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Greatbacon
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06-24-2011, 12:57 AM

god damn itchy eye allergy shit floating around in the air
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06-24-2011, 09:49 PM

there was a cat at work. had a collar, was an abandoned kitten. dad is wet blanket says we cannot keep it. sadface.

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A. Crow
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06-25-2011, 10:57 AM

I just walked damn straight into a chair made of 2x4s on my way to get my laundry.  Someone moved it.  God damn, you'd think it be common sense that when it's pitch fucking black at night, you shouldn't move shit!!!!

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zaneyard
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06-25-2011, 11:06 AM

(06-25-2011, 10:57 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I just walked damn straight into a chair made of 2x4s on my way to get my laundry.  Someone moved it.  God damn, you'd think it be common sense that when it's pitch fucking black at night, you shouldn't move shit!!!!
sounds like you got owned irl

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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Eschatos
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06-25-2011, 11:25 AM

(06-25-2011, 10:57 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I just walked damn straight into a chair made of 2x4s on my way to get my laundry.  Someone moved it.  God damn, you'd think it be common sense that when it's pitch fucking black at night, you shouldn't move shit!!!!

Insurgents are sneaking onto the base and moving shit around at night to fuck with you?


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A. Crow
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06-25-2011, 12:18 PM

(06-25-2011, 11:25 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg211957#msg211957 date=1309017420]
I just walked damn straight into a chair made of 2x4s on my way to get my laundry.  Someone moved it.  God damn, you'd think it be common sense that when it's pitch fucking black at night, you shouldn't move shit!!!!

Insurgents are sneaking onto the base and moving shit around at night to fuck with you?
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Sneaky bastards!!!!!   No, that really fucking hurt, imagine striding mightily through the darkness, because you damn well know where everything is and just hitting a wall.  

Edit:  I just ordered some glow in the dark tape.  Chair is going to be visible. 

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HeK
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06-25-2011, 05:12 PM

Filipino BBQ.
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matter11
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06-25-2011, 05:54 PM

(06-25-2011, 05:12 PM)HeK link Wrote: Filipino BBQ.
don't forget to ask what kind of meat it is

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06-25-2011, 06:12 PM

(06-25-2011, 05:54 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg212008#msg212008 date=1309039956]
Filipino BBQ.
don't forget to ask what kind of meat it is
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Might be why that's in the FML thread.

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HeK
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06-25-2011, 06:43 PM

(06-25-2011, 06:12 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg212015#msg212015 date=1309042460]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg212008#msg212008 date=1309039956]
Filipino BBQ.
don't forget to ask what kind of meat it is
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Might be why that's in the FML thread.
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There was beef. Lots and lots of beef.
Lots and lots of everything. Food for five hundred, twenty attending... I think I exploded inside.
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matter11
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06-25-2011, 07:40 PM

(06-25-2011, 06:43 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg212017#msg212017 date=1309043578]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg212015#msg212015 date=1309042460]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg212008#msg212008 date=1309039956]
Filipino BBQ.
don't forget to ask what kind of meat it is
[/quote]


Might be why that's in the FML thread.
[/quote]

There was beef. Lots and lots of beef.
Lots and lots of everything. Food for five hundred, twenty attending... I think I exploded inside.
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then why fml?

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06-25-2011, 08:13 PM

ate too much


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06-25-2011, 08:20 PM

Fat Boy's Theorem:

"All You Can Eat" > "All You Should Eat"

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06-25-2011, 11:11 PM

(06-25-2011, 07:40 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg212023#msg212023 date=1309045435]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg212017#msg212017 date=1309043578]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg212015#msg212015 date=1309042460]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg212008#msg212008 date=1309039956]
Filipino BBQ.
don't forget to ask what kind of meat it is
[/quote]


Might be why that's in the FML thread.
[/quote]

There was beef. Lots and lots of beef.
Lots and lots of everything. Food for five hundred, twenty attending... I think I exploded inside.
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then why fml?
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KarthXLR
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06-27-2011, 10:17 AM

Lot's and lot's of work this week. Special event going on at our church everyday, so I get to clean up after about 100 kids.



For those who just can't get enough.
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Dr. Zaius
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06-27-2011, 03:07 PM

Tried recording today. Didn't work right.

Try again tomorrow.

'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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matter11
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06-27-2011, 08:53 PM

start tf2

join red

load map

in game for 1 sec

hl2.exe is breaks

tries again

same thing happens

go to restart steam

you must exit tf2 first (after crashing)

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update: happened again after restarting steam

update 2: I palyed on a pubbie for a long while then the same thing happened after connecting to red

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06-27-2011, 10:18 PM

(06-27-2011, 06:39 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/06/2...ersus-nbc/

(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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06-28-2011, 06:30 AM

So idk whether this fits in lulz or fml but for me it is a bit of both.

Bought Yoshis Island for the N64, runs just fine and all but....... it's in fucking japanese.

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06-28-2011, 07:23 AM

Still having a sore throat, burning stomach, neck pain, sensitive sinuses. Been to the doctor like 2-3 times now. Fucking fix me already.

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