Where in the world is..... (Business Travel Thread)

[rumsfald]

Basically, there's like a train from Philly to Balt like every hour. Looks to me like arriving at 7pm would be cool to drag Evan to some cool food joint (that I'll find, may require biz-caz dress). Then we could meet Zargonofthe8bit whenever.

For returning, the 7am out looks best, but there's also a 6am and an 8am. But that's my problem.



EDIT: At0m is recommending a hotel on Gay Street.

[at0m]

We'd have to share a bed at the hotel on Gay street, so that's out. The other place is a little farther but I can get a free room there with two queens so I'll book it when I get up in the morning.

[rumsfald]

at0m has informed me that he only wears denim. Another engineer who wants to be dean kamen!

[at0m]

ugh no, that's just all I pack now when I go to plants, because otherwise I either ruin good clothes or get made fun of for wearing 'church clothes', which is retarded.

[rumsfald]

Getting on train.
If you all never hear from me again, at0m and/or Zargon is a cereal killer.

[Vandamguy]

We'd have to share a bed at the hotel on Gay street, so that's out. The other place is a little farther but I can get a free room there with two queens so I'll book it when I get up in the morning.

i think i'd rather pay for a room and share a bed with rummy rather than get a free room with two cross dressers.

[at0m]

If at0m2go signs out of IRC, rummy stole my laptop

[rumsfald]

Breathe easy, I'm alive. And I didn't even have to suffer PajamaRape.


What are we laughing at? Hey, guys, ever hear the story of that time that Caff's Magrider was immune to mines?



Impromptu Bathroom Haiku Graffiti.

PS- at0m was witness to the awesome power of the embeardening to draw chicks. And my complete lack of game to insult/repel 2/3s of them. Though, the look on that chicks face when I said she had a Fred Flintstone necklace totally was worth it.

thanks guise, was fun.

[Kor]

That's one hell of a jacket, Rummy.

Edit:

That's one hell of a Clooney Beard, Rummy.

[Kirby]

jacket matches tee perfectly amirite

[ZargonX]

at0m missed the memo about vertical stripes, though.  We'll make sure we all match next time.

[Greatbacon]

jacket matches tee perfectly amirite

that's how you do it in the real world bro

[at0m]

at0m missed the memo about vertical stripes, though.  We'll make sure we all match next time.

I know, I got told it was 'olive drab' and 'boring' by the Fred Flintstone chick. I was greatly amused at how pissed off she got at Rummy, though. I think that was my 6th Rum & Coke I was working on when it happened too <_<

[A. Crow]

game on OKC =/= game IRL? 

you should have gotten a picture of Fred Flintstone chick.

[CaffeinePowered]

I got shoe-horned into going to a pointless meeting near Hartford Connecticut next week Mon - Wed, can't remember if anyone lives out there though....

[A. Crow]

I got shoe-horned into going to a pointless meeting near Hartford Connecticut next week Mon - Wed, can't remember if anyone lives out there though....

We need a tracker map. 

[rumsfald]

I got shoe-horned into going to a pointless meeting near Hartford Connecticut next week Mon - Wed, can't remember if anyone lives out there though....

I don't recall so. There's a few peeps in Boston, but that's not exactly a close drive. Same for NYC people.

game on OKC =/= game IRL? 

1) I don't have game on OKC. I just have an interesting profile, and I don't talk about sexery unless the chick brings it up first.

2) I don't have game IRL. I can be completely charming in my usual circles, but this was the first time I'd been out in a nightclub, single, in a foreign city. It was just me, Zargon, and At0m talking, and I went to piss, and when I came back these two older jewesses had swooped in on Zargon and At0m. I was kinda peeved that they were blocking my seat, blocking my path to my tequila, that I kinda went rough on Flintstone. I was also wellll welll drunk at the time, so reacting more to my internal cues than trying to understand her mood and put her in a better one. Well, that, and when she started bragging about her master's degree, and they asked why I didn't go to graduate school, she kinda deserved it.

you should have gotten a picture of Fred Flintstone chick.

uh, she was forgettable. picture any late thirties 5'2" jewish girl, somewhat overweight (but still curvy in a good way), mousy brown hair cut past the chin, beady brown eyes.

Now, I totally wish I had a pick of princess leia, artist-welder.

Or the rats. I'm surprised the fucking rats didn't carry at0m away on the walk back. Big, fearless rats, and they wanted to nibble on his greasy pizza fingers.

[at0m]

I wish I'd been paying attention to the grad school thing, you could've told her she was a grad school nub and I could've told her to get a real degree.

And holy shit I wouldn't have minded getting sexiled for leia, but I'd have planted a camera in the room first.

Also, greasy pizza was amazing, and I was utterly baffled by those rats. I have no idea where they came from/went.

[ZargonX]

I wish I'd been paying attention to the grad school thing, you could've told her she was a grad school nub and I could've told her to get a real degree.

And holy shit I wouldn't have minded getting sexiled for leia, but I'd have planted a camera in the room first.

Also, greasy pizza was amazing, and I was utterly baffled by those rats. I have no idea where they came from/went.

Yeah, I missed the grad school thing.

I'm also going to have to hit Cazbar up on my own and find this mysterious Leia...

Nino's (the pizza) is amazing drunk pizza.  The rats are some of our proudest city inhabitants, and their method of travel is unknown to all.

[rumsfald]

Oh, that's a shame you both missed it. She was like a cat going after a string. She wanted SO BAD to lord her education over some drunk guy in a bar.

SHE: blah blah blah work I do blah blah AND I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE

ME: Oh, that sounds nice in what?

HER: blah blah. Do you ever want to go to school to get a masters?

ME: what makes you think I haven't?

HER: So, you're in grad school?

ME: Not now.

HER: So, you have your masters?

ME: No, I skipped it.

HER: So, do you plan to go get your masters?

ME: Not really.

HER (confused): Well, why don't you want to go to grad school?

ME: Because I'm already a doc.

HER (Surprised): ???

ME:


The fred flintsone necklace came after. Then when she whined about that, I told her friend she was a brat. That's when she stormed off. Then came back to hang out with Zargon.