The "Fuck my life" thread

[Eightball]

Got rejected, got locked out of my apartment, burned my lunch.

:-*

[Versus]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg177847#msg177847 date=1286654338]
Got rejected, got locked out of my apartment, burned my lunch.

:-*
[/quote]

[Turtle]

So on sunday a senior in my school died. They were coming back from a funeral and their car flipped. Only his mom was wearing her seatbelt. Him and his sister both died, but his brother and parents are still alive. The weirdest part is that my best friend's brother was really good friends with him, and I didn't even know the kid. So it was extremely awkward between my and my best friend all day.

[Odin]

Days like today I just feel like fucking driving head-first into a semi truck...

[PyroZombie]

Environmental biology sucks dick, no one ever takes it, ever. I'm doing you a favor.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Environmental biology sucks dick, no one ever takes it, ever. I'm doing you a favor.

Dude, it was easy.

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg178182#msg178182 date=1286842623]
Environmental biology sucks dick, no one ever takes it, ever. I'm doing you a favor.

Dude, it was easy.
[/quote]Not as a online course.

[Didzo]

[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=3709.msg178185#msg178185 date=1286844207]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg178182#msg178182 date=1286842623]
Environmental biology sucks dick, no one ever takes it, ever. I'm doing you a favor.

Dude, it was easy.
[/quote]Not as a online course.
[/quote]

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[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=3709.msg178185#msg178185 date=1286844207]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg178182#msg178182 date=1286842623]
Environmental biology sucks dick, no one ever takes it, ever. I'm doing you a favor.

Dude, it was easy.
[/quote]Not as a online course.
[/quote]

Oh, in that case, I'm sorry for you lost.

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg178232#msg178232 date=1286863937]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=3709.msg178185#msg178185 date=1286844207]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg178182#msg178182 date=1286842623]
Environmental biology sucks dick, no one ever takes it, ever. I'm doing you a favor.

Dude, it was easy.
[/quote]Not as a online course.
[/quote]

Oh, in that case, I'm sorry for you lost.

[/quote]Like the sig.

[Chief]

saturday - head fever, joint aches, headache
sunday - body aches, full fever, stronger headache
monday - fever in the morning, no headache, little cough
tuesday - either about to throw up from coughing every 10 seconds or damage that thing below my lungs

[Kirby]

saturday - head fever, joint aches, headache
sunday - body aches, full fever, stronger headache
monday - fever in the morning, no headache, little cough
tuesday - either about to throw up from coughing every 10 seconds or damage that thing below my lungs

Diaphragm

[A. Crow]

[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg178303#msg178303 date=1286914955]
saturday - head fever, joint aches, headache
sunday - body aches, full fever, stronger headache
monday - fever in the morning, no headache, little cough
tuesday - either about to throw up from coughing every 10 seconds or damage that thing below my lungs

Diaphragm



[/quote]

you didn't damage it, you've just been working it like a $2 whore and it's sore like any other muscle.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg178374#msg178374 date=1286935594]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg178303#msg178303 date=1286914955]
saturday - head fever, joint aches, headache
sunday - body aches, full fever, stronger headache
monday - fever in the morning, no headache, little cough
tuesday - either about to throw up from coughing every 10 seconds or damage that thing below my lungs

Diaphragm



[/quote]

you didn't damage it, you've just been working it like a $2 whore and it's sore like any other muscle.
[/quote]

Before I quit smoking cigarettes, I used to get bronchitis in the worst way every winter. There were times I was literally reduced to crying like a little bitch, trying to gasp for air while not breathing because it hurt so bad from the constant coughing for a week or more.

[CaffeinePowered]

Spent all that time making the shiv and the person I made it for has the worst net etiquette in the world and never returns messages. Tried three times, not bothering any further. Seriously how hard is it to return a message?

[Kirby]

Spent all that time making the shiv and the person I made it for has the worst net etiquette in the world and never returns messages. Tried three times, not bothering any further. Seriously how hard is it to return a message?

=|

[at0m]

I'm now down to approximately 5 days to execute a project that I estimate should take approximately 14 8-hour days.

Also,

Spent all that time making the shiv and the person I made it for has the worst net etiquette in the world and never returns messages. Tried three times, not bothering any further. Seriously how hard is it to return a message?

STOP TALKING TO WOMEN WHO FAIL AT THE INTERNET. JUST STOP IT.

[Eightball]

Spent all that time making the shiv and the person I made it for has the worst net etiquette in the world and never returns messages. Tried three times, not bothering any further. Seriously how hard is it to return a message?

Fuck bitches, make shivs 8)

[Kirby]

So I wake up this morning at like 3:40AM with the most ungodly need to throw up. Make it to the bathroom so I can eject nothing but stomach acid, so I'm all like wtf that was pointless, fu stomach. To top it off, a rather uncomfortable amount made it into my eustachian tube, so I'm standing in my bathroom with my head upside-down in the sink, snorting water to try to flush it out. After a few minutes of missed excellent YouTube footage, I go back to bed.

This morning rolls up, and I wake up to have the most swollen uvula ever, thing is the size of a goddamned sharpie. It can just chill out and lounge on my tounge like it's a fucking lawnchair. It's so fucking swollen, I can literally chew on it. I have to suck air in through my mouth to pull the damn thing back so I can swallow. This is the most uncomfortable and annoying thing, ever.

[Didzo]

What... what the hell did I just read?

I don't even...

:-X