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beep beep diglett
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08-28-2010, 09:42 PM

tf2 decided to delete itself from my harddrive

cool beans
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08-29-2010, 12:23 AM

(08-28-2010, 09:42 PM)dagrett link Wrote: tf2 decided to delete itself from my harddrive

cool beans
brb, uninstalling?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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beep beep diglett
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08-29-2010, 03:33 AM

(08-29-2010, 12:23 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=dagrett link=topic=3709.msg171463#msg171463 date=1283049750]
tf2 decided to delete itself from my harddrive

cool beans
brb, uninstalling?
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brb, reinstalling
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08-29-2010, 12:29 PM

Today I got my tongue stuck in my braces. The chord got stuck on the bottom set that was just installed last tuesday. Visited the Emergency Room and let me tell you that place is ass-backwards.

"EMERGENCY"
"Okay, please sign these forms, and this form, and let me ask you some questions."
"Mah mouff if in pain!"
"Triage lady will ask you some questions now."

Okay please wait.

Well they popped it out so its okay now. Hurt like a bitch though.
I also learned that I have excellent blood pressure, 118/60, and the school bought me some popsicles.


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[SiN] Merc
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08-29-2010, 08:32 PM

(08-29-2010, 12:29 PM)Sponson link Wrote: popsicles.

Please elaborate, what flavor?


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Sponson
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08-29-2010, 10:04 PM

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg171583#msg171583 date=1283131977]
[quote author=Sponson link=topic=3709.msg171518#msg171518 date=1283102953]
popsicles.

Please elaborate, what flavor?
[/quote]

Strawberry.


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08-29-2010, 10:48 PM

(08-29-2010, 10:04 PM)Sponson link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg171583#msg171583 date=1283131977]
[quote author=Sponson link=topic=3709.msg171518#msg171518 date=1283102953]
popsicles.

Please elaborate, what flavor?
[/quote]

Thawbearwe
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FTFY
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[SiN] Merc
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08-29-2010, 11:07 PM

(08-29-2010, 10:04 PM)Sponson link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg171583#msg171583 date=1283131977]
[quote author=Sponson link=topic=3709.msg171518#msg171518 date=1283102953]
popsicles.

Please elaborate, what flavor?
[/quote]

RAWBERRY
[/quote]

Excellent.


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Dtrain323i
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08-30-2010, 07:12 AM

my netbook's battery is almost dead and the cord is sitting at home and I wont have time to go get it before class tonight.






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08-30-2010, 07:20 AM

The project I've been working on for the last week, has a fundamental flaw that may prevent it from running properly. I'm not sure whose fault it is, but I know if they'd given me the testing time I requested when I started this project, we'd have time to work it out. But instead, I've been working on trying to fit 2 weeks of commissioning and 4 weeks of testing into the last 7 days. I'm tired, I feel sick, I want to go home, and I'm about to get a phone call that's not going to make my day at all.

The machine gets packed up today and ships tomorrow, and hasn't been run in full-automatic mode as of yet, and probably won't unless they change the ship date. This is a big problem, for both the customer and for us.



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08-30-2010, 12:06 PM

(08-30-2010, 07:12 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: my netbook's battery is almost dead and the cord is sitting at home and I wont have time to go get it before class tonight.

Paper and pen?



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08-30-2010, 12:11 PM

paper and pen doesn't have irc



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08-30-2010, 12:27 PM

(08-30-2010, 12:11 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: paper and pen doesn't have irc

Pen and paper IRC has bad ping.


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Luinbariel
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08-30-2010, 12:32 PM

I can't bring a laptop to classes or I will not take my notes. I'm too easily distracted.

Even though I doodle constantly with paper and pen in class, I still retain far more than with a computer at hand.
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08-30-2010, 12:41 PM

(08-30-2010, 12:27 PM)Kor link Wrote: [quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg171685#msg171685 date=1283188308]
paper and pen doesn't have irc

Pen and paper IRC has bad ping.
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Snail Mail


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08-30-2010, 12:42 PM

(08-30-2010, 12:41 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg171688#msg171688 date=1283189236]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg171685#msg171685 date=1283188308]
paper and pen doesn't have irc

Pen and paper IRC has bad ping.
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Snail Mail Party
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(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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08-30-2010, 12:54 PM

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08-30-2010, 03:18 PM

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When I was playing Snail Adventure a really long time ago, I would run around with my snail speed ability all the time for laughs. I knew the maps way too well. Once I accidentally found myself in a room I'd never seen before. It was full of every sort of snail the games ever had, all lined up perfectly and dancing in sync. There were easily 200 of them in this secret room, endlessly dancing.

I walked through them and every time I'd touch one, their dance would be slightly out of sync with the snail next to him until the whole room became a cacophony.


Why does this make me rage? Because I could NEVER find this room again, EVER. I tried for hours and never found it again. Angry  No screenshots or anything, I was too interested in playing with the room at the time.


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Luinbariel
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08-30-2010, 03:20 PM

HA

That's hilarious.

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at0m
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08-30-2010, 03:33 PM

it was in snailshell defense mode too, eh



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