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ainmosni
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02-26-2011, 05:35 PM

Time difference i suspect. Also: HAMPSTER FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE -AT0M

Sent from my phone so if any words don't make sense, blame auto-correct.


Signature temporarily out of order until I get off my lazy ass to fix it.
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Luinbariel
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02-26-2011, 06:52 PM

I miss my Crystal.



Also hi
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Dtrain323i
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02-26-2011, 09:14 PM

(02-26-2011, 12:13 PM)ainmosni link Wrote: Oh God why is this vibrating ain halp btw this is at0m and my name is in the autocorrect this is so much win. Also crystal is here and totally showed the whole bar her tits,  pics later. Woooooooooooooooio

Sent from my phone so if any words don't make sense, blame auto-correct.

We were promised tits. I feel cheated






11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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at0m
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02-27-2011, 06:55 AM

I haven't loaded anything off of my camera yet. Be patient.



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Stein
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02-27-2011, 04:35 PM

(02-27-2011, 06:55 AM)at0m link Wrote: I haven't loaded anything off of my camera yet. Be patient.
hahahaha


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Dtrain323i
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02-27-2011, 11:36 PM

(02-27-2011, 06:55 AM)at0m link Wrote: I haven't loaded anything off of my camera yet. Be patient.
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11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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at0m
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02-28-2011, 02:49 AM

Doesn't help that the internet was down at the hotel last night after I got done with work. Maybe tonight.



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"Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause!
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Hobospartan
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02-28-2011, 03:16 AM

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(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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Versus
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02-28-2011, 09:26 AM

lol



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Dr. Zaius
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02-28-2011, 11:40 AM

Apparently there's a long line.

Whatever. We have captain in the fridge.


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rumsfald
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02-28-2011, 09:04 PM

(02-26-2011, 05:23 PM)Karth link Wrote: How come you and Ain hardly post anymore?  :'(

It's a true tragedy they don't teach sex-ed in creationist states.

BTW, some of us do expect invites to the InsomniaCuntaco wedding.
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rumsfald
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02-28-2011, 09:06 PM

(02-23-2011, 09:31 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: My girlfriend moved in with me tonight.

I leave for afghanistan in < 30 days tonight. 

I don't know which to wish you more luck on. Probably both. Be well, LT. Be well.

(hey, ain't you a silver yet?)
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Dr. Zaius
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02-28-2011, 11:56 PM

(02-28-2011, 09:04 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=753.msg197778#msg197778 date=1298759032]
How come you and Ain hardly post anymore?  :'(

It's a true tragedy they don't teach sex-ed in creationist states.

BTW, some of us do expect invites to the InsomniaCuntaco wedding.
[/quote]

It's funny because Arizona.

No one likes Arizona.


'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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Hobospartan
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03-06-2011, 01:18 AM

Just had my fourth fat tire.  I've got a pretty good buzz going on


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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Greatbacon
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03-15-2011, 09:10 PM

So between this and that the last four nights have become a fun blur of good food, night hikes, and hot tub time.

Hooray spring break.
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k0ala
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03-18-2011, 03:33 PM

Lost Abbey: The Serpent's Stout

Champagne cork and everything. Made a great beef and potato fry-up out of last night's pot roast, fresh veggies, and 2/3rds of a bottle of balsamic-coloured beer, and the third of a bottle left was enough to get me relaxed enough to lie down and feel my back crunching into place. Thank you, beer.

It tasted like if you had a really good glass of port and some organic chocolate and were switching bites and sips. Not a chugging beer. I have consumed an entire civilization of yeasty goodness. I could have cut the potatoes smaller, so they'd cook faster, but the beer and Worcestershire sank into every bite of the dish.

Happy Friday. Drunk before noon! Woo Woo!
(I work the night shift, I'm entitled)


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Hobospartan
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03-19-2011, 10:54 PM

I had three jello shots, a shot of rum, a shot of vodka, and a 2wo Yuenglings at a buddys birthday party and I am tipsyyyyyyyy


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
[Image: brosquadtaghobro-1.png]
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Dave
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03-20-2011, 09:30 AM

Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.

Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.


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at0m
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03-20-2011, 09:32 AM

(03-20-2011, 09:30 AM)Dave link Wrote: Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.

Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
fuck her again



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Dtrain323i
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03-20-2011, 10:45 AM

(03-20-2011, 09:32 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg200014#msg200014 date=1300631453]
Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.

Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
fuck her all day erry day
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11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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