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at0m
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06-28-2011, 07:30 AM

I just found some free association stuff that I wrote 10 years ago. Apparently I was depressed then, too.



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Dtrain323i
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06-28-2011, 09:11 AM

(06-28-2011, 07:30 AM)at0m link Wrote: I just found some free association stuff that I wrote 10 years ago. Apparently I was depressed then, too.

Here's some music for you

Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down






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06-28-2011, 01:04 PM

i think i have an ear or sinus infection

my ear hurts when i blow my nose or swallow, like someone is sucking my ear out of my body.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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06-28-2011, 01:08 PM

And it continues to fall apart.The distance grows systematically and it feels cold.


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A. Crow
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06-29-2011, 12:36 AM

So, E-6 complains to O-6.  The O-6 mentions it during a morning meeting to O-4 embarrassing the O-4, O-4 turns to O-2 and breathes a short bout of fire.  That's ok, it's not going to be Fuck My Life.  It's going to be Fuck that E-6's Life.


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Dr. Zaius
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06-29-2011, 01:54 AM

drunk hiccups


oh god oh god oh god make this stop

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


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Dtrain323i
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06-29-2011, 07:13 AM

(06-29-2011, 12:36 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: So, E-6 complains to O-6.  The O-6 mentions it during a morning meeting to O-4 embarrassing the O-4, O-4 turns to O-2 and breathes a short bout of fire.  That's ok, it's not going to be Fuck My Life.  It's going to be Fuck that E-6's Life.


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06-29-2011, 09:07 AM

Fuck how do people go to the gym before work? I don't even.
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06-29-2011, 01:05 PM

(06-29-2011, 12:36 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: So, E-6 complains to O-6.  The O-6 mentions it during a morning meeting to O-4 embarrassing the O-4, O-4 turns to O-2 and breathes a short bout of fire.  That's ok, it's not going to be Fuck My Life.  It's going to be Fuck that E-6's Life.

lol



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06-30-2011, 12:00 AM

Another shitty day for me, triple drama time. Apartment nonsense hit a head when the one problematic flatmates ignored several phone calls regarding rent. Then, the newest Dong Derby Dramabomb. Finally, my girlfriend is being offered an absolute pittance in financial aid ($2000 for ~$56000 in costs) and is considering withdrawing. I think I want to die.
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06-30-2011, 12:01 AM

(06-30-2011, 12:00 AM)Eightball link Wrote: Then, the newest Dong Derby Dramabomb.

yo what's up

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Dr. Zaius
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06-30-2011, 02:21 AM

:'( man

it's so fantastic in my head, too

why


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06-30-2011, 09:25 AM

I'm going back to the doctors again. Feels like there are sores in my throat.


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06-30-2011, 01:36 PM

(06-30-2011, 12:00 AM)Eightball link Wrote: Another shitty day for me, triple drama time. Apartment nonsense hit a head when the one problematic flatmates ignored several phone calls regarding rent. Then, the newest Dong Derby Dramabomb. Finally, my girlfriend is being offered an absolute pittance in financial aid ($2000 for ~$56000 in costs) and is considering withdrawing. I think I want to die.

rape dollars dude, rape dollars. hell, you could probably double-rape the flatmate to help with tuition


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Dtrain323i
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06-30-2011, 01:40 PM

(06-30-2011, 09:25 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I'm going back to the doctors again. Feels like there are sores in my throat.

thats what happens when you blow shady tranny hookers in a truck stop bathroom. herpes






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06-30-2011, 07:15 PM

http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/ten...C&rd=1&t=1
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06-30-2011, 07:26 PM

(06-30-2011, 07:15 PM)If-I-Die-Its-LAG! link Wrote: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/ten...C&rd=1&t=1

Fucking do this.


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Eightball
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06-30-2011, 11:21 PM

http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-1.html

Fuck this story. Fuck this story so hard. I'm going to have nightmares now. Jesus.
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06-30-2011, 11:24 PM

(06-30-2011, 11:21 PM)Eightball link Wrote: http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-1.html

Fuck this story. Fuck this story so hard. I'm going to have nightmares now. Jesus.

Oh that looks like the same mangaka who wrote Uzumaki (Spiral), which I highly recommend as it is hilariously terrifying.


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06-30-2011, 11:33 PM

(06-30-2011, 11:24 PM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg212866#msg212866 date=1309494113]
http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-1.html

Fuck this story. Fuck this story so hard. I'm going to have nightmares now. Jesus.

Oh that looks like the same mangaka who wrote Uzumaki (Spiral), which I highly recommend as it is hilariously terrifying.
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Pretty sure it is, didn't they make a film out of Uzumaki?

also DRR... DRR... DRR...
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