The "Fuck my life" thread

[Dtrain323i]

Well, my best friend just left me... again. I'm glad to see that she's happy and to meet the man that she's with (who is also a very good guy), but I'm going to miss her all over again.


We had an awesome dinner last night, and we all had some fun on the water slide at the hotel pool where they were staying the night, but it seemed like we were all just stretching the inevitable. When it came...



*Hugging Crystal goodbye*  "Jeez, you're warm".
*Crystal puts on awesome face* "I'm hot".

:'(

[Badgerman of DOOM]

copy/paste from my fb note

So today I woke up and realized I only had 10 minutes to get ready and get to Calculus class. So hurriedly get ready and I sprint out the door running across the street. When I hit the dirt of the park, I slip and take a nasty spill, landing oin my left leg and hands. Leg is dirty and drenched. Made it to class with seconds to spare, we're learning derivatives, the only thing I really somewhat remember from summer. So right before Chem I realize I forgot my lab shit so after it ends, I run back to Evans Way to grab my shit, then TO the Griffin Building. Legs are numb from going so fast for so long.

I go to the bookstore and get an umbrella before next class, which is Chem lab, which as usual is a pain. Half way through my body starts cursing at me for lack of food. So we finish an hour early and get food. I go to use the brand-new umbrella for the first time- it's broken, about four of the metal parts have ripped through the nylon. I go down to the bookstore, exchange it, use the new one to get back to the room, change my pants, eat, then lay down. Left leg is a bundle of discomfort, the cold water/insane amount of use must have kept it numb until now. Oh and I STILL haven't played The Sacrifice yet. FFFFF

[HeK]

Work is sending me to Kingston for a 'competition' with the Canadian Forces Army.

The problem is:

a) It's the Army. I work for the Airforce.
b) They have me listed as a Corporal, instead of an officer-level civilian.
c) The 'competition' is three days long, 12-15 hours a day.
d) Food will be provided and I cannot claim meals.
e) Since we are listed as NCMs, we have bunks in shared accommodations, opposed to the individual hotel rooms specified on our union's contract.
f) I leave on the 11th, I got the details of the arrangements today.
g) I have to drive from Ottawa to Kingston as there are no connecting flights.
h) Some other crap that I cannot discuss....

[Didzo]

Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

[at0m]

Work is sending me to Kingston for a 'competition' with the Canadian Forces Army.

The problem is:

a) It's the Army. I work for the Airforce.
b) They have me listed as a Corporal, instead of an officer-level civilian.
c) The 'competition' is three days long, 12-15 hours a day.
d) Food will be provided and I cannot claim meals.
e) Since we are listed as NCMs, we have bunks in shared accommodations, opposed to the individual hotel rooms specified on our union's contract.
f) I leave on the 11th, I got the details of the arrangements today.
g) I have to drive from Ottawa to Kingston as there are no connecting flights.
h) Some other crap that I cannot discuss....

Sounds like you've got some pretty decent grounds to refuse to go, friend.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg177355#msg177355 date=1286409026]
Work is sending me to Kingston for a 'competition' with the Canadian Forces Army.

The problem is:

a) It's the Army. I work for the Airforce.
b) They have me listed as a Corporal, instead of an officer-level civilian.
c) The 'competition' is three days long, 12-15 hours a day.
d) Food will be provided and I cannot claim meals.
e) Since we are listed as NCMs, we have bunks in shared accommodations, opposed to the individual hotel rooms specified on our union's contract.
f) I leave on the 11th, I got the details of the arrangements today.
g) I have to drive from Ottawa to Kingston as there are no connecting flights.
h) Some other crap that I cannot discuss....

Sounds like you've got some pretty decent grounds to refuse to go, friend.
[/quote]

That's definitely not in his contract.

Have fun, Corp... 

And that picture is definitely The Navy.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.

[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?

[Badgerman of DOOM]

[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177380#msg177380 date=1286416411]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?


[/quote]

yep, our math classes aren't really lectures since there are varying levels of experience
same with our lib arts classes, lateness and lack of attendance is penalized

[KarthXLR]

New workout routine involving planks.



EVERYTHING IS TIRED

[Odin]

Same old shit.

