The "Fuck my life" thread

[Stein]

my girlfriend keeps telling me about her thigh-high leather stillettos...(I kinda have a thing for nice legs, nice leather and nice heels..)


AND IM STUCK AT WORK UNTIL 5

psychological torture!!!

edit: now shes texting me pictures.
FML

but dude, think of what you've got to look forward to!

[loldollas]

[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg194079#msg194079 date=1296228438]
my girlfriend keeps telling me about her thigh-high leather stillettos...(I kinda have a thing for nice legs, nice leather and nice heels..)


AND IM STUCK AT WORK UNTIL 5

psychological torture!!!

edit: now shes texting me pictures.
FML

but dude, think of what you've got to look forward to!
[/quote]

3 hours, 53 minutes remaining...

[Kirby]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg193992#msg193992 date=1296167513]
I vote to ban automatics.

Imagine how much safer the roads would be if people who couldn't learn to drive manual couldn't get a license.
[/quote]


I now secretly want to molest/cuddle/marry rummy because of this post.


Also HeK for the inner quote.


Cool people can start out in 2nd in really gooey stuff.


Needs more manual clique.

[Didzo]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg193992#msg193992 date=1296167513]
I vote to ban automatics.

Imagine how much safer the roads would be if people who couldn't learn to drive manual couldn't get a license.
[/quote]


Then you get European drivers, many of whom think they are undiscovered F1 prodigies...

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Some douche left a dog at our front porch.

I'm not mad at the dog. I'm mad at the douche who put the dog there.

If he or she can't take care of a dog, then he or she should be shot.

I love dogs.

[loldollas]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg194109#msg194109 date=1296237520]
[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg194079#msg194079 date=1296228438]
my girlfriend keeps telling me about her thigh-high leather stillettos...(I kinda have a thing for nice legs, nice leather and nice heels..)


AND IM STUCK AT WORK UNTIL 5

psychological torture!!!

edit: now shes texting me pictures.
FML

but dude, think of what you've got to look forward to!
[/quote]

3 hours, 53 minutes remaining...
[/quote]
less than 30 minutes!!!!!!!  8)

[at0m]

Some douche left a dog at our front porch.

I'm not mad at the dog. I'm mad at the douche who put the dog there.

If he or she can't take care of a dog, then he or she should be shot.

I love dogs.

puppy in a box? or tied it to your porch? because otherwise it could've just wandered there...

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg194143#msg194143 date=1296249261]
Some douche left a dog at our front porch.

I'm not mad at the dog. I'm mad at the douche who put the dog there.

If he or she can't take care of a dog, then he or she should be shot.

I love dogs.

puppy in a box? or tied it to your porch? because otherwise it could've just wandered there...
[/quote]

Actual dog in a box.

[HeK]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg194004#msg194004 date=1296175707]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg193992#msg193992 date=1296167513]
I vote to ban automatics.

Imagine how much safer the roads would be if people who couldn't learn to drive manual couldn't get a license.
[/quote]

Cool people can start out in 2nd in really gooey stuff.


Needs more manual clique.
[/quote]

It snowed 10 inches this morning. I met up with my morning drive buddy in his Impreza R1, then got stuck behind a Venza doing 25 in a 50 zone (km/h), they finally turned then it was 70 up the rest of that silly twisty river road.

[Luinbariel]

My special rock arrived in the mail broken

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg194004#msg194004 date=1296175707]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg193992#msg193992 date=1296167513]
I vote to ban automatics.

Imagine how much safer the roads would be if people who couldn't learn to drive manual couldn't get a license.
[/quote]


I now secretly want to molest/cuddle/marry rummy because of this post.


Also HeK for the inner quote.


Cool people can start out in 2nd in really gooey stuff.


Needs more manual clique.
[/quote]

Brbu stickshift club

[Stein]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg194137#msg194137 date=1296243418]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg194004#msg194004 date=1296175707]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg193992#msg193992 date=1296167513]
I vote to ban automatics.

Imagine how much safer the roads would be if people who couldn't learn to drive manual couldn't get a license.
[/quote]


I now secretly want to molest/cuddle/marry rummy because of this post.


Also HeK for the inner quote.


Cool people can start out in 2nd in really gooey stuff.


Needs more manual clique.
[/quote]

Brbu stickshift club
[/quote]
Wait, we're not exclusive enough.

Official BRBu heel-toe club.

[Vongore]

my
keyovoard
vroke
just
whe
i
imvited
some
friemds
to
play
vampires
amd
i
swear
it's
fuckimg
impossivle
to
get
amother
keyvoard
at
2AM

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3709.msg194151#msg194151 date=1296250599]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg194143#msg194143 date=1296249261]
Some douche left a dog at our front porch.

I'm not mad at the dog. I'm mad at the douche who put the dog there.

If he or she can't take care of a dog, then he or she should be shot.

I love dogs.

puppy in a box? or tied it to your porch? because otherwise it could've just wandered there...
[/quote]

Actual dog in a box.
[/quote]
they took everything from this pooch but they are going to learn that his bark... is worse than his bite



AROOOOOOOoooOOoOoooOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Squishy3]

I saw this today. Click at your own risk, I am not responsible for a sudden need to commit suicide.

http://i.imgur.com/kjYIH.jpg

[Turtle]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg194137#msg194137 date=1296243418]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg194004#msg194004 date=1296175707]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg193992#msg193992 date=1296167513]
I vote to ban automatics.

Imagine how much safer the roads would be if people who couldn't learn to drive manual couldn't get a license.
[/quote]


I now secretly want to molest/cuddle/marry rummy because of this post.


Also HeK for the inner quote.


Cool people can start out in 2nd in really gooey stuff.


Needs more manual clique.
[/quote]

Brbu stickshift club
[/quote]
In 2 years i will be a part of that club 8)

[Versus]

I saw this today. Click at your own risk, I am not responsible for a sudden need to commit suicide.

http://i.imgur.com/kjYIH.jpg

jesus CHRIST

furries.jpg

[Totla]

I saw this today. Click at your own risk, I am not responsible for a sudden need to commit suicide.

http://i.imgur.com/kjYIH.jpg

NO NOT CLICK NSFL

[HeK]

I saw this today. Click at your own risk, I am not responsible for a sudden need to commit suicide.

http://i.imgur.com/kjYIH.jpg

Mmmm, rotting dog flesh sewn to one's face.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg194421#msg194421 date=1296423793]
I saw this today. Click at your own risk, I am not responsible for a sudden need to commit suicide.

http://i.imgur.com/kjYIH.jpg

NO NOT CLICK NSFL
[/quote]I warned you there might be a sudden desire to commit suicide. I seriously do think this is one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen on the internet.