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Dr. Zaius
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06-02-2011, 04:45 PM

(06-02-2011, 04:01 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg208595#msg208595 date=1307046514]
Fuck all you Wisconsin haters.
Delta sucks donkey nuts and stranded me in Detroit.
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you poor soul


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06-02-2011, 06:27 PM

(06-02-2011, 04:45 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg208600#msg208600 date=1307048478]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg208595#msg208595 date=1307046514]
Fuck all you Wisconsin haters.
Delta sucks donkey nuts and stranded me in Detroit.
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you poor soul

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06-02-2011, 07:03 PM

zaneyard doesn't count



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Dr. Zaius
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06-02-2011, 07:17 PM

(06-02-2011, 07:03 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: zaneyard doesn't count
I was recently in Wisconsin.
Does that count?

The cougars are real bro. I told you about the cougars.


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06-02-2011, 08:40 PM

(06-02-2011, 04:19 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg208602#msg208602 date=1307049073]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg208601#msg208601 date=1307048776]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg208600#msg208600 date=1307048478]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg208595#msg208595 date=1307046514]
Fuck all you Wisconsin haters.
I grew up in Chicago, and I used to live in Milwaukee, so it's not like I'm hating on something I'm unfamiliar with. I was also in that town last week, and it took me fucking 17 hours to get home from there because Delta sucks donkey nuts and stranded me in Detroit.

The main reason it's worth mentioning is because I don't know anyone within a 3 hour drive from there, unlike (say) rural Virginia, Indiana, Washington state, Oregon, Maine, or Florida (off the top of my head), where there's a BRBu-er nearby.
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<shrug>


I was born in Green Bay, so I've got loyalty to rep.


Wait, who do you know that lives up here in Maine?
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He was up in Maine fixing something a while back
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Well sonofa

Wish I'd known
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I was in Moncton, NB in March, but yeah. And I knew there was a BRBUer in Maine, I just couldn't remember who Tongue Guess I'm thinking of you, bud.



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06-02-2011, 09:51 PM

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06-02-2011, 10:11 PM

(06-02-2011, 07:03 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: zaneyard doesn't count
wat


i live here
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s...onsin&z=12


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Dr. Zaius
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06-03-2011, 01:14 AM

its 1 am and i was watching a limp bizkit vid on youtube


the fuck am i doing with my life


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06-03-2011, 01:36 AM

(06-03-2011, 01:14 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: its 1 am and i was watching a limp bizkit vid on youtube


the fuck am i doing with my life

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06-03-2011, 03:28 AM

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06-04-2011, 12:01 PM

(06-02-2011, 08:40 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg208603#msg208603 date=1307049540]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg208602#msg208602 date=1307049073]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg208601#msg208601 date=1307048776]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg208600#msg208600 date=1307048478]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg208595#msg208595 date=1307046514]
Fuck all you Wisconsin haters.
I grew up in Chicago, and I used to live in Milwaukee, so it's not like I'm hating on something I'm unfamiliar with. I was also in that town last week, and it took me fucking 17 hours to get home from there because Delta sucks donkey nuts and stranded me in Detroit.

The main reason it's worth mentioning is because I don't know anyone within a 3 hour drive from there, unlike (say) rural Virginia, Indiana, Washington state, Oregon, Maine, or Florida (off the top of my head), where there's a BRBu-er nearby.
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<shrug>


I was born in Green Bay, so I've got loyalty to rep.


Wait, who do you know that lives up here in Maine?
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He was up in Maine fixing something a while back
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Well sonofa

Wish I'd known
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I was in Moncton, NB in March, but yeah. And I knew there was a BRBUer in Maine, I just couldn't remember who Tongue Guess I'm thinking of you, bud.
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06-04-2011, 11:26 PM

I'm a fucking pussy.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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06-05-2011, 12:26 AM

(06-04-2011, 11:26 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: I'm fucking a pussy.
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06-05-2011, 12:30 AM

(06-05-2011, 12:26 AM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg208923#msg208923 date=1307248008]
I'm a dumbass :'(
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06-05-2011, 12:31 AM

(06-05-2011, 12:30 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg208931#msg208931 date=1307251595]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg208923#msg208923 date=1307248008]
I wish I was fucking a pussy.  :'(
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06-05-2011, 04:08 AM

me too



I honestly don't think that I lack confidence. I just feel like I straight up don't know how to talk to people. Christ, a bachelorette party is like the easiest way to get laid and there was like 30 of them..
I know the worst thing that can happen is that I get shut down, or something. I don't fear rejection. I think spending the majority of my free time on the computer has negatively impacted my social knowledge.

I think I just need to say "Fuck it, we'll do it live"
Only problem is that I'm fucking uninteresting.



holy shit i'm complaining to an internet forum about my shitty social skills.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Dr. Zaius
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06-05-2011, 04:20 AM

wow i'm an ignorant asshole. I didn't pay enough attention to the way hek had edited the quote, i meant to simply requote you zane.


:-\


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06-05-2011, 11:46 AM

lol i don't care, although i was trying to figure out where you were going with that one.

i'll figure it all out eventually I suppose.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
(This post was last modified: 06-05-2011, 11:47 AM by zaneyard.)
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06-05-2011, 01:16 PM

(06-05-2011, 04:08 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: I think I just need to say "Fuck it, we'll do it live"
Only problem is that I'm fucking uninteresting.
I used to have the same problem. Then I realized that 1) I wasn't getting any happier, so I said 'Fuck it, we'll do it live' and 2) That people will think you're interesting if you can tell stories, even if its about shit you think is relatively mundane.



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06-05-2011, 01:20 PM

I was a giant anti social nerd until college. My roommates were huge bros so they pretty much dragged me kicking and screaming into being not antisocial.






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