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[k0ala]

6:28 PM - Caffeine: blackface demo
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: oh god
6:28 PM - Caffeine: I fucking dare you
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: btw what did you mean by shoe polish
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: cause I bought a small jar and tried to work it in with a towel
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: just kinda wipes off :v
6:28 PM - Caffeine: shoe polihsh is how they traditionally did blackface
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: what
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: I was rubbing into my neoprene vest
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: god damnit caff
6:28 PM - Caffeine: rofl
6:29 PM - brb.u | Eightball: this shit is probably carcinogenic, why would they put it on their faces
6:29 PM - brb.u | Eightball: jesus

Shoe polish these days is petroleum-solvent based, and is so very unfriendly to skin, it's used in hazing military academy recruits. It's "fun" chemical burn stuff... the longer you leave it on, the worse it stings. Especially the edge dressing stuff.
Old shoe polish was made using a lanolin or wax base, which would hopefully only contain lead or pine pitch, were you to smear it on your face.
Blackface... was traditionally done with a burned cork end, with or without a ham-fat base.

[beep beep diglett]

diglett ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: *bites ur nose* lol i have ur nose
geoff: o.=.o';;;;

[KarthXLR]

Diglett, why do you troll?

[DragonEkarus]

diglett ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: *bites ur nose* lol i have ur nose
geoff: o.=.o';;;;

.....I feel like I'm involved in this somehow...

[beep beep diglett]

Diglett, why do you troll?

what! !! ! !

[BS1]

http://www.livestream.com/thebs1

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But now you can watch  me stream.

[Eightball]

Last night's FNF:

(Liquid is telling a story)
(I try to hit v, 1, 2, 1, 4 to slap liquid a bunch--v is my sourcemod menu key)
(I actually hit v, 1, 1, 4 and slay liquid)
"HEY WHAT THE HELL OH MAN dude I'm just sitting here tellin my story and then eightball decides he doesn't like my story so he says 'I'm gonna slay liquid cause I'm a big dickface'"

[Turtle]

12:50 PM - geoff: the geoff irl survival kit
12:50 PM - geoff: package full of my goods
12:50 PM - geoff: not my penis though

[Dr. Zaius]

Country: Eschatos, how mexican would you say you look, on a scale from 1 to wetback?
Eschatos: . . .      .      .    7


gd i love mumble

[Stein]

6:28 PM - Caffeine: blackface demo
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: oh god
6:28 PM - Caffeine: I fucking dare you
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: btw what did you mean by shoe polish
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: cause I bought a small jar and tried to work it in with a towel
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: just kinda wipes off :v
6:28 PM - Caffeine: shoe polihsh is how they traditionally did blackface
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: what
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: I was rubbing into my neoprene vest
6:28 PM - brb.u | Eightball: god damnit caff
6:28 PM - Caffeine: rofl
6:29 PM - brb.u | Eightball: this shit is probably carcinogenic, why would they put it on their faces
6:29 PM - brb.u | Eightball: jesus

Srsly Eightball, you didn't know what Blackface was?

[Eightball]

Because Caff said I should:


Peter Mansbridge: damn you
The real eightball: Do you guys know where we could get a .dem of the two matches?
Peter Mansbridge: you black scottish cylcops
The real eightball: Haha, it was a good game
Peter Mansbridge: lol
Peter Mansbridge: you're a terrific demo
The real eightball: naw I just spam violently
Peter Mansbridge: first time someone has outmatched daeg
The real eightball: I missed a lot of easy shots
Peter Mansbridge: I'll run it through in a bit
Peter Mansbridge: we're just doing a debrief
The real eightball: sweet
Peter Mansbridge: we were not expecting something like this at all
Peter Mansbridge: I still maintain you guys wouldn't have got that from gR
The real eightball: ha
The real eightball: Speaking of whom, I haven't heard from them yet
Peter Mansbridge: lol
Peter Mansbridge: yeah well we're new scrimming buddies
The real eightball: sounds good
Peter Mansbridge: we're both going to make each other better. it's rare to find teams so evenly matched
Peter Mansbridge: compared to the trash we've faced.
brb.u | Eightball has changed their name to brb.u | Eightball.
brb.u | Eightball: s2 and lonely hearts scare me
brb.u | Eightball: really badly
Peter Mansbridge: lonely hearts you have a chance
Peter Mansbridge: s2...
Peter Mansbridge: I dunno yet
brb.u | Eightball: fuckin carnage
Peter Mansbridge: I need to feel them out
Peter Mansbridge: your sniper is better than carnage
Peter Mansbridge: I've played against him
brb.u | Eightball: oh he wasn't doing scout?
Peter Mansbridge: nope
Peter Mansbridge: don't think he's even allowed to
Peter Mansbridge: I've heard from my sources he's been sniper 24/7
Peter Mansbridge: relic is playing his standard class, soldfier
brb.u | Eightball: Huh
brb.u | Eightball: I guess it's their preference then
Peter Mansbridge: maybe..
brb.u | Eightball: Well thanks for the tip!
Peter Mansbridge: the reality is in highlander a sniper does so much damage
Peter Mansbridge: and you guys proved that doay
Peter Mansbridge: *today
brb.u | Eightball: Heh
brb.u | Eightball: We generally regard liquid as our best plkayer
brb.u | Eightball: player rather
Peter Mansbridge: yeah for sure
Peter Mansbridge: picked our medic a olt
Peter Mansbridge: though we returned the favor second half
brb.u | Eightball: Yeah, benito was swearing a lot lol

