The "Fuck my life" thread

[Kirby]

You just read my justification for snapping and going on a shooting rampage in a A) Crowded mall B) School C) Nursing Home D) All of the left

[Badgerman of DOOM]

so i have an original dvd of the first pokemon movie
went to check the room dvd shelf
not there
so i guess i had it
welp there goes my first ever dvd

[Vongore]

Today i put 20$ on my Steam Wallet. Thanks to a friend, it was the first time in a looong time i was able to do international payments, so i was really excited.

I bought the 2 Expansions for Magic: The Gathering and still had 10$. So i planned on saving 5$ more for the third one that already came out on Xbox 360. With the rest of the money i planned to buy some silly stuff on TF2. Bought a Rocket Jumper and a Key.

Opened a Crate i had, got an Equalizer. Then, i traded my only Eternal Reward for a Crate, hoping i would get something nice, since this would be the last time i got one. Bought a Key, opened the Crate, Got a Napper's whatever (the Pyro Beanie). I was overwhelmed. After a round on an awful map, i ragequitted, and just when i was about to open MTG i notice that my Steam Wallet was on 4.55$.


GODDAMIT AMERICANS!! YO AND YOUR STUPID AND CONFUSING CURRENCY!!

[HeK]

I just got home from a 16 hour 'course'. Day two of three.

Lets see how long this goes on for.

[Squishy3]

oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

[Hobospartan]

oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178574#msg178574 date=1287035092]
oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?
[/quote]this girl is on my facebook and she added me cause i'm friends with her brother but i never pay any attention to her and don't delete her because she'll go crying to her brother and create needless drama so instead I just laugh at everything she posts on facebook

[Didzo]

wtf no

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg178576#msg178576 date=1287035498]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178574#msg178574 date=1287035092]
oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?
[/quote]this girl is on my facebook and she added me cause i'm friends with her brother but i never pay any attention to her and don't delete her because she'll go crying to her brother and create needless drama so instead I just laugh at everything she posts on facebook
[/quote]

how much drama would it cause if I commented with "looks like you're more scared of the treadmill fatty"

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178578#msg178578 date=1287036486]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg178576#msg178576 date=1287035498]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178574#msg178574 date=1287035092]
oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?
[/quote]this girl is on my facebook and she added me cause i'm friends with her brother but i never pay any attention to her and don't delete her because she'll go crying to her brother and create needless drama so instead I just laugh at everything she posts on facebook
[/quote]

how much drama would it cause if I commented with "looks like you're more scared of the treadmill fatty"
[/quote]


I will buy you a glass of straight jameson next time we go to the nest if you do this and screenshot any forthcoming reactions

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg178591#msg178591 date=1287058523]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178578#msg178578 date=1287036486]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg178576#msg178576 date=1287035498]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178574#msg178574 date=1287035092]
oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?
[/quote]this girl is on my facebook and she added me cause i'm friends with her brother but i never pay any attention to her and don't delete her because she'll go crying to her brother and create needless drama so instead I just laugh at everything she posts on facebook
[/quote]

how much drama would it cause if I commented with "looks like you're more scared of the treadmill fatty"
[/quote]


I will buy you a glass of straight jameson next time we go to the nest if you do this and screenshot any forthcoming reactions
[/quote]

oh shit, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Brb, creating youtube troll account.


Sir, I have accepted your challenge. Please refer to said video for impending lulz.

[k0ala]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg178592#msg178592 date=1287059966]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg178591#msg178591 date=1287058523]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178578#msg178578 date=1287036486]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg178576#msg178576 date=1287035498]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178574#msg178574 date=1287035092]
oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?
[/quote]this girl is on my facebook and she added me cause i'm friends with her brother but i never pay any attention to her and don't delete her because she'll go crying to her brother and create needless drama so instead I just laugh at everything she posts on facebook
[/quote]

how much drama would it cause if I commented with "looks like you're more scared of the treadmill fatty"
[/quote]


I will buy you a glass of straight jameson next time we go to the nest if you do this and screenshot any forthcoming reactions
[/quote]

oh shit, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Brb, creating youtube troll account.


Sir, I have accepted your challenge. Please refer to said video for impending lulz.
[/quote]

brace for impact, shit just got epic

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg178592#msg178592 date=1287059966]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg178591#msg178591 date=1287058523]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178578#msg178578 date=1287036486]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg178576#msg178576 date=1287035498]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178574#msg178574 date=1287035092]
oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?
[/quote]this girl is on my facebook and she added me cause i'm friends with her brother but i never pay any attention to her and don't delete her because she'll go crying to her brother and create needless drama so instead I just laugh at everything she posts on facebook
[/quote]

how much drama would it cause if I commented with "looks like you're more scared of the treadmill fatty"
[/quote]


I will buy you a glass of straight jameson next time we go to the nest if you do this and screenshot any forthcoming reactions
[/quote]

oh shit, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Brb, creating youtube troll account.


Sir, I have accepted your challenge. Please refer to said video for impending lulz.
[/quote]

I couldn't watch more than 12 seconds of the video, could you give me the TL;DR version... wait.  I don't want to know, just call her a fat cow and screencap the lulz. 

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg178594#msg178594 date=1287061528]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg178592#msg178592 date=1287059966]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg178591#msg178591 date=1287058523]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178578#msg178578 date=1287036486]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg178576#msg178576 date=1287035498]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg178574#msg178574 date=1287035092]
oh god why

my frist time i am skeard becaus i messed up

watch at your own risk

Five fucking views.  How the hell did you find this already?
[/quote]this girl is on my facebook and she added me cause i'm friends with her brother but i never pay any attention to her and don't delete her because she'll go crying to her brother and create needless drama so instead I just laugh at everything she posts on facebook
[/quote]

how much drama would it cause if I commented with "looks like you're more scared of the treadmill fatty"
[/quote]


I will buy you a glass of straight jameson next time we go to the nest if you do this and screenshot any forthcoming reactions
[/quote]

oh shit, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Brb, creating youtube troll account.


Sir, I have accepted your challenge. Please refer to said video for impending lulz.
[/quote]

I couldn't watch more than 12 seconds of the video, could you give me the TL;DR version... wait.  I don't want to know, just call her a fat cow and screencap the lulz. 
[/quote]

read the comments

[at0m]

QUOTE PYRAMID

read the comments

FTFY.

Also, knock that shit off. Go post on SA if you want to troll.

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg178600#msg178600 date=1287067740]
QUOTE PYRAMID

read the comments

FTFY.

Also, knock that shit off. Go post on SA if you want to troll.
[/quote]

funny enough raids/out of site trolling is against the rules on sa, go post on 4chan if you want to troll

[Squishy3]

i will copy and paste any of the facebook whining here

[KarthXLR]

If people are afraid of being trolled/made fun of in the slightest, then why in god's name are they throwing up crap like this on youtube? Youtube isn't a garbage can(at least I like to say so).

[beep beep diglett]

If people are afraid of being trolled/made fun of in the slightest, then why in god's name are they throwing up crap like this on youtube? Youtube isn't a garbage can(at least I like to say so).

it is, karth, it is. maybe when it was conceived it was good, but it has become a garbage dump. just accept it.

[rumsfald]

Poor girl. Not a deserving target.

Pick the ones that obviously act like divas, not the ones that already have esteem issues.