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Saxxy
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09-15-2011, 11:32 PM

Fucking dominated my biochem test, worship mE.
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Stein
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09-16-2011, 03:23 AM

First real drunk of college.

My eyes are spinning in my spinning head.

p.s. I'm working really hard to post lots and not let through a single typo.

I'm only on my computer because I couldn't walk down the street to get felafel at an anti-Semitic gyro-place.

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09-16-2011, 05:39 PM

(09-16-2011, 03:23 AM)Stein link Wrote: I'm only on my computer because I couldn't walk down the street to get felafel at an anti-Semitic gyro-place.

You got the arab-lovin-jew-hating-greek munchies?

I usually get the canadian-bacon-ain't-real-bacon-but-it-gives-me-less-shits-than-chorizo munchies.
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09-16-2011, 06:52 PM

(09-16-2011, 05:39 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Stein link=topic=753.msg222910#msg222910 date=1316161399]
I'm only on my computer because I couldn't walk down the street to get felafel at an anti-Semitic gyro-place.

You got the arab-lovin-jew-hating-greek munchies?

I usually get the canadian-bacon-ain't-real-bacon-but-it-gives-me-less-shits-than-chorizo munchies.
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My kingdom for a donair!
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09-17-2011, 12:50 AM

(09-16-2011, 05:39 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Stein link=topic=753.msg222910#msg222910 date=1316161399]
I'm only on my computer because I couldn't walk down the street to get felafel at an anti-Semitic gyro-place.

You got the arab-lovin-jew-hating-greek munchies?

I usually get the canadian-bacon-ain't-real-bacon-but-it-gives-me-less-shits-than-chorizo munchies.
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No... what I was saying is that I didn't go there. Everyone else had those munchies though. Chocolate covered donuts was my snack of choice last night.

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09-18-2011, 04:02 AM

just had "the kracken" spiced rum. was good.

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09-18-2011, 07:13 AM

(09-18-2011, 04:02 AM)Wyrmidon link Wrote: just had "the kracken" spiced rum. was good.

TRY NEW RUM?

(09-18-2011, 04:00 AM)Wyrmidon link Wrote: I'm pretty sure I broke my ankle like 30 mins ago. also shitty day over all.

THAT'S A KRACKEN.
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09-18-2011, 01:54 PM

i saw a pair of big-ass titties last night

like watermelons holy shit.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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09-18-2011, 03:24 PM

(09-18-2011, 01:54 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: i saw a pair of big-ass titties last night

like watermelons holy shit.
I've got some pictures of ex girlfriends that would blow your mind, I think Tongue


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09-18-2011, 03:37 PM

(09-18-2011, 03:24 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg223213#msg223213 date=1316372067]
i saw a pair of big-ass titties last night

like watermelons holy shit.
I've got some pictures of ex girlfriends that would blow your mind, I think Tongue
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well i've seen huge titties before, but none in real life. pretty sure that chicks back is fucking ripped from carrying around 50 pounds all day.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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09-18-2011, 06:51 PM

(09-18-2011, 07:13 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=753.msg223165#msg223165 date=1316336542]
just had "the kracken" spiced rum. was good.

TRY NEW RUM?

(09-18-2011, 04:00 AM)Wyrmidon link Wrote: I'm pretty sure I broke my ankle like 30 mins ago. also shitty day over all.

THAT'S A KRACKEN.

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09-23-2011, 03:14 AM

It may be just be me but i seem to be quite as all hell when drunk... or observant.... idk.

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at0m
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09-23-2011, 06:23 AM

I remembered I was in Wisconsin last night and picked up a six-pack of Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss. Good times.


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09-23-2011, 07:55 PM

mixed orange soda with spiced rum in the hopes it would be like an orange cream soda.

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09-23-2011, 09:50 PM

Preemptive post.

<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
<@Negate> 12121212121212121212
<@Negate> there is a simple pattern
<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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09-24-2011, 08:31 AM

(09-23-2011, 07:55 PM)matter11 link Wrote: mixed orange soda with spiced rum in the hopes it would be like an orange cream soda.

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orange juice and spiced rum will get you an orange creamsicle..  Do it!

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09-25-2011, 02:34 AM

hey guys ho's it goin.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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09-25-2011, 03:20 AM

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
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09-25-2011, 04:03 AM

This isn't a bad time.
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09-25-2011, 10:49 AM

K so last night I got propositioned to have a 3-some with two chicks. too bad it was an empty promise.

it's nice that this chick is talking to me telling me that i'm nice and sexy and all, but what i really would like to know is why the fuck i can't hook up with chicks worth shit.

oh wait, i think it's because every attractive girl here is already in a long term relationship.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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