The "Fuck my life" thread

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3709.msg185290#msg185290 date=1291000842]
[quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=3709.msg185288#msg185288 date=1291000623]
Leslie Nielson died.

Surely, you can't be serious
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I am serious you insensitive dickwad.

















And don't call me shirley.
[/quote]So you're Black Aspen?

[[SiN] Merc]

Leslie Nielson died.

[Versus]

who's that

[liquid108]

who's that

The Naked Gun Trilogy- Funniest Moments

[PyroZombie]

God, no one funny is making it out alive.

[rumsfald]

God, no one funny is making it out alive.

Looks like you're safe.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg185317#msg185317 date=1291020070]
God, no one funny is making it out alive.

Looks like you're safe.
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I almost spat my coffee out

[Coppanuva]

Laptop charger broke (the end of it came slightly worn out and now it shoots sparks out of it). I bought a new one and must wait a week for it to get here.

[Dtrain323i]

who's that

[Coelit]

i broke my fucking hand

first bone i ever broke really, didnt hurt as bad as i thought breaking a bone would.worst part is playing video games is a chore now.
and my birthday party is soon and we planned to have a lan party of sorts.

[Kirby]

i broke my fucking hand

first bone i ever broke really, didnt hurt as bad as i thought breaking a bone would.worst part is playing video games is a chore now.
and my birthday party is soon and we planned to have a lan party of sorts.

Which one?

I've broken both my 5th metacarpals. Breaking hand bones definitely doesn't hurt much, but thats because they aren't that big.

Brings back memories of driving my 4 wheeler and playing N64 with one of those plastic moldable casts on my hand with a metal rod sticking out of the skin.

[Geoff]

broke ur hand playin 2 much WoW?

[CaffeinePowered]

broke ur hand playin 2 much WoW?

Im betting it was an EvE accident trying to control 8 accounts at once

[Kirby]

lmao

The 1st one was my left hand, busted that while failing to land my bike off a jump. Said jump was built into the edge of a former quarry, wasn't a little 2' drop.

2nd one was punching a wall in frustration with my ex while we were on the phone. Hit the wall directly over a stud, just straight crumpled the bone like an accordion. Best part is she was my ex when that happened, she still frustrated me that much.

Too bad too, her dad used to own a large meat company and is quite loaded, could probably give versus' dad a run for his wallet.  :'(

[Gasman]

Just ran a normal defrag of my computer when it randomly decided to remove 33 gigs of my saved stuff. Strangely, 33 gigs was also the amount that was fragmented on my hard drive. Would be a decent thing, but I don't know what it removed :-X It has never done this before when I've defragged, so I don't know why it would do this now. Excuse me while I attempt to find out what it ate.

[K2]

her dad used to own a large meat company and is quite loaded, could probably give versus' dad a run for his wallet.  :'(

That sounds like the worst gay porno ever.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg185380#msg185380 date=1291065578]
imagine if versus broke both of his hands :'(

That sounds like the worst gay porno ever.
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[k0ala]

Landlord wants his house back.

45 days.

fml mfc

My roommates are the best thing that ever happened to me so we are moving as a family. We know a lot of people who will work for food and we are great cooks so that works out. just... that's a heavy thing moving a home. Only the twentienth or so time too.

[A. Crow]

Landlord wants his house back.

45 days.

fml mfc

My roommates are the best thing that ever happened to me so we are moving as a family. We know a lot of people who will work for food and we are great cooks so that works out. just... that's a heavy thing moving a home. Only the twentienth or so time too.

fuck him, BURN IT DOWN!

[at0m]

Irvin Kershner died a few days ago. I missed it because of Leslie Nielsen dying :/