[DragonEkarus]

8:52 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: im gonna be away for like
8:52 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: 2
8:52 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: 3
8:52 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: maybe 4
8:52 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: ambiguous units of time
8:53 AM - [WTF]DragonEkarus: the Kaspseky update server is down..
8:53 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: also, have you watched National Treasure recently?
8:53 AM - [WTF]DragonEkarus: yes actualy
8:54 AM - [WTF]DragonEkarus: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
8:54 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: you know the scene where Nick Cage tells the love interest there's an invisible map on the back of the declaration of independance
8:54 AM - [WTF]DragonEkarus: I SHIT YOU NOT THERE IS A BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE KASPERSKY WEBPAGE THAT SAYS "Send us a suspected virus" XDD
8:54 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: how you can see the lust in her eyes when he says that?
8:54 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: nice
8:55 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: but anyways, its led me to the conclusion that Nic Cage knows that the surefire way to make any woman's panties wet is to tell them there's an invisible map on the back of the declaration of independance
8:56 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: excellent, i made you speechless
8:57 AM - Delta Knight Sogo: anyways, time for other shit

[Vongore]

brb.u | Vongore: did you really liked Social Network?
Karth: Yeah, it was a great movie
brb.u | Vongore: as in.. really liked and not the "yeah it was ahem..good" liked
brb.u | Vongore: wow
Karth: You see, people think "it's the facebook movie"
Karth: Facebook is used as a macguffin
Karth: It's about Mark Zuckerburg being a dick
Karth: the dialogue was really good
Karth: the sets were great
Karth: the acting was great
Karth: pretty much everything was great
Karth: After all, it doesn't have 95% on Rottentomatoes for nothing
brb.u | Vongore: i won't deny the acting was great..  but even if i went to the cinema with my idea of "I know this is a hiperbole of a real story" i couldn't help but to feel kinda overwhelmed by the huge exageration of the story. It's like they added Guns and swords on a Biopic of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle just because they can
brb.u | Vongore: And their excuse will be that they "Tried to focus on the "Sir" title" hence the sword
brb.u | Vongore: It's valid, but at the same time, not valid
Karth: The reason there were so many exaggerations was to make the story interesting
Karth: If they really focused on the real stuff, it'd be a pretty average movie
brb.u | Vongore: I know that was their motivation. But you're making something out of a real person. This isn't like adding special armors to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so they can be more radical with the kids
brb.u | Vongore: Take Gandhi for example, that movie was awesome and didn't needed any exageration, because Gandhi was awesome
Karth: But you see
brb.u | Vongore: But Zuckerberg isn't, so the real problem here is, what is the point of making a movie about it if not to milk out of the Facebook Fad
Karth: that's gandhi
Karth: Gandhi is a man who changed the world
Karth: Facebook changed the internet, but not nearly with that amount of impact
Karth: It kind of reminds me of that movie "Public Enemies"
brb.u | Vongore: I know, and i get their reasons.. my problem is... why a movie? Specially a movie based on a story so bland that it needed exessive exagerations
Karth: Because movies make bank
Karth: also, Aaron Sorkin wrote a screenplay
brb.u | Vongore: Then Social Network's existence is as valid as a Kid's movie made only to sell toys
Karth: wat
Karth: The Social Network was made a movie because David Fincher and Aaron Sorking wanted to make a movie out of it
Karth: It's the same reason Fight Club exists, or Pyscho, or Modern Times, or Saving Private Ryan, or any of those movies.
Karth: Someone wanted to make a movie for the sake of making one
Karth: so they did
brb.u | Vongore: But that's what's wrong
Karth: how so?
brb.u | Vongore: It's like saying "I want to make a movie about the Wright Brothers, because i admire them, but we'll change the planes to Space Shuttles to make the movie more interesting"
Karth: Nothing was exaggerated to that extent
brb.u | Vongore: I know, i know, it was just the first example i thought
brb.u | Vongore: but you get the idea
Karth: I see no problem with it
Karth: As long as it's a great movie, I have no problem
brb.u | Vongore: Karth
brb.u | Vongore: Screw you

[Versus]

i don't remember the social network being presented as a factual documentary

[Turtle]

vongore is jealous because he doesn't row crew

[Geoff]

space jam is a documentary of my life

[3clipse]

Me: "I just wanna go Batman on somebody."
Justin: "And steal someones tacos."
Exactly

[DragonEkarus]

Sogo: So yeah, I was at Macdonald's and I ordered a chicken sandwich, was running completly on auto-pilot and the guy at the counter asks if I want it crispy or fried, I say yes.
Ekarus: *Starts laughing ass off*
Sogo: It wasn't that funny...

[Turtle]

It wasn't that funny...

[beep beep diglett]

versus: anime
diglett: no
versus: yes