

You had 2, I had 2 and 2 beers, also I weigh about 66% of what you do

[A. Crow]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg168154#msg168154 date=1281282071]
I learned that Caff's a lightweight now Although his bartender friend did make those first ones really strong. More Rum & Rum instead of Rum & Coke amirite?

You had 2, I had 2 and 2 beers, also I weigh about 66% of what you do
[/quote]  yeah... a lightweight..

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg168154#msg168154 date=1281282071]
I learned that Caff's a lightweight now Although his bartender friend did make those first ones really strong. More Rum & Rum instead of Rum & Coke amirite?

You had 2, I had 2 and 2 beers, also I weigh about 66% of what you do
[/quote]

welcome to the Fat Club atom



welcome to the I-slowed-down-since-college-now-I'm-a-lightweight club Caff

[Versus]

rofl

[Vlambo]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=4539.msg168163#msg168163 date=1281285823]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=4539.msg168154#msg168154 date=1281282071]
I learned that Caff's a lightweight now Although his bartender friend did make those first ones really strong. More Rum & Rum instead of Rum & Coke amirite?

You had 2, I had 2 and 2 beers, also I weigh about 66% of what you do
[/quote]  yeah... a lightweight..
[/quote]

Son, I am disappoint

[A. Crow]

It's Sunday night, and I learned that if you plan three dates over a weekend, thinking two are going to be mediocre one and outs, you will end up discovering three pretty awesome girls and are left with the daunting task of trying to bench two. 

Friday, I spent the night discussing MMOs and Bondage/Fetish sex with one.
Saturday, I hiked through some awesome eastern Kentucky hills with another.
Sunday, I spent the afternoon into the evening getting drunk while playing L4D2 and watching A bit of Fry and Laurie with the third. 

All three are from teh interwebz: they frequent reddit, they know wtf XKCD is, they have made references to internet memes in real life. 

GAHHHHH, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE TO SHOW UP AT ONCE?!?!?!  Why couldn't I have 1 of these 3 mixed in with all the bottle blond Lexington milk cows I've been stuck with all this time.   

[Didzo]

It's Monday morning gtfo.

[copulatingduck]

It's Sunday night, and I learned that if you plan three dates over a weekend, thinking two are going to be mediocre one and outs, you will end up discovering three pretty awesome girls and are left with the daunting task of trying to bench two. 

Friday, I spent the night discussing MMOs and Bondage/Fetish sex with one.
Saturday, I hiked through some awesome eastern Kentucky hills with another.
Sunday, I spent the afternoon into the evening getting drunk while playing L4D2 and watching A bit of Fry and Laurie with the third.  

All three are from teh interwebz: they frequent reddit, they know wtf XKCD is, they have made references to internet memes in real life. 

GAHHHHH, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE TO SHOW UP AT ONCE?!?!?!  Why couldn't I have 1 of these 3 mixed in with all the bottle blond Lexington milk cows I've been stuck with all this time.   

when it rains it pours, and april showers bring may flowers, or something like that

maybe introduce the bondage/kinky one to another one?

[Dtrain323i]

It's Sunday night, and I learned that if you plan three dates over a weekend, thinking two are going to be mediocre one and outs, you will end up discovering three pretty awesome girls and are left with the daunting task of trying to bench two. 

Friday, I spent the night discussing MMOs and Bondage/Fetish sex with one.
Saturday, I hiked through some awesome eastern Kentucky hills with another.
Sunday, I spent the afternoon into the evening getting drunk while playing L4D2 and watching A bit of Fry and Laurie with the third.   

All three are from teh interwebz: they frequent reddit, they know wtf XKCD is, they have made references to internet memes in real life. 

GAHHHHH, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE TO SHOW UP AT ONCE?!?!?!  Why couldn't I have 1 of these 3 mixed in with all the bottle blond Lexington milk cows I've been stuck with all this time.   

bench 2? sir, you must bed all 3. At the same time preferably.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=4539.msg168272#msg168272 date=1281338146]
It's Sunday night, and I learned that if you plan three dates over a weekend, thinking two are going to be mediocre one and outs, you will end up discovering three pretty awesome girls and are left with the daunting task of trying to bench two. 

Friday, I spent the night discussing MMOs and Bondage/Fetish sex with one.
Saturday, I hiked through some awesome eastern Kentucky hills with another.
Sunday, I spent the afternoon into the evening getting drunk while playing L4D2 and watching A bit of Fry and Laurie with the third.   

All three are from teh interwebz: they frequent reddit, they know wtf XKCD is, they have made references to internet memes in real life. 

GAHHHHH, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE TO SHOW UP AT ONCE?!?!?!  Why couldn't I have 1 of these 3 mixed in with all the bottle blond Lexington milk cows I've been stuck with all this time.   

bench 2? sir, you must bed all 3. At the same time preferably.
[/quote]

Post it ironically to reddit.com/relationshipadvice/ and hope they have that front paged

[backfire]

Okay, flaming hot chips + BBQ sauce is, infact, NOT a viable alternative for a supper and very well may require a four mile bike ride to Walmart at one in the morning to buy milk.

[Chief]

dosh
dosh
dosh

money money moneeeeeeey
i learned to play killing floor


by fucking pissing money EVERYWHERE
loooooads o money

[zaneyard]

It's Sunday night, and I learned that if you plan three dates over a weekend, thinking two are going to be mediocre one and outs, you will end up discovering three pretty awesome girls and are left with the daunting task of trying to bench two. 

Friday, I spent the night discussing MMOs and Bondage/Fetish sex with one.
Saturday, I hiked through some awesome eastern Kentucky hills with another.
Sunday, I spent the afternoon into the evening getting drunk while playing L4D2 and watching A bit of Fry and Laurie with the third.   

All three are from teh interwebz: they frequent reddit, they know wtf XKCD is, they have made references to internet memes in real life. 

GAHHHHH, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE TO SHOW UP AT ONCE?!?!?!  Why couldn't I have 1 of these 3 mixed in with all the bottle blond Lexington milk cows I've been stuck with all this time.   

fuckin lucky

nothing attractive near these parts i need to move to milwaukee or madison or someplace with people

brb checking monster.com for jobs'



also, i need a fucking fax machine or a scanner that has drivers for w7...

[Turtle]

travel town to town solving mysteries on your bike

[Didzo]

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[beep beep diglett]

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edit2: hooray new avatar, only took an hour to actually work  :-*

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=4539.msg168272#msg168272 date=1281338146]
It's Sunday night, and I learned that if you plan three dates over a weekend, thinking two are going to be mediocre one and outs, you will end up discovering three pretty awesome girls and are left with the daunting task of trying to bench two. 

Friday, I spent the night discussing MMOs and Bondage/Fetish sex with one.
Saturday, I hiked through some awesome eastern Kentucky hills with another.
Sunday, I spent the afternoon into the evening getting drunk while playing L4D2 and watching A bit of Fry and Laurie with the third.   

All three are from teh interwebz: they frequent reddit, they know wtf XKCD is, they have made references to internet memes in real life. 

GAHHHHH, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE TO SHOW UP AT ONCE?!?!?!  Why couldn't I have 1 of these 3 mixed in with all the bottle blond Lexington milk cows I've been stuck with all this time.   

fuckin lucky

[/quote]

I can't even begin to tell you, your head would explode, both of them. And damn, that'd be a mess.