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[copulatingduck]

"It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy (feat. Ricardo Ducent)

[ribozyme]

So this guy connected to the server from Vietnam at 2 in the morning tonight.  We were so close to finding John's cousin.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010
2:34 AM - ribozyme: do you know vietnamese?
2:34 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: a lil
2:34 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: why?
2:35 AM - ribozyme: blow tony's mind
2:35 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: tony?
2:35 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: its late though lol
2:35 AM - ribozyme: eh
2:36 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: tony potter?
2:36 AM - ribozyme: yeah
2:37 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: meh
2:37 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: lol
2:38 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: i have an english accent when i speak
2:38 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: *american
2:38 AM - ribozyme: its cool
2:38 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: born in america
2:38 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: viet by blood
2:38 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: i can understand most of the stuff people say
2:38 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: speak... sorat
2:38 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: *sorta
2:39 AM - ribozyme: its cool, just wanted to see what he would say
2:39 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: what did he say?
2:39 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: lol
2:39 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: i can barely hear
2:39 AM - ribozyme: I have no idea
2:39 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: lol
2:40 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: oi
2:40 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: where does tony live?
2:40 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: hes vietnamese
2:40 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: so im assuming the west coast
2:41 AM - ribozyme: it said vietnam when he connected
2:41 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: :O
2:41 AM - ribozyme: thats why I said he was your cousin
2:41 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: STRAIGHT OUTA THE MOTHERLAND!
2:41 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: OH LOHAID
2:41 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: *loaud
2:41 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: i do have a cousin name tony though
2:41 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: O.O
2:41 AM - ribozyme: lol
2:42 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: and my grandma said he played counterstrike...
2:42 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: O.O
2:42 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: O.O
2:42 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: O.O
2:42 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: O.O
2:42 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: that
2:42 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: that coulda been...
2:43 AM - ribozyme: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/****************
2:43 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: ...
2:43 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: i will...
2:43 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: have to keep that on a tab
2:45 AM - ribozyme: is your cousin 14?
2:45 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: ....
2:45 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: yes
2:45 AM - ribozyme: well he said he was 14
2:46 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: ...
2:46 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: brb
2:48 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: is his real name tony though...
2:48 AM - ribozyme: I dont know
2:48 AM - ribozyme: does your cousin live in ho chi min city?
2:48 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: either that or saigon
2:49 AM - ribozyme: wait was ho chi min renamed saigon?
2:49 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: oheayh
2:49 AM - ribozyme: or are they different?
2:49 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: yeah
2:49 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: lots of us still say saigon though
2:50 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: if he lives in saigon...
2:50 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: 14
2:50 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: real name is tony
2:50 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: shoot
2:50 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: i think i coulda found my cousin
2:52 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: nopp
2:52 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: different
2:52 AM - ribozyme: how did you find out?
2:52 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: added him
2:53 AM - ribozyme: and asked him?
2:54 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: yeah
2:54 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: chattin wit thim now
2:54 AM - ribozyme: sure he's not just being wary of internet strangers?
2:54 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: meh
2:55 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: if he has a bro
2:55 AM - Dr.VietlingJohn[MERCS BFF]: then hes not
2:55 AM - ribozyme: oh well
2:55 AM - ribozyme: fun adventure
2:55 AM - ribozyme: while it lasted

[Turtle]

11:29 AM - ★PSTARS★Coppanuva: Or bears?
11:29 AM - ★PSTARS★Coppanuva: You live around bears right?
11:30 AM - Turtleee: ...
11:30 AM - Turtleee: thats upper michigan
11:30 AM - Turtleee: lower michigan is more like
11:30 AM - Turtleee: downtown gangland
11:31 AM - ★PSTARS★Coppanuva: so it was a BLACK bear

[beep beep diglett]

2:50 PM - Turtleee: man
2:50 PM - Turtleee: i love pyrozombie
2:50 PM - Turtleee: he makes me look smarted

[Turtle]

2:50 PM - Turtleee: man
2:50 PM - Turtleee: i love pyrozombie
2:50 PM - Turtleee: he makes me look smarted

:x

[Turtle]

*DEAD* Dr.VietlingJohn[Merc's BFF] :  soldier= easiest class

...

[copulatingduck]

*DEAD* Dr.VietlingJohn[Merc's BFF] :  soldier= easiest class

...

rofl

[Geoff]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=106.msg169617#msg169617 date=1282019904]
*DEAD* Dr.VietlingJohn[Merc's BFF] :  soldier= easiest class

...

rofl
[/quote]

[Versus]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=106.msg169617#msg169617 date=1282019904]
*DEAD* Dr.VietlingJohn[Merc's BFF] :  soldier= easiest class

...

rofl
[/quote]

[HeK]

