The Drunk Thread

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Can't decide if this should be here or in the Hot Chicks thread.

[Ianki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXcalGrgj..._embedded#!

[at0m]

The whole Ravens cheerleading team was at Hi-Topps in Timonium tonight. I bought a calendar and grinned drunkenly at hot chicks with nice racks for over an hour while waiting to get it signed.

Also, Tic-Tac shots are delicious.

[Vlambo]

kegger kegger kegger

keggggggggggggggggggggger

[Greatbacon]

How has it been 15 days since this thread was bumped?

Anyway, tonight is "classy liquour night" with some of the buds.

Anticipating a a good time in a nice jacket.

[Luinbariel]

I should have bumped this last night.



We drank so many things that the server forgot like 50% of them and we only paid a fraction of the bill.




Then the cab driver told us dirty jokes.

[Greatbacon]

How has it been 15 days since this thread was bumped?

Anyway, tonight is "classy liquour night" with some of the buds.

Anticipating a a good time in a nice jacket.

Good time aquired!

Also, Jameson > Gentleman Jack > Jim Bean and Gin and Tonic is pretty darn good, assuming you get the right ratio of gin to tonic.  I'm not sure what it is, but when achieved, you get a nice citriusy flavor.

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

Ah, Gin and Tonic is a great drink.  I*f you like that, Vodka tonic with lmeon twist is also superb (I prefer Kettle One myself, but that's me).  Also, bumped.  In a move that surprises noone, local brew.   Summit "Horizon Red Ale", "Winter Ale", and "Extra Pale Ale."  Followed it up with "Sailor Jerry" 92 proof navy rum.

*edit*

Also, why the hell didn't Liquid post?  I heard I missed good times

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg175381#msg175381 date=1285462155]
How has it been 15 days since this thread was bumped?

Anyway, tonight is "classy liquour night" with some of the buds.

Anticipating a a good time in a nice jacket.

Good time aquired!

Also, Jameson > Gentleman Jack > Jim Bean and Gin and Tonic is pretty darn good, assuming you get the right ratio of gin to tonic.  I'm not sure what it is, but when achieved, you get a nice citriusy flavor.
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I concur, Jameson is awesome

[Totla]

Karrde link=topic=753.msg175417#msg175417 date=1285490808]
"Sailor Jerry" 92 proof navy rum.

YES

[[SiN] Merc]

I've always liked White Russians. The kid in me appreciates the surgery taste, while the adult in me likes chocolate milk. Wait, wat.

[Surf314]

Merc link=topic=753.msg175467#msg175467 date=1285550876]
I've always liked White Russians. The kid in me appreciates the surgery taste, while the adult in me likes chocolate milk. Wait, wat.

I hate the taste of surgery.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=753.msg175417#msg175417 date=1285490808]
"Sailor Jerry" 92 proof navy rum.

YES
[/quote]

YES.

also, bump (a mix of Rootbeer flavored vodka ((yes, it exists)) and This)

[Vlambo]

Now that I've survived the hangover, I'll post what I drank for my Best Friends 19th, and the hilarious story that follows it.

Basically it goes like this. We all decide to go downtown at around 11 pm, as my friend isn't 19 until midnight. So we suit up, and head down to his room. a 26er of Gold Schlager, 26er of Vodka, 26er of Sambooca, 26er of Jager and 24 beer is what we have. Stupidly enough, we decide to shoot it all in an hour (By all I mean 6 of us). As the time to leave arrives, My best friends girlfriend is down for the count, and passed out at the toilet after throwing up. After 20 minutes of prodding I finally get him to come downtown, I call 2 cabs for the group. I jump in the first one with a few buddies, and my only sober friend jumps in the other with the Birthday Boy.

The first cab gets to the bar, and we all start to settle in. 15 minutes later, and still no sign of the other cab, I call my buddy to see whats up. My old roommate thew up on birthday boy, getting kicked out of the cab about halfway to the bar. So, They do the 30 minute walk, put my old roommate to bed (Thats 2 of 6 down), get birthday boy dressed, and start bringing him to the bar. All while this is happening, another one of the original 6 passes out midconversation at the bar. Just bam, out for the count, so his GF takes him home (3 of 6 down).

An hour later, Birthday Boy finally shows up, and we start going to town on jagerbombs. 3 for 5, you couldn't say no. Anyway, Birthday Boy is just out of it, and I'm on a really good buzz. So, we have this great idea to go to a Titty Bar. First time for all of us, especially one of our frosh with us, a 17 year old Super Christian Menonite from Pennsylvania.  This kid is hammered, and talking in only a british accent, and is possibly the most classy/nerdiest kid I've ever met. So we load up, and head out to the nearest titty bar. We all get in, and by god, was this kid amazed. I don't think I saw the kid not look down at all, or close his mouth. Oh yea, while at the Titty Bar, Birthday Boy just passes out. We try to wake him up to go on stage, but he isn't having it. So they take him home (4 of 6 down), and now this leaves myself with my other friends. So, we turn our attention on 17 year old Christian, and prod, and prod and prod him to get on stage, telling him we will pay for anything. One of us even got on stage to show him what happens (Seeing a 5 dollar bill picked up with a vagina is still awe inspiring and terrifying at the same time). No Avail, won't do it. Fuck it I say, I'll go on with the next stripper, and they call Last Round. Well fuck, I'll guess I'll have to wait till the next time I'm at a titty bar (This saturday, for another friends 19th).

So we all make it home, and I literally walk into my room, and pass out in my suit. Twas a great night, and one of the most memorable of my university career.

[Ianki]

More like Drunkcraft 2: wings of libation.
amirite

[Trace]

Sailor Jerry's with pepsi does not taste as good as Sailor Jerry's by itself. I think i'm doing this alcohol thing wrong  :p

[k0ala]

Sailor Jerry's with pepsi does not taste as good as Sailor Jerry's by itself. I think i'm doing this alcohol thing wrong  :p

I'd say you're doing it right, find out what's good for your tastebuds by trial and error and fuck what the cool kids say to drink.

[Totla]

I think it tastes better with Coke than with Pepsi.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

drink smithwick's eeryday

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