The "Fuck my life" thread

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg202523#msg202523 date=1302548059]
i managed to bruise my left ribcage while sleeping somehow :/

Ow, is it anything serious?
I used to have random bruises on my knees alot when I was a kid.
[/quote]No, it just hurts when I poke it or turn my torso too far to the right.

Also I'm retarded and it's not bruising. It's me being sore from hitting golf balls on the driving range after not touching a golf club for 4 or 5 years. I have a naturally hard swing, so that makes sense. Still hurts like a bitch though.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg202537#msg202537 date=1302553011]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg202534#msg202534 date=1302551834]
Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?

Look at the equation again. Maybe it's not the variable that's the problem.
[/quote]


Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the person there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?


Subtle ftfy, stupidity knows no bounds, you've just experienced a disproportionate amount of the female variety
[/quote]
I guess so. It just so happens there's a lot of jerks at my school. Whenever I choose a group this doesn't happen, only when I'm assigned.

[Kor]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg202534#msg202534 date=1302551834]
Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?

Look at the equation again. Maybe it's not the variable that's the problem.
[/quote]

Sick burn Luin +1

Seriously though, all problems are solved by a frank question/cunt punch or two.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg202534#msg202534 date=1302551834]
Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?

Look at the equation again. Maybe it's not the variable that's the problem.
[/quote]

[rumsfald]

I used to have random bruises on my knees alot when I was a kid.

That happens to Dave too.

But, seriously,

[Versus]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202525#msg202525 date=1302548273]
I used to have random bruises on my knees alot when I was a kid.

That happens to Dave too.

But, seriously,




[/quote]

boing

[Coelit]

I want to say I am sorry to Dave, and everyone here. I have been talking to Didzo and I agree, I take things way to personally, and at times I do not know whether someone is joking or not and I do not know how to just drop shit. I will do my best to stop being such an annoying prick and I will work on these issues.

[Star Knight]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg202544#msg202544 date=1302553609]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg202537#msg202537 date=1302553011]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg202534#msg202534 date=1302551834]
Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?

Look at the equation again. Maybe it's not the variable that's the problem.
[/quote]


Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the person there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?


Subtle ftfy, stupidity knows no bounds, you've just experienced a disproportionate amount of the female variety
[/quote]
I guess so. It just so happens there's a lot of jerks at my school. Whenever I choose a group this doesn't happen, only when I'm assigned.
[/quote]I know the feeling of being in horrible groups. I got stuck in a trio with a stubborn 18 year old guy and a Japanese girl who had iffy English. That was a horrible English 10 memory.

[K2]

I want to say I am sorry to Dave, and everyone here. I have been talking to Didzo and I agree, I take things way to personally, and at times I do not know whether someone is joking or not and I do not know how to just drop shit. I will do my best to stop being such an annoying prick and I will work on these issues.

Learning not to take things seriously is rule #1 for surviving the Internet.

[[SiN] Merc]

GODDAMNING SHIT. I actually got nauseous. Leg injuries like that are one thing that make me go "nope."

[k0ala]

smelly cat,
smelly cat,

it's not your fault

*goes out and buys another quart of nature's miracle urine destroyer*

she's a beautiful cat
she just got locked in my room once

now I just get to find everywhere she peed

[[SiN] Merc]

Watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" again after a many year hiatus. Forgot Christopher Lloyd was the bad guy. Now my view of kind and crazy Doc Brown is tainted. Life is ruined all thanks to Christopher Lloyd wanting money. Thanks bub.

[Star Knight]

I really do find school nurses annoying. Felt like shit the whole day. During the beginning of my lunch mod went the nurse, told her I feel like shit. Get told the generic "you should try and eat something" phrase. Ate and still felt like shit, get brushed off AGAIN. Last three classes sucked, especially physical education.

I end up home to find out I have a pretty high fever. Laying down in bed drinking sprite never felt this good. It beats having your head down in class and getting bitched at for sleeping. Now I have to play catch up, oh yay.

[Kirby]

I really do find school nurses annoying. Felt like shit the whole day. During the beginning of my lunch mod went the nurse, told her I feel like shit. Get told the generic "you should try and eat something" phrase. Ate and still felt like shit, get brushed off AGAIN. Last three classes sucked, especially physical education.

I end up home to find out I have a pretty high fever. Laying down in bed drinking sprite never felt this good. It beats having your head down in class and getting bitched at for sleeping. Now I have to play catch up, oh yay.

You realize nowadays that school nurses have their hands so tied that realistically that's about the only thing she can legally do for you, right?

[k0ala]

smelly cat,
smelly cat,

it's not your fault

*goes out and buys another quart of nature's miracle urine destroyer*

she's a beautiful cat
she just got locked in my room once

now I just get to find everywhere she peed

No, I've just been corrected, it's personal. This cat is mad at me.

[Coelit]

[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg202643#msg202643 date=1302596309]
smelly cat,
smelly cat,

it's not your fault

*goes out and buys another quart of nature's miracle urine destroyer*

she's a beautiful cat
she just got locked in my room once

now I just get to find everywhere she peed

No, I've just been corrected, it's personal. This cat is mad at me.
[/quote]
Catnip, use lots and lots of catnip.

[loldollas]

Not sure whats up but yesterday I almost passed out twice, and I've been pale all day....

[Dtrain323i]

Not sure whats up but yesterday I almost passed out twice, and I've been pale all day....

That could be a sign that blood isn't properly circulating to your brain. I'd go to the ER bub.

[loldollas]

[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg202877#msg202877 date=1302783794]
Not sure whats up but yesterday I almost passed out twice, and I've been pale all day....

That could be a sign that blood isn't properly circulating to your brain. I'd go to the ER bub.
[/quote]

Probably a good idea...I'll do that after work...lol

[Kirby]

Valve lost my vintage virtual item, which was Mr. Wiggles, and he was awesome. =(