Dear Steam...

[Vandamguy]

are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

you mean recently ? cause otherwise i can get into the PS1 and SNES backlog, when they used to be 5 star games

Dragon Age 1 / 2 
Mass effect 1 / 2

to a lesser extent
Fable 3

maybe i just don't like brown.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5754.msg213682#msg213682 date=1309928647]
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

you mean recently ? cause otherwise i can get into the PS1 and SNES backlog, when they used to be 5 star games

Dragon Age 1 / 2 
Mass effect 1 / 2

to a lesser extent
Fable 3

maybe i just don't like brown.


[/quote]
http://www.newvegasnexus.com/downloads/f...p?id=34888

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5754.msg213682#msg213682 date=1309928647]
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

you mean recently ? cause otherwise i can get into the PS1 and SNES backlog, when they used to be 5 star games

Dragon Age 1 / 2 
Mass effect 1 / 2

to a lesser extent
Fable 3

maybe i just don't like brown.


[/quote]

Fuck Dragon Age 2. That game started off as a let down with flat characters, then just got worse as you realized you had no real say on how the story went.

Well, except for the dwarf. He was a bro.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5754.msg213682#msg213682 date=1309928647]
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

you mean recently ? cause otherwise i can get into the PS1 and SNES backlog, when they used to be 5 star games

Dragon Age 1 / 2 
Mass effect 1 / 2

to a lesser extent
Fable 3

maybe i just don't like brown.


[/quote]

it does have a very wild westy color and feel to it.

[Kirby]

are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

KOTOR I & II


FTW.

[Star Knight]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5754.msg213682#msg213682 date=1309928647]
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

KOTOR I & II


FTW.
[/quote]FTW. Also need to get the Kotor II Restorastion mod...I've waited years for it, its out just never got to it.

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5754.msg213682#msg213682 date=1309928647]
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

you mean recently ? cause otherwise i can get into the PS1 and SNES backlog, when they used to be 5 star games

Dragon Age 1 / 2 
Mass effect 1 / 2

to a lesser extent
Fable 3

maybe i just don't like brown.


[/quote]

you should come to Texas, a ton of people here don't like brown!

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=5754.msg213689#msg213689 date=1309930072]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5754.msg213682#msg213682 date=1309928647]
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

you mean recently ? cause otherwise i can get into the PS1 and SNES backlog, when they used to be 5 star games

Dragon Age 1 / 2 
Mass effect 1 / 2

to a lesser extent
Fable 3

maybe i just don't like brown.


[/quote]

you should come to Texas, a ton of people here don't like brown!
[/quote]
I feel like this was a missed opportunity for an arizona joke.

[Versus]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=5754.msg213858#msg213858 date=1309982164]
[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=5754.msg213689#msg213689 date=1309930072]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5754.msg213682#msg213682 date=1309928647]
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...

have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?

what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?

you mean recently ? cause otherwise i can get into the PS1 and SNES backlog, when they used to be 5 star games

Dragon Age 1 / 2 
Mass effect 1 / 2

to a lesser extent
Fable 3

maybe i just don't like brown.


[/quote]

you should come to Texas, a ton of people here don't like brown!
[/quote]
I feel like this was a missed opportunity for an arizona joke.
[/quote]

because it's a texas joke instead?

[AMCZombine]

Merc link=topic=5754.msg213238#msg213238 date=1309679080]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=5754.msg213234#msg213234 date=1309678410]
Dear Valve,
Please stop updating TF2. It stopped being good a long time ago.

Sincerely, karf

Dear Valve,
Please give us more items and hats by Thursday. Karth's tears are delicious, and I'm having a blast with the new targe.

Sincerely, Merc
[/quote]

That's because you think the sticky launcher is a nonsensical unlock.

[AMCZombine]

Dear Steam.

STOP FLICKERING ON AND OFF

FUCKING HELL MAN, WHY DO YOU KICK ME FROM EVERY SERVER IN UNDER A MINUTE HALF THE TIME.

Fuck you,

Commander Keen.

EDIT: Seriously, a third of each day I can't play tf2 because less than a minute after joining steam is wonky so TF2 kicks me.

[Evil Cheese]

Dear Steam,

We've known each other for years and you've treated me very well. You helped me find new friends as well as be accepting of the old ones. You're always finding me new fun things to do with you and don't seem to mind even when I spend all day doing them. I even remember when we first met. Sure you were a little different back then, maybe a little rough around the edges, but we both were I suppose. While I'm very appreciative of all these things, there's something I need to talk to you about. Look, you waltz around with those sexy little sales of yours, almost daily at times, and it drives me mad. Every time I see you sporting one of those sales I reach for my wallet, but I have to tell myself, "No, not today." Finally I see you with one of your sales that I simply can't resist. I approach you with reluctance at first, still unsure, but then I see that sly look of yours directed at me, I reach for my wallet and before I know it the deed is done. After our little exchange, I thought there was an understanding. The expectation of something new on the horizon, for both of us. Yet, now you grow distant and even tell me that you're "unavailable" and that new experience I thought I was getting seems to grow ever further away. Steam, I thought our relationship was stronger than this. If this isn't what you want, then I want you to be honest with me and stop building up my expectations to then turn around and ignore me.

Sincerely,

- EC