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zaneyard
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09-01-2010, 06:24 PM

got a phone call about my resume today

for some life insurance company for old people

i don't really mind, if they pay me well and i get to work on computers or networks



(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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09-01-2010, 07:06 PM

(09-01-2010, 06:24 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: got a phone call about my resume today

for some life insurance company for old people

i don't really mind, if they pay me well and i get to work on computers or networks

you transport the bodies


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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09-01-2010, 08:26 PM

http://i52.tinypic.com/2u6ljxe.png
i lol'd


+If you can read this, you aren't checking your back+
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KorJax
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09-01-2010, 08:39 PM

Who just made the most amazing shortbread cookies ever?

I did.


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[SiN] Merc
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09-01-2010, 08:43 PM

I found out cheeseburgers on buttered cornbread is awesome. This is what happens when you don't check for bread before starting things.


HULKMANIA'S RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER!
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09-01-2010, 09:21 PM

(09-01-2010, 08:26 PM)EarthlingJohn link Wrote: http://i52.tinypic.com/2u6ljxe.png
i lol'd

its funny because a post about windows 7 phone being dead is sponsored by droid 2, which is a phone that runs on android!




oh wait.  i guess im not too sure about what you are trying to say.




(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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Vlambo
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09-01-2010, 09:52 PM

I gots a new phone today. Originally was gonna get an android phone, but none of the places in stock, so I went with a Blackberry 3G Curve. Pretty solid phone, I'm happy
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Luinbariel
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09-01-2010, 10:11 PM

Second day on the job and I love it. It's going well. It's super easy so far and I love the co-workers that I've met and work with. I even at least doubled (maybe tripled) my sales goal on my first day of actual selling.


TAKE THAT RETAIL
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09-01-2010, 11:18 PM

(09-01-2010, 07:06 PM)geoff link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg172041#msg172041 date=1283383482]old people

you transport the bodies
[/quote]

I do that for a living.
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(09-01-2010, 11:18 PM)Black Aspen link Wrote: [quote author=geoff link=topic=3603.msg172052#msg172052 date=1283386014]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg172041#msg172041 date=1283383482]old people

you transport the bodies
[/quote]

I do that for a living.
[/quote]

baspen rhymin like a gypsy curse
murkin thugs left n right
drive tha town hearse


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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(09-01-2010, 10:11 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Second day on the job and I love it. It's going well. It's super easy so far and I love the co-workers that I've met and work with. I even at least doubled (maybe tripled) my sales goal on my first day of actual selling.


TAKE THAT RETAIL

/inb4fmlthreadinaweekortwo


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09-02-2010, 12:59 AM

(09-02-2010, 12:04 AM)geoff link Wrote: baspen rhymin like a gypsy curse
murkin thugs left n right
drive tha town hearse

[Image: shocked_lady.gif]

+1
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Luinbariel
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09-02-2010, 10:20 AM

(09-02-2010, 12:55 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3603.msg172109#msg172109 date=1283397080]
Second day on the job and I love it. It's going well. It's super easy so far and I love the co-workers that I've met and work with. I even at least doubled (maybe tripled) my sales goal on my first day of actual selling.


TAKE THAT RETAIL

/inb4fmlthreadinaweekortwo
[/quote]

Maybe. I don't work enough (yet) for that. Still only part time at one store... once they get all their shit sorted out at their new location (conveniently near the farm actually) I'll be getting more work. All the managers are afk while they set that place up so I get like zero training.
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Luinbariel
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09-02-2010, 12:41 PM

My work has no issues with me taking a course I saw in the continuing education guide... I'm super happy. It's a Meditation and Deep Relaxation course over six classes. I've wanted to go do something like this for ages and I finally can!

The only downside is that I would rather take the Reiki Level 1 class, but it is over doube the price. The meditation thing is six classes for $59; Reiki is $149 for one class.
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09-02-2010, 03:05 PM

Finally got a roommate for my apartment today, so it'll be nice to not end up having to pay an extra 400 bucks a month.  Still... I was kind of getting used to living alone.
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09-02-2010, 08:07 PM

(09-01-2010, 06:24 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: got a phone call about my resume today

for some life insurance company for old people

i don't really mind, if they pay me well and i get to work on computers or networks
turns out she wasn't offering a job, she wanted me to attend some meeting thing
basically where they tell me how sales is good and i want to do it

but i don't...


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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09-02-2010, 09:31 PM

(09-02-2010, 08:07 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg172041#msg172041 date=1283383482]
got a phone call about my resume today

for some life insurance company for old people

i don't really mind, if they pay me well and i get to work on computers or networks
turns out she wasn't offering a job, she wanted me to attend some meeting thing
basically where they tell me how sales is good and i want to do it

but i don't...
[/quote]

Pryamid Scheme. Avoid at all costs


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Luinbariel
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09-02-2010, 10:23 PM

(09-02-2010, 09:31 PM)KorJax link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg172225#msg172225 date=1283476071]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg172041#msg172041 date=1283383482]
got a phone call about my resume today

for some life insurance company for old people

i don't really mind, if they pay me well and i get to work on computers or networks
turns out she wasn't offering a job, she wanted me to attend some meeting thing
basically where they tell me how sales is good and i want to do it

but i don't...
[/quote]

Pryamid Scheme. Avoid at all costs
[/quote]

Exactly. STAY THE FUCK AWAY!

I got called to one of those once but googled it before I went. Needless to say I never attended it.
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zaneyard
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09-02-2010, 11:44 PM

http://www.bankers.com/
pretty sure they're legit, but i'm not selling fucking insurance


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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09-03-2010, 06:27 AM

(09-02-2010, 11:44 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: http://www.bankers.com/
pretty sure they're legit, but i'm not selling fucking insurance

Ah, those fucks, they've been after me for months.  You'll be "fast tracked" to management, but you have to start in the call center.   

In other news,

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Hmmm, linking to imgur failing like 5 year old behind a machine gun?


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