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#81
02-17-2011, 09:35 PM

(02-16-2011, 10:08 AM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=4965.msg196737#msg196737 date=1297830278]
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We need to treat this release like the end of the world (Mayans missed it by about a year)

It's not the end of the world, it's the beginning of an age of enlightenment, which is what Duke Nukem will bring about.
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Enlightenment about the lack of ass-kicking and gum-chewing there is going on in the world. This will spur a new age of violence and strife that will, in fact, bring about the end of the world.


Ohhh shit.
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#82
03-03-2011, 01:13 PM

I really like some of these pre-order bonuses they are coming up with.

In germany, you get some bubblegum, and a condom.

Inventive.

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#83
03-24-2011, 10:47 AM

June?!

You jerks!
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#84
03-24-2011, 11:15 AM

"Duke never comes early."

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#85
03-24-2011, 11:16 AM

I have to wonder if they always planned to release in June, and just said the release date was in May, just so they could 'push it back.'

It would be a masterful trolling job.

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#86
03-24-2011, 11:27 AM

(03-24-2011, 11:16 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: I have to wonder if they always planned to release in June, and just said the release date was in May, just so they could 'push it back.'

It would be a masterful trolling job.


They're as good at trolling us with this, as Blizzard was with SCII.

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#87
03-24-2011, 12:04 PM

I still think this is going to be the best joke ever, and the game still really doesn't exist.

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#88
03-24-2011, 02:46 PM

The delay now moved into nearly a birthday present for me, so I say the delay was worth it lol

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#89
03-24-2011, 05:59 PM

(03-24-2011, 02:46 PM)Maxon link Wrote: The delay now moved into nearly a birthday present for me, so I say the delay was worth it lol

yeah same, now i can convince my parents to get it for me for my early july birthday

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#90
03-28-2011, 02:32 AM

(03-24-2011, 02:46 PM)Maxon link Wrote: The delay now moved into nearly a birthday present for me, so I say the delay was worth it lol
I was rather pissed, it skipped pass my birthday now >> tho I was able to pay to upgrade my copy to the collector one :p

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#91
05-05-2011, 06:54 PM

Duke Nukem Forever - 'Shrinkage'

The new Duke Nukem trailer references this GI Joe PSA edit. I fucking love you Gearbox.

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#92
05-14-2011, 08:23 AM

Got my pre-order at Gamestop today. I usually don't do that, but I know GS doesn't make much $ on new games.

Also, this game requires, nay DEMANDS, a brick-and-mortar visit to pick it up.

Gentlementlemen, we are approaching the end of an era.
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#93
05-14-2011, 12:09 PM

(05-14-2011, 08:23 AM)Live-Free-Or-Pie link Wrote: Got my pre-order at Gamestop today. I usually don't do that, but I know GS doesn't make much $ on new games.

Also, this game requires, nay DEMANDS, a brick-and-mortar visit to pick it up.

Gentlementlemen, we are approaching the end of an era.

It's also Steamworks for the retail versions.

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#94
05-14-2011, 08:34 PM

The demo got leaked, so I expect the official demo release soon. BRACE YOURSELVES, GENTLEMEN

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05-16-2011, 06:28 PM

So that demo's coming out on June 3rd for people in the First Access club. A full 7 days before everyone else does and 10 days before the game ships...


So about that demo leak...

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#96
05-16-2011, 06:42 PM

If this game isn't something totally like, skr8 legit 2nd coming of Jesus stuff, mannnnnnnn  :-\

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#97
05-16-2011, 07:11 PM

(05-16-2011, 06:42 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: If this game isn't something totally like, skr8 legit 2nd coming of Jesus stuff, mannnnnnnn  :-\
Lower your expectations while you still can.



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#98
05-16-2011, 07:15 PM

Yeah there's no reason to have expectations super high for this release.  I'm mostly just expecting a fun shooter with lots of crude humor.  If it brings that, then I'm good.  Anything extra is just gravy Big Grin

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05-16-2011, 07:26 PM

(05-16-2011, 06:28 PM)backfire link Wrote: So that demo's coming out on June 3rd for people in the First Access club. A full 7 days before everyone else does and 10 days before the game ships...


So about that demo leak...
I only saw it leak for the 360, but iirc 360 demo leaks can just be played off a thumbdrive. I did that with the leaked RE5 demo.

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05-16-2011, 07:28 PM

June 3rd is the Demo release for the First Access people.

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