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Trace
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09-07-2011, 03:41 PM

Hot as balls here in cali, and guess what that means....ANTS EVERYWHERE  :'(
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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09-07-2011, 04:05 PM

(09-07-2011, 03:41 PM)Trace link Wrote: Hot as balls here in cali, and guess what that means....ANTS EVERYWHERE  :'(

I got flies.
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rumsfald
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09-07-2011, 04:27 PM

(09-07-2011, 12:02 AM)versus link Wrote: did literally everyone take eschatos' post completely seriously

No. I read it in his usual deadpan voice. like when he says "I've never hit a landmine in my life."

then again, it helps that I know that he made a pass-time out of trolling jack thompson.
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Eschatos
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09-07-2011, 05:05 PM

I mean everything I say.  Just some things more than others.



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zaneyard
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09-07-2011, 05:31 PM

(09-07-2011, 05:05 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: I mean everything I say.  Just some things more than others.
take my anal virginity


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Geoff
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09-07-2011, 08:21 PM

pretty shitty birthday.


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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Dr. Zaius
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09-07-2011, 08:34 PM

(09-07-2011, 08:21 PM)geoff link Wrote: pretty shitty birthday.

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'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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09-07-2011, 08:53 PM

(09-07-2011, 05:31 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: take my anal virginity

(09-07-2011, 08:21 PM)geoff link Wrote: pretty shitty birthday.

Zane. He doesn't like your gift. Sorry, bro.
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Didzo
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09-08-2011, 03:01 AM


Tell me, what is this that I feel?



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A. Crow
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09-08-2011, 03:17 AM

the anguish of all your years of trolling come back to haunt you. 


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Dtrain323i
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09-08-2011, 03:58 AM

It's 4am, I went to bed at 11pm. I have to be up at 6am. I have yet to fall asleep.






11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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Vlambo
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09-08-2011, 08:49 AM

Motherfucking school charged me a $75 late fee for paying on the second day of classes
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at0m
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09-08-2011, 09:01 AM

(09-08-2011, 08:49 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: Motherfucking school charged me a $75 late fee for paying on the second day of classes
At least they didn't cancel your registration and boot you out of all of your classes, like my school used to do :x



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Wyrmidon
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09-09-2011, 11:40 AM

not ME, but this is the most appropriate thread I could find. http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck...hl-wp12157


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Vandamguy
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09-09-2011, 03:28 PM

(09-09-2011, 11:40 AM)Wyrmidon link Wrote: not ME, but this is the most appropriate thread I could find. http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck...hl-wp12157
its stuff like this that the media forgets about when we're having hockey riots or there was another injury due to checking/fighting.
fuck the police.
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A. Crow
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09-09-2011, 09:48 PM

we used so much water filling the water balloons for yesterdays "water balloon dodge ball" PT that we ran out of water this morning.  Now I have to shave with a bottle of water like I'm actually in the field.

/firstworldsoldierproblems


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matter11
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09-10-2011, 12:40 AM

(09-09-2011, 09:48 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: we used so much water filling the water balloons for yesterdays "water balloon dodge ball" PT that we ran out of water this morning.  Now I have to shave with a bottle of water like I'm actually in the field.

/firstworldsoldierproblems

I bet it feels damn good to say that


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[SiN] Merc
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09-10-2011, 01:02 AM

I have to go to work at 5:30 am until 6 pm. I'm not going to like the world tomor-er, today.


HULKMANIA'S RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER!
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Badgerman of DOOM
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09-10-2011, 05:47 PM

last night i drank beer before liquor. and then i drank wine. and then i smoked. vomited. go to bed.
woke up- "hey some girl we invited over smashed your fancy glass"


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k0ala
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09-10-2011, 06:20 PM

Got Xtranormal, with 300 points to buy scenes, characters, and backgrounds.

Make something funny over the course of a morning learning the GUI for putting in expressions and motion.

Click Publish. Get told "It'll take a while, we'll send you some email when it's done."

Get a burrito and drop off the outgoing mail.

Come back, there's been "a problem" and there is no video. However, they've happily deducted my points. They invite me to start over!

I could sign up for several free trials for more points. Ahahahaha no.


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