chat copy pasta

[Chief]

6:59 PM - Caffeine: I need to tell you something
6:59 PM - [BRBU]Negate[.@ii]: wat
7:00 PM - Caffeine: I filled out my will today
7:00 PM - Caffeine: I'm leaving BRBu to you
7:00 PM - [BRBU]Negate[.@ii]: dude
7:00 PM - Caffeine: you're the only one i can trust
7:00 PM - [BRBU]Negate[.@ii]: you serious
7:01 PM - Caffeine: you know me
7:01 PM - Caffeine: when do I joke about such things?
7:01 PM - [BRBU]Negate[.@ii]: I'm just kinda suprised
7:02 PM - [BRBU]Negate[.@ii]: I figured someone like hek would get something like that
7:02 PM - Caffeine: well
7:02 PM - Caffeine: he's canadian
7:02 PM - Caffeine: we know we can't trust canadians
7:02 PM - [BRBU]Negate[.@ii]: ok then
7:02 PM - Caffeine: oh, and I should tell you one more thing
7:03 PM - Caffeine: caff should never, ever let rummy near his computer.

yep

[Surf314]

wish i had been around for rummy to troll me :-[

[at0m]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=106.msg183601#msg183601 date=1289715041]
wish i had been around for rummy to troll me :-[

[/quote]

[beep beep diglett]

3:52 PM - Turuatule: how can i fix this lag
3:52 PM - diglett: eat a megabyte
3:52 PM - Turuatule: i already lowered graphics to 800x600

[DragonEkarus]

Yep.

8:56 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: ..in theroy you could give people with one eye depth perception again..
8:57 PM - mies backfire: well, they're already working on sythentic eyes
8:57 PM - mies backfire: but what I'm most interested about with this is if it'd be possible to hook two of these together
8:57 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: "they" aren't american cientics sadly..
8:57 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: *scientists
8:58 PM - mies backfire: or even just multiple kinects together, because then what you'd essentially have is a full 3D recreation of objects in realtime
8:58 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: because all american scientists are intested in are fuck hair and boners...
8:59 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: ...fuck har?
8:59 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: what the hell?
8:59 PM - mies backfire: I have no idea what you just said...
8:59 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: remove "fuck" from the sentance while I try to figure out how it made it's way in
8:59 PM - mies backfire: roger that
9:00 PM - mies backfire: XD
9:00 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: make sence now?
9:01 PM - mies backfire: yea
9:01 PM - mies backfire: ...close enough anyways
9:01 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: lol
9:01 PM - mies backfire: everytime I talk to you... there is *something* that could be put in the copy/pasta thread
9:01 PM - mies backfire: not saying I will, but sayin the possibility is there
9:01 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: -.=.-
9:01 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: it's sad isn't it..
9:02 PM - mies backfire: not at all
9:02 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: you might as well... not like BRBu thinks I'm sane
9:02 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: besides, gives me somthing to do in science..
9:02 PM - mies backfire: ptth, define "sane" seriously
9:03 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: don't know how
9:03 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: but I have to ask, would a sane person question their own thoughts? XD
9:03 PM - mies backfire: I dunno, but I walk down that street almost daily
9:03 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: ...I just buped and I honestly don't remember eating that...
9:03 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: ...I just buped and I honestly don't remember eating that...
9:03 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: *burped
9:04 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: ...there's a T in there isn't there?
9:04 PM - mies backfire: ...
9:04 PM - mies backfire: I... don't know
9:04 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: when did I eat chicken..
9:04 PM - mies backfire: burpted...
9:04 PM - mies backfire: ?
9:04 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: they're not gonna belive that this is all one conversation are they?
9:05 PM - [WTF]Dragon Ekarus: from chat torrets to chat copypastea to food...
9:05 PM - mies backfire: who cares

[chronomaster]

Can we get less bash.org rejects in this chat thread? I'm tired of the drunkchats/garbled text/turtlequotes/long winded chats that don't pay off to anything.

I swear, 12oz Mouse has better sense than the more recent posts in this thread.

[at0m]

A lot of that would be solved if you just don't read anything from anyone who selfquotes. <_<

[Negate]

hey my self quote was good I got trolled by rummy.

[at0m]

hey my self quote was good I got trolled by rummy.

Something like that is fine, you weren't the funny bit there, you were the bystander. But when you think you're the funny bit, just don't bother :/

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=negate link=topic=106.msg183705#msg183705 date=1289798845]
hey my self quote was good I got trolled by rummy.

