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zaneyard
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07-17-2011, 06:52 PM

i'm never drinking that much again
fuck that was shitty


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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07-20-2011, 02:11 PM

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07-23-2011, 05:16 PM

Famous movie drinks.
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07-23-2011, 06:05 PM

(07-23-2011, 05:16 PM)Karth link Wrote: Famous movie drinks.

want a 5 dollar milkshake


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Dr. Zaius
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07-23-2011, 06:19 PM

(07-20-2011, 02:11 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: ponies and booze

rum is grievously underrepresented  Sad


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07-24-2011, 08:42 AM

(07-23-2011, 06:19 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg215856#msg215856 date=1311189118]
ponies and booze

rum is grievously underrepresented  Sad
[/quote]

I like to keep it on the down and low.
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07-24-2011, 10:50 PM

(07-24-2011, 08:42 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=753.msg216279#msg216279 date=1311463154]
rum is grievously underrepresented  Sad
I like to keep it on the down and low.
[/quote]
you can do it without wearing that ridiculous brown paper bag.
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A. Crow
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07-27-2011, 02:43 AM

I miss rum...


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Duck, Duck, Goose
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07-27-2011, 05:23 PM

Been drunk every night since Friday Big Grin

Goooooood times
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07-27-2011, 06:36 PM

(07-27-2011, 05:23 PM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: Been hungover and shitting liquid every morning since saturday :\

FTFY
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07-27-2011, 07:27 PM

(07-27-2011, 06:36 PM)Ianki link Wrote: [quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=753.msg216697#msg216697 date=1311805396]
Been hungover and shitting liquid every morning since saturday :\

FTFY
[/quote]Haha, nope. I was hungover Saturday and Sunday, but nothing further.
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07-27-2011, 11:34 PM

I've consumed approximately 900 bottles of wine since last Friday. Go go wine country vacation!


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07-29-2011, 10:09 PM

Hope you had help!


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at0m
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07-29-2011, 10:57 PM

I really need a drink right now, but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to stop once I start.



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07-30-2011, 12:36 AM

(07-29-2011, 10:57 PM)at0m link Wrote: I really need a drink right now, but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to stop once I start.

When I found out my dad was dying I took a couple shots of 151 and grabbed a couple bottles of beer to go and walked to a friend's apartment.  It was OK. 


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07-30-2011, 04:13 PM

Im on beer number 12. I've been boating all day. Party on Wayne






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07-30-2011, 04:23 PM

(07-24-2011, 10:50 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=753.msg216327#msg216327 date=1311514921]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=753.msg216279#msg216279 date=1311463154]
rum is grievously underrepresented  Sad
I like to keep it on the down and low.
[/quote]
you can do it without wearing that ridiculous brown paper bag.
[/quote]

(07-27-2011, 02:43 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I miss rum...

This reminds me that I need money to fuel my bad habits.


'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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07-30-2011, 04:35 PM

(07-29-2011, 10:09 PM)k0ala link Wrote: Hope you had help!

Mostly from my liver, yes.


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at0m
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07-31-2011, 12:51 AM

Apparently my mojito mix is sad.

Also, whiskeyrum dick sucks. Or not, as it were.



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07-31-2011, 01:29 AM

(07-31-2011, 12:51 AM)at0m link Wrote: Apparently my mojito mix is sad.

Also, whiskeyrum dick sucks. Or not, as it were.

If you've been trying to get an erection for over four hours, consult a doctor.
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