[Wyrmidon]

Paypal has frozen my account. It tells me that I have disputes and gave me a dispute number. I go into the resolution center and it tells me that I have no disputes, and when I search using the code they gave me it says it does not match any case. luckily I only have $10 in the account but Fuck paypal, I could have gotten L4D2.  >

[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177385#msg177385 date=1286417720]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177380#msg177380 date=1286416411]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?


[/quote]

yep, our math classes aren't really lectures since there are varying levels of experience
same with our lib arts classes, lateness and lack of attendance is penalized
[/quote]

....What sort of college are you going to?

[at0m]

[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177391#msg177391 date=1286418914]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177385#msg177385 date=1286417720]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177380#msg177380 date=1286416411]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?


[/quote]

yep, our math classes aren't really lectures since there are varying levels of experience
same with our lib arts classes, lateness and lack of attendance is penalized
[/quote]

....What sort of college are you going to?


[/quote]just about every one i've heard of, pulls that shit with their freshman classes.

[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177410#msg177410 date=1286423801]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177391#msg177391 date=1286418914]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177385#msg177385 date=1286417720]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177380#msg177380 date=1286416411]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?


[/quote]

yep, our math classes aren't really lectures since there are varying levels of experience
same with our lib arts classes, lateness and lack of attendance is penalized
[/quote]

....What sort of college are you going to?


[/quote]just about every one i've heard of, pulls that shit with their freshman classes.
[/quote]

Is this some sort of difference between a college and a university that I've been unaware of all this time? Or is something else going on?

???

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg177411#msg177411 date=1286425199]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177410#msg177410 date=1286423801]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177391#msg177391 date=1286418914]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177385#msg177385 date=1286417720]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177380#msg177380 date=1286416411]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?


[/quote]

yep, our math classes aren't really lectures since there are varying levels of experience
same with our lib arts classes, lateness and lack of attendance is penalized
[/quote]

....What sort of college are you going to?


[/quote]just about every one i've heard of, pulls that shit with their freshman classes.
[/quote]

Is this some sort of difference between a college and a university that I've been unaware of all this time? Or is something else going on?

???
[/quote]

I don't think so. I walked in half an hour late to my college class, and all I did was say "Sup?" to my teacher, and sit down. Didn't have a penalty or nothing like that...

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg177411#msg177411 date=1286425199]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177410#msg177410 date=1286423801]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177391#msg177391 date=1286418914]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177385#msg177385 date=1286417720]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177380#msg177380 date=1286416411]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?


[/quote]

yep, our math classes aren't really lectures since there are varying levels of experience
same with our lib arts classes, lateness and lack of attendance is penalized
[/quote]

....What sort of college are you going to?


[/quote]just about every one i've heard of, pulls that shit with their freshman classes.
[/quote]

Is this some sort of difference between a college and a university that I've been unaware of all this time? Or is something else going on?

???
[/quote]

It mostly depends on how full of themselves the faculty are tbqh.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

In order to avoid a quote pyramid.

My university is cracking down on people who are cutting class. And since it's a small university, teachers KNOW your face.

[K2]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg177411#msg177411 date=1286425199]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177410#msg177410 date=1286423801]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177391#msg177391 date=1286418914]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177385#msg177385 date=1286417720]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg177380#msg177380 date=1286416411]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg177357#msg177357 date=1286410428]
Ensign.

It's called "it's ok if you're late to lecture, so long as you don't disrupt the class."

Seriously.

Calc isn't a just lecture, sadly. Attendance is taken, and lateness is penalized.
[/quote]

Aren't you a college freshman?


[/quote]

yep, our math classes aren't really lectures since there are varying levels of experience
same with our lib arts classes, lateness and lack of attendance is penalized
[/quote]

....What sort of college are you going to?


[/quote]just about every one i've heard of, pulls that shit with their freshman classes.
[/quote]

Is this some sort of difference between a college and a university that I've been unaware of all this time? Or is something else going on?

???
[/quote]

It's called "Some people/places are different from other people/places."

[Didzo]

450 person lectures, fuck yeah.

The profs do recognize you if you sit in the first three rows and ask questions though.






Not that I don't skip class sometime.