One day as a girl, go.

[ZargonX]

I feel like there would be some fantastic way to set up a sexual harassment lawsuit against myself, but I'm not really sure if I could turn a profit off that...

[Turtle]

Idunno man suing yourself would be a pretty neat trick if you could pull it off

[Wrath Of Sandvich]

You're asking a guy that has thought about this for years, and I still don't have a definite answer.

I know lots of clothing is involved though.

This. I do support the song of time idea posted by Tortilla. I'd just loop it over and over until I hatched the perfect idea. However, if it happened, masturbation would inevitable.