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Geoff
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09-09-2010, 11:23 PM

48/56



it overtook me


i cant finish


water polo tournament tomorrow fuck


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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zaneyard
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09-09-2010, 11:37 PM

long fucking day at work today

think i had a piercing headache for like 6 hours straight and i couldn't stop my hands from shaking. i think i almost passed out near the end of the night for some reason.
we could have used 5 people all night and we were rolling with 3 for most of the night
then the fucking piece of shit ice cream pump started leaking all over the fucking floor
i don't fucking understand how our owner thinks that the fucking piece of shit equipment we have that keeps breaking down is saving him money when it hinders our ability to actually serve the food

christ we have a deep fryer that only has one of the 3 tubs that heat up

i can't wait til i get a career started so i can get the fuck out of this hell

someone hook me up with an IT job i'm willing to relocate


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Hobospartan
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09-09-2010, 11:39 PM

(09-09-2010, 11:37 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: i don't fucking understand how our owner thinks that the fucking piece of shit equipment we have that keeps breaking down is saving him money when it hinders our ability to actually serve the food

Preaching to the choir brother


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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Evil Cheese
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09-10-2010, 08:04 AM

(09-09-2010, 11:37 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: long fucking day at work today

think i had a piercing headache for like 6 hours straight and i couldn't stop my hands from shaking. i think i almost passed out near the end of the night for some reason.
we could have used 5 people all night and we were rolling with 3 for most of the night
then the fucking piece of shit ice cream pump started leaking all over the fucking floor
i don't fucking understand how our owner thinks that the fucking piece of shit equipment we have that keeps breaking down is saving him money when it hinders our ability to actually serve the food

christ we have a deep fryer that only has one of the 3 tubs that heat up

i can't wait til i get a career started so i can get the fuck out of this hell

someone hook me up with an IT job i'm willing to relocate

Finish your degree, come to DC, and work for the government or a government contractor. All your wildest dreams will come true.
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HeK
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09-10-2010, 04:26 PM

(09-09-2010, 11:37 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: someone hook me up with an IT job i'm willing to relocate

Become a Canadian and we'll talk.
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Live-Free-Or-Pie
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09-10-2010, 06:36 PM

Today I got a wonderfully swift rejection from a company I spent more than 12 hours applying for, researching, and commuting to for my interview yesterday.

I am quite angry at you, large company which shall remain nameless!
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at0m
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09-10-2010, 07:08 PM

welcome to the job market.

also, if it was a large company, be thankful the rejection was swift. Usually they just don't ever tell you anything.



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09-10-2010, 07:10 PM

(09-10-2010, 07:08 PM)at0m link Wrote: welcome to the job market.

also, if it was a large company, be thankful the rejection was swift. Usually they just don't ever tell you anything.
THIS. I HATE THIS.
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zaneyard
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09-10-2010, 07:13 PM

(09-10-2010, 08:04 AM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg173178#msg173178 date=1284093441]
long fucking day at work today

think i had a piercing headache for like 6 hours straight and i couldn't stop my hands from shaking. i think i almost passed out near the end of the night for some reason.
we could have used 5 people all night and we were rolling with 3 for most of the night
then the fucking piece of shit ice cream pump started leaking all over the fucking floor
i don't fucking understand how our owner thinks that the fucking piece of shit equipment we have that keeps breaking down is saving him money when it hinders our ability to actually serve the food

christ we have a deep fryer that only has one of the 3 tubs that heat up

i can't wait til i get a career started so i can get the fuck out of this hell

someone hook me up with an IT job i'm willing to relocate

Finish your degree, come to DC, and work for the government or a government contractor. All your wildest dreams will come true.
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I have an associates degree atm.

(09-10-2010, 04:26 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg173178#msg173178 date=1284093441]
someone hook me up with an IT job i'm willing to relocate

Become a Canadian and we'll talk.
[/quote]
i've considered it, i heard you guys have fast internet


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Chief
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09-10-2010, 07:18 PM

(09-10-2010, 04:26 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg173178#msg173178 date=1284093441]
someone hook me up with an IT job i'm willing to relocate

Become a Canadian and we'll talk.
[/quote]
i've considered it, i heard you guys have fast internet

[/quote]we do?