[09:40] <IdiotWithGuns> ie... a chick with a huge rack
[09:40] <Coppanuva> yeah that
[09:40] <IdiotWithGuns> and by rack i mean 42u
[09:40] <Coppanuva> 42u?
[09:40] <Coppanuva> ohhh a size
[09:40] <Coppanuva> Wait they make U cups?
[09:40] * Evil_Cheese|work facepalms
[09:41] <Coppanuva> I didn't know
[09:41] <Coppanuva> Also I think I failed that benchmark HORRIBLY
[09:41] <IdiotWithGuns> http://www.rackmountsolutions.net/Server...Series.asp
[09:41] <Mooseturbot> www.rackmountsolutio[url=http://]...: Server Cabinet: Server Racks and Server Cabinets from Rackmount Solutions
[09:41] <IdiotWithGuns> if she has one of these....
[09:41] <Coppanuva> ...oh <_<
[09:41] <Coppanuva> I was thinking boobs
[09:42] <HeK^Work> Boobs > Servers any days.
[09:42] <Coppanuva> See? HeK is right
[09:42] <Evil_Cheese|work> agreed
[09:42] <Evil_Cheese|work> boobs are far greater than servers
[09:42] <IdiotWithGuns> for who? -_-
[09:43] <IdiotWithGuns> what if you have one of those sloppy tits
[09:43] <IdiotWithGuns> what else you need?
[09:43] <Vlambo[Laptop]> There is very little better than tits
[09:43] <Coppanuva> well wait, boobs are only better than servers if you can play with them
[09:43] <IdiotWithGuns> now for a rack.....
[09:43] <Coppanuva> I'd rather have a server than look at pamela anderson's tits
[09:44] <Coppanuva> if they're in her shirt
[09:44] <IdiotWithGuns> see coppa is on the right track
[09:44] <Vlambo[Laptop]> Bare chested though? Server be on fire
[09:44] <Coppanuva> now if I could touch them... the boobs are better
[09:44] <IdiotWithGuns> true
[09:44] <IdiotWithGuns> however...
[09:44] <IdiotWithGuns> having a chick with a rack and not having a rack server
[09:44] <IdiotWithGuns> ..... its 100% Fail
[09:45] <Coppanuva> Can't I just put the server in her rack?
[09:45] <IdiotWithGuns> what you want to do.. is go for both!
[09:45] <Coppanuva> busty computer girl
[09:45] <IdiotWithGuns> you can put her.. in a server
[09:45] <IdiotWithGuns> LOL

[backfire]

12:56 AM - mies cactus: okay, wait!
12:56 AM - mies cactus: I'll find something else interesting
12:57 AM - mies cactus: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99732/ScreenShot0001.jpg
12:58 AM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: *Scratches head* I don't remember playing this.. I'm the only person that could fuck up that bad XD
12:58 AM - mies cactus: no no no
12:58 AM - mies cactus: there is one other
12:58 AM - mies cactus: Karth: The Master of Vehicle Flipping
12:58 AM - mies cactus: any game, ANY CAR
12:58 AM - mies cactus: EVEN A GOD DAMN TANK
12:59 AM - mies cactus: he'll flip it
12:59 AM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: I must challange this Karth..

[CaffeinePowered]

12:56 AM - mies cactus: okay, wait!
12:56 AM - mies cactus: I'll find something else interesting
12:57 AM - mies cactus: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99732/ScreenShot0001.jpg
12:58 AM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: *Scratches head* I don't remember playing this.. I'm the only person that could fuck up that bad XD
12:58 AM - mies cactus: no no no
12:58 AM - mies cactus: there is one other
12:58 AM - mies cactus: Karth: The Master of Vehicle Flipping
12:58 AM - mies cactus: any game, ANY CAR
12:58 AM - mies cactus: EVEN A GOD DAMN TANK
12:59 AM - mies cactus: he'll flip it
12:59 AM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: I must challange this Karth..

No, I don't know how we did it...

[Versus]

in before flipped galaxy gunship screenshot

[Turtle]

I want to see someone flip a tank in bc2

[KarthXLR]

I want to see someone flip a tank in bc2

I'M UP FOR THE TASK

[chronomaster]

No, I don't know how we did it...

Deploy it.
People spawn upside-down.
Watch them fall into the sky.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=106.msg170816#msg170816 date=1282678347]
I want to see someone flip a tank in bc2

I'M UP FOR THE TASK
[/quote]


Good luck, I tried.


For hours.


I gotten them to pull a wheelie and point straight up, I've gotten them stuck inside car husks to the point where the tank is invulnerable. and un-movable.


I've blown them *up* into a 3rd floor building.


I've yet to flip one.

[Turtle]

12:51 PM - geoff: i could have killed you last night
12:51 PM - geoff: facebook sends me texts
12:52 PM - geoff: you woke me up
12:52 PM - turtleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: :x

[Vandamguy]

Spore: how the fuck do you turn on spellcheck in openoffice
Spore: WAIT
Spore: IM IN WORDPAD

[rumsfald]

Spore: how the fuck do you turn on spellcheck in openoffice
Spore: WAIT
Spore: IM IN WORDPAD

That's the script for m night shyamalan's next movie.