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KarthXLR
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02-09-2011, 08:13 PM

Not really an FML, but I could really use a steady income instead of the scraps I get from my temporary job. But at the same time, I don't think I could hold down a part-time job with me being the head of one club and being involved with two other extra-curricular activities.
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Stein
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02-09-2011, 08:48 PM

(02-09-2011, 05:37 PM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg195835#msg195835 date=1297287689]

Also, get a fucking driver's license.


Pretty much this, all night long.

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Oh my god I was totally going to post this exact sentence. FML


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HeK
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02-09-2011, 10:18 PM

So a whole bunch of stuff exploded* at work today. As people are trying to explain the problems to me and what they were doing when it happened....

The only thing I could think of is:
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Three or four times today.

Seriously, I don't know how some of these people are still employed.



*Not real explosions, this time.
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loldollas
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02-10-2011, 02:57 PM

What happens when Funbucks plays with his registry?
PC: You have to restart!
PC: LOL I CANT RESTART!
PC: System Restore? LOL NOPE, IM THAT FUCKED UP!!! LOLOLO FIND YOUR INSTALL DISCS
Funbucks: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


well, now one of my parents has to go through the trouble of driving all the way to my place, dropping off my install disc, but no one can do this until tomorrow, and I won't even have any time to reinstall it until saturday!

rarararararararaar MADBUCKS


Too hip for gangsters and too gangster for hipsters.
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Kirby
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02-10-2011, 04:15 PM

(02-10-2011, 02:57 PM)loldollas link Wrote: What happens when Funbucks plays with his registry?
PC: You have to restart!
PC: LOL I CANT RESTART!
PC: System Restore? LOL NOPE, IM THAT FUCKED UP!!! LOLOLO FIND YOUR INSTALL DISCS
Funbucks: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


well, now one of my parents has to go through the trouble of driving all the way to my place, dropping off my install disc, but no one can do this until tomorrow, and I won't even have any time to reinstall it until saturday!

rarararararararaar MADBUCKS


Everyone should take note of this and purchase a suitable HDD to perform a monthly backup of C:\ onto.


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loldollas
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02-10-2011, 04:16 PM

Hey! I've got an external hard drive...I just...never got around to installing a backup restore point on it..

Anyways, I don't really mind the loss of the thing for now, I can plug my mp3 player directly into my 5.1 surround sound, and I can access whatever I need at work!

LIKE BRBU! <3


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Squishy3
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02-10-2011, 04:30 PM

(02-09-2011, 08:09 PM)Star Knight link Wrote: So my dad got my sister an iphone 4(lol it sucks, my 3gs ftw) but it was bought at walmart...and the dude fucked up and deactivated MY phone and my sister has my fucking number now.


FUCKING HATE PEOPLE.
what makes it suck? I got 0 bars in my house with my 3gs and now I get 3 bars in my house. I have a better battery life, a better screen and it runs considerably better than my 3gs.


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zaneyard
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02-10-2011, 05:18 PM

i think the fact that he has an iphone is what makes it suck>?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Star Knight
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02-10-2011, 05:54 PM

(02-10-2011, 04:30 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=Star Knight link=topic=3709.msg195857#msg195857 date=1297300167]
So my dad got my sister an iphone 4(lol it sucks, my 3gs ftw) but it was bought at walmart...and the dude fucked up and deactivated MY phone and my sister has my fucking number now.


FUCKING HATE PEOPLE.
what makes it suck? I got 0 bars in my house with my 3gs and now I get 3 bars in my house. I have a better battery life, a better screen and it runs considerably better than my 3gs.
[/quote]i meant to say the iphone 4 sucks. The 3gs is wayyyy better. *Virtual 3gs high five!*

My phone now works. Had to bring it to the at&t store. My dad got $80 dollars off the bill because of this mishap. feelsgoodman.


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Versus
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02-10-2011, 08:28 PM

(02-10-2011, 05:18 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: i think the fact that he has an iphone is what makes it suck>?



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EarthlingJohn
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02-10-2011, 09:54 PM

So, I'm at lunch, and there's this girl I like. We are pretty good friends, but it be a might awkward since we have covered most topics. Sometimes we play lil games, i share some music, and what not. You know, made it obvious taht yes i like her. But now, there's this other girl, who just happens to constantly talk yet have the ears of a damned bat. Shes also a friend. The moment I just mutter the girl i likes name under my breath while she is ranting on people that i like, she picks it up. I tell her to shut up. First thing i see her do after class? shes sharing what i told her not to. They awkwardly smile at me and run towards teh girl i like. They are literally screaming in her face, and now its completely awkward, and the girl i like who was actually a really good friend, completely avoids me now.




fml


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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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02-10-2011, 10:03 PM

Here's my suggestion for you John.

Make something up and spread it around the school.
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Vlambo
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02-10-2011, 10:04 PM

(02-10-2011, 09:54 PM)EarthlingJohn link Wrote: So, I'm at lunch, and there's this girl I like. We are pretty good friends, but it be a might awkward since we have covered most topics. Sometimes we play lil games, i share some music, and what not. You know, made it obvious taht yes i like her. But now, there's this other girl, who just happens to constantly talk yet have the ears of a damned bat. Shes also a friend. The moment I just mutter the girl i likes name under my breath while she is ranting on people that i like, she picks it up. I tell her to shut up. First thing i see her do after class? shes sharing what i told her not to. They awkwardly smile at me and run towards teh girl i like. They are literally screaming in her face, and now its completely awkward, and the girl i like who was actually a really good friend, completely avoids me now.




fml

Shit happens. Man up, and don't be a bitch about it. This stuff will happen in HS (god I hated those years).
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Turtle
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02-10-2011, 10:17 PM

john bout' ta smack a bitch


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KarthXLR
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02-10-2011, 11:48 PM

80% of girls in elementary and high school are one or more of the following:
Slutty
Stupid
Gossipy
Mean
Infuriating
And much more!


It sucks to hear that john, but some girls, scratch that, some PEOPLE just need to die in a fire.
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at0m
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02-10-2011, 11:58 PM

wait, what?

(02-10-2011, 11:48 PM)Karth link Wrote: 80% of girls in elementary and high school are one or more of the following:
Slutty
Stupid
Gossipy
Mean
Infuriating
And much more!


It sucks to hear that john, but some girls, scratch that, some PEOPLE just need to die in a fire.



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KarthXLR
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02-11-2011, 12:05 AM

(02-10-2011, 11:58 PM)at0m link Wrote: wait, what?
Ugh, I always forget this. In this part of Arizona we run a Kindergarden-12th grade education system. There's no middle school. I meant 7th and 8th grade in-particular. And yes, I know slutty kids from that age, they start early.
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Hobospartan
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02-11-2011, 12:51 AM

(02-10-2011, 11:48 PM)Karth link Wrote: 80% of girls in elementary and high school are one or more of the following:
Slutty
Stupid
Gossipy
Mean
Infuriating
And much more!


It sucks to hear that john, but some girls, scratch that, some PEOPLE just need to die in a fire.


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
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beep beep diglett
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02-11-2011, 03:17 AM

sigh....hate women. asked girl at shoe store out on a date, showed her my bug collection. she said it was creepy and gross. #foreveralone


also, found a this bitch i knew in hs on fb. she was a total cunt to me when i asked her out. she's currently in an abusive relationship Smile #revengeissweet #karmaisabitch
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02-11-2011, 03:19 AM

fact: all women are whores. every single girl i ask out has a bf #strangebuttrue
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