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Live-Free-Or-Pie
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09-10-2010, 10:32 PM

(09-10-2010, 07:10 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg173248#msg173248 date=1284163736]
welcome to the job market.

also, if it was a large company, be thankful the rejection was swift. Usually they just don't ever tell you anything.
THIS. I HATE THIS.
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Yeah, the Feds have this habit of mailing me a rejection letter 6+ months after I apply for a job and forget
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09-13-2010, 05:24 AM

Slept a total of maybe 1 hour cumulatively last night, thanks medication!


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PyroZombie
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09-13-2010, 11:01 AM

I'm now realizing I don't get paid enough for doing the job I'm doing, along with dealing with the self-centered idiots, "barely-there" assholes, and of course the self-pitying drunks that it comes with.


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Axiroth
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09-13-2010, 10:18 PM

I used to think I didn't have a life before.

Then I got a job. =A= lolz


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at0m
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09-14-2010, 12:37 AM

My dad had a grand mal seizure last night. Doctors aren't sure whether its caused by the current (experimental) cancer treatment directly or possibly just a side effect of reabsorbing the dead tissue from the brain tumors they hit with radiation a little while back, but it's some scary shit. His vitals were fine when he went to the hospital, and they didn't see anything wrong with his brain when they did a CT and an MRI, so they released him and he's home now.

On a sad but amusing note, the anti-seizure meds they have him on are causing him to slur his speech. Which makes him sound like a stroke patient (or a drunk), which isn't cool, but makes his NY accent pop out a little more, which I find hilarious. He hasn't lived there in 30+ years.



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09-14-2010, 01:18 AM

Sad
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PyroZombie
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09-14-2010, 02:05 AM

(09-14-2010, 12:37 AM)at0m link Wrote: My dad had a grand mal seizure last night. Doctors aren't sure whether its caused by the current (experimental) cancer treatment directly or possibly just a side effect of reabsorbing the dead tissue from the brain tumors they hit with radiation a little while back, but it's some scary shit. His vitals were fine when he went to the hospital, and they didn't see anything wrong with his brain when they did a CT and an MRI, so they released him and he's home now.

On a sad but amusing note, the anti-seizure meds they have him on are causing him to slur his speech. Which makes him sound like a stroke patient (or a drunk), which isn't cool, but makes his NY accent pop out a little more, which I find hilarious. He hasn't lived there in 30+ years.
It's good you can find humor in this tragic incident.


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09-14-2010, 02:28 AM

god dude that's horrible, sorry to hear you have to go through that
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(09-14-2010, 12:37 AM)at0m link Wrote: My dad had a grand mal seizure last night. Doctors aren't sure whether its caused by the current (experimental) cancer treatment directly or possibly just a side effect of reabsorbing the dead tissue from the brain tumors they hit with radiation a little while back, but it's some scary shit. His vitals were fine when he went to the hospital, and they didn't see anything wrong with his brain when they did a CT and an MRI, so they released him and he's home now.

On a sad but amusing note, the anti-seizure meds they have him on are causing him to slur his speech. Which makes him sound like a stroke patient (or a drunk), which isn't cool, but makes his NY accent pop out a little more, which I find hilarious. He hasn't lived there in 30+ years.


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09-14-2010, 11:31 AM

(09-14-2010, 12:37 AM)at0m link Wrote: My dad had a grand mal seizure last night. Doctors aren't sure whether its caused by the current (experimental) cancer treatment directly or possibly just a side effect of reabsorbing the dead tissue from the brain tumors they hit with radiation a little while back, but it's some scary shit. His vitals were fine when he went to the hospital, and they didn't see anything wrong with his brain when they did a CT and an MRI, so they released him and he's home now.

On a sad but amusing note, the anti-seizure meds they have him on are causing him to slur his speech. Which makes him sound like a stroke patient (or a drunk), which isn't cool, but makes his NY accent pop out a little more, which I find hilarious. He hasn't lived there in 30+ years.



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