Surf's wife

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=4552.msg155538#msg155538 date=1275457768]
Hello.

My name is Didzo.

I move away from the mic to breathe.

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[zaneyard]

+1

[Kirby]

Hi my name is zane and although I deny it vehemently, my sound activation is sensitive enough to pick up ambient sounds in my room and my mic never shuts off

[A. Crow]

I'll fightcha for dibs on the first 3 behind the counter. 

[at0m]

The busty one we're talking about is the one on the left of that trio. So it's on like Donkey Kong.

[A. Crow]

The busty one we're talking about is the one on the left of that trio. So it's on like Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong had explosives right?  Because I like explosives.

[Vlambo]

I will kill a man for a shot at those titties.

[Wrath Of Sandvich]

Yowassup, welcome to our beloved cult.

[TITAN_001]

How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?

BTW I'm TITAN and there's really not much to say.

[at0m]

because surf's wife IS a librarian

[rumsfald]

How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?

Allow me to explain in terms you might understand...

[Versus]

[quote author=TITAN_001 link=topic=4552.msg169896#msg169896 date=1282177123]
How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?

Allow me to explain in terms you might understand...



[/quote]

i think you mistook titan for me

[at0m]

he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case

[Versus]

was expecting a post like that

[rumsfald]

he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case

haha.

TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).

So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.

I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"

She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.

I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"

I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.

Where do we even go from here?"

Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."

[copulatingduck]

KEEP'ER

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=4552.msg169920#msg169920 date=1282189112]
he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case

haha.

TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).

So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.

I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"

She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.

I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"

I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.

Where do we even go from here?"

Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."
[/quote]I approve, sounds like a winner to me.

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4552.msg170160#msg170160 date=1282269987]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=4552.msg169920#msg169920 date=1282189112]
he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case

haha.

TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).

So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.

I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"

She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.

I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"

I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.

Where do we even go from here?"

Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."
[/quote]I approve, sounds like a winner to me.
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