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05-06-2011, 08:17 AM

(05-05-2011, 11:44 PM)k0ala link Wrote: Patron Silver, lime, salt, and tomorrow off work Wink

That was me last night except minus the having work off today Sad


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05-07-2011, 12:29 PM

(05-05-2011, 03:48 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=k0ala link=topic=753.msg205369#msg205369 date=1304604660]
[quote author=heavyrocker1989 link=topic=753.msg205356#msg205356 date=1304600663]
got drunk last night with some friends and had an awesome drink i think you should try called liquid marijuana, it was quite delicious!!! =]
I'm going to google that when I get out of the office. Smile In the meantime... What's in it?
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05-07-2011, 02:33 PM

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(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-10-2011, 11:53 PM

beer is starting to grow on me


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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05-11-2011, 12:57 AM

(05-10-2011, 11:53 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: beer is starting to grow on me
is that code for a beer belly?
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05-11-2011, 04:48 PM

is it real beer, or that shit that half of america calls beer? shit is more like a silver bullet to the brain, gives milwaukee a bad name, and all that jazz


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05-12-2011, 01:13 AM

Hobos turned 21 and is drunk as shit.

Had 2.6 beers, and a BIG shot of tequila, and two white gummi bears, whatever they are. And I didn't pay for one damn drink woooo


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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05-12-2011, 07:49 PM

(05-12-2011, 01:13 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: Hobos turned 21 and is drunk as shit.

Had 2.6 beers, and a BIG shot of tequila, and two white gummi bears, whatever they are. And I didn't pay for one damn drink woooo
That's the best part about turning 21. You get shitfaced and you don't pay a cent for it.


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05-12-2011, 09:37 PM

For the two weeks, I've wanted to get plastered and yell at people while playing games online. But I also don't feel like being hung over in the morning.

Also, Mission's in the wrong thread.



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(05-12-2011, 09:37 PM)at0m link Wrote: For the two weeks, I've wanted to get plastered and yell at people while playing games online. But I also don't feel like being hung over in the morning.

Also, Mission's in the wrong thread.

THat's because this puerto rican isn't drunbk but i'll come hang out at your slumber party anyway.l


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05-13-2011, 12:00 AM

$1 pbr at applebees




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05-13-2011, 03:15 AM

Hah.


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05-13-2011, 10:40 PM

the glasses really tie the whole thing together


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05-17-2011, 11:37 AM

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05-17-2011, 10:36 PM

(05-11-2011, 04:48 PM)Duck link Wrote: is it real beer, or that shit that half of america calls beer? shit is more like a silver bullet to the brain, give's milwaukee a bad name, and all that jazz
depends on what you consider beer.
i don't know much, as i've only just started drinking
i'm currently enjoying Budweiser quite a bit


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-18-2011, 09:06 AM

(05-17-2011, 10:36 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=753.msg206055#msg206055 date=1305150497]
is it real beer, or that shit that half of america calls beer? shit is more like a silver bullet to the brain, give's milwaukee a bad name, and all that jazz
depends on what you consider beer.
i don't know much, as i've only just started drinking
i'm currently enjoying Budweiser quite a bit
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Well, at least you are starting with the crap so you can expand into much better things as you grow older Wink


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05-31-2011, 10:43 PM

Not drunk, but I may get there soon.  I'm drinking wine from Seven Mountains Winery.  It's very close to Penn State, so if anybody here goes there, or visits State College, you should check it out, it's amazing.  Their ice wine is to die for.


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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