Something like that is fine, you weren't the funny bit there, you were the bystander. But when you think you're the funny bit, just don't bother :/
[/quote]

ironic self quoting

[beep beep diglett]

god damnit i forgot to post another turtle quote but ill try to go from memory

turtle: what
turtle: the ballistic knife doesnt work
turtle: its not exploding
diglett: do you know what ballistic means?
turtle: no not really i always thought it had something to do with explosions or rubber though

[Versus]

8:35 PM - Spore: MasterGH says he is definitely in for the handjob and you are free to refer to him by his sex name, MasturBJ.

[Spore]

Lol, cool.

[chronomaster]

The PC version of Super Meat Boy is really controversial, I thought you guys should know.

Chronomaster> Man this game is so awesome.
<Chronomaster> I know.
<Chronomaster> People might find the whole Bandage-tan thing pretty controversial.
<Venom> wat
<Chronomaster> Considering how big they made her breasts in the PC version.
<Venom> Oh, Neonie world
<Chronomaster> And how Dr. Fetus is actually a big penis and every level ends with a CG shot of her getting banged.
<Chronomaster> But they had to appeal to the otaku.
<Evil_Cheese|work> ...
<Chronomaster> Plus, she berates Meat-kun at the start of every level.
<Evil_Cheese|work> "might"
<Chronomaster> So she deserves it. Even if she does enjoy it.
<Evil_Cheese|work> I think that qualifies as controversial
<Versus_netbook> wat chrono
<Venom> wat
<Chronomaster> My money on the new ending is where Meat-kun finally saves Bandage-tan from Dr. Fetus.
* Versus_netbook slaps Chronomaster around a bit with a large trout
<Chronomaster> Only to have Bandage-tan beat him, call him a dog, then proceed to have raunchy revenge sex with Dr. Fetus.
<Chronomaster> Then fast forward.
<Chronomaster> Meat-san is a forty year old business man.
<Versus_netbook> lol
<Chronomaster> On top of the tallest corporate tower in Japan.
<Venom> Christ
<Venom> This sounds like Hentai
<Chronomaster> Having long overcome his meager beginnings.
<Chronomaster> Now making modest salaries in middle management.
<Versus_netbook> he jumps off
<Chronomaster> He jumps off.
<Chronomaster> GODDAMMIT VERSUS DON'T SPOIL IT.

[Gasman]

brb.u | John: as long as i have no homework
brb.u | John: we hop on brbu
brb.u | John: and i start *Raping*
brb.u | John: time to get right back under merc
brb.u | John: err

[[SiN] Merc]

brb.u | John: as long as i have no homework
brb.u | John: we hop on brbu
brb.u | John: and i start *Raping*
brb.u | John: time to get right back under merc
brb.u | John: err

now I'm starting to get concerned.

[Stein]

god damnit i forgot to post another turtle quote but ill try to go from memory

turtle: what
turtle: the ballistic knife doesnt work
turtle: its not exploding
diglett: do you know what ballistic means?
turtle: no not really i always thought it had something to do with explosions or rubber though

oh god, hollywood gold

There were 4/5 awesome chat quotes in the last 4 pages, including the one I quoted.

I hate when this happens:

9:45 PM - demonspork |brb.u|: so it showed me as typing
9:45 PM - Stein: doh
9:51 PM - Stein: cuboid
demonspork |brb.u| is now Away.
9:51 PM - Stein: >

[Versus]

[12:14:52] <+Greatbacon> aww yeah, Undead, that's where it's at
[12:15:22] <+Luinbariel> Id on't want the important parts falling off at important times
[12:15:35] <+Greatbacon> "keep the tip"

[13:16:34] <@Negate> yeah a patch [for black cops] should of hit weeks ago
[13:16:54] <@Negate> at least to fix the infinite CP
[13:20:41] <+Chronomaster> Negate: In the absence of Neonie, WHAT
[13:20:54] <@Negate> care packages

[Versus]

eightball playing amnesia - "ok besides the first 5 minutes nothing has- what the hell?"

[Versus]

[22:21:46] * @cookiekeeper slaps George around a bit with a large trout
[22:30:09] <@cookiekeeper> ?
[22:30:15] <@cookiekeeper> what ar eyou idiots talking about
[22:31:00] <@cookiekeeper> do i need to be logged into a game for tf2 to count my play time?
[22:31:43] <@cookiekeeper> what the fuck is this stocking stuffer key
[22:35:04] <@Versus_desktop> lol
[22:35:17] <@Versus_desktop> it opens any crate
[22:35:27] <@Versus_desktop> don't bother opening a non-festive crate with one though
[22:35:38] <@Versus_desktop> open a festive crate and give me what's inside
[22:36:43] <@ToiletDuck-pwny-> throw your key out
[22:42:26] <@cookiekeeper> i crafted it
[22:42:29] <@cookiekeeper> with a scrap metal
[22:42:31] <@cookiekeeper> and it disappeared
[22:42:34] <@Versus_desktop> wat