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10-18-2011, 10:30 PM

(10-18-2011, 10:29 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg227467#msg227467 date=1318994189]
i don't have a pink polo, but i have a light baby blue one. i'm going to spike my hair up if i can find where to get some hair gel or whatever that shit is. i'll go pick up a six or twelve pack of natty light and carry it around at parties. i dont' really have any old jeans to rip up, and i'm not buying those pre ripped bs jeans just for this. i might find someone who has flip flops to let them borrow them to me for this.

wtf is a fake livestrong bracelet? i only found real ones.

my purple and blue polos are both logoed and named for my disc golf team for the last two years. idk if i can wear one on the outside or if that will be against the bro code. i can always just wear purple on the inside and my plain brown one on the outside.

you don't own flipflops?
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fuck no


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(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-18-2011, 10:36 PM

(10-18-2011, 10:30 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg227472#msg227472 date=1318994993]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg227467#msg227467 date=1318994189]
i don't have a pink polo, but i have a light baby blue one. i'm going to spike my hair up if i can find where to get some hair gel or whatever that shit is. i'll go pick up a six or twelve pack of natty light and carry it around at parties. i dont' really have any old jeans to rip up, and i'm not buying those pre ripped bs jeans just for this. i might find someone who has flip flops to let them borrow them to me for this.

wtf is a fake livestrong bracelet? i only found real ones.

my purple and blue polos are both logoed and named for my disc golf team for the last two years. idk if i can wear one on the outside or if that will be against the bro code. i can always just wear purple on the inside and my plain brown one on the outside.

you don't own flipflops?
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fuck no
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aren't you in college?


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10-18-2011, 11:01 PM

no what does that have to do with anything


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-18-2011, 11:15 PM

lol



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10-18-2011, 11:59 PM

(10-18-2011, 11:01 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: no what does that have to do with anything

2011: Zane still uses shared college showers without flipflops.

Don't cry on the "Fuck My Life" thread when you get some sort of debilitating foot fungus bro. Just sayin',


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10-19-2011, 12:03 AM

i'm pretty sure he doesn't live in a dorm



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10-19-2011, 12:13 AM

(10-19-2011, 12:03 AM)versus link Wrote: i'm pretty sure he doesn't live in a dorm

That really takes the fun out of the college experience then. In that case, I'll briefly pardon the lack of flip floppage on his part.


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10-19-2011, 12:24 AM

i don't go to college bro i live at home


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-19-2011, 12:30 AM

No dorms at community college, the apartment has 2 bathrooms.
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10-19-2011, 03:53 AM

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10-19-2011, 08:00 AM

(10-19-2011, 12:24 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: i don't go to college bro i live at home

you have squelched my original point, but still no excuse not to have flipflops. 


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10-19-2011, 08:52 AM

I got 3 pairs of flipflops. One for the front door, one for the side door, and one for when im too lazy to take off the with of the door pairs, so that one becomes the new door pair.
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10-19-2011, 02:02 PM

in my first year dorm I shared a bathroom with my roommate and two guys next door so I didn't really have to wear flip flops in the shower. This year I live in an apartment complex the university bought and I ended up in the master bedroom of a 3 bed apartment, private bath  ;D

also, I wear flip flops a lot. It may or may not have to do with the fact that I grew up in the most liberal suburb on the planet built around a liberal arts college (swarthmore). If it were socially acceptable to be barefoot more places I would be, love a breeze across the feet.


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10-19-2011, 02:21 PM

(10-19-2011, 02:02 PM)matter11 link Wrote: also, I wear flip flops a lot. It may or may not have to do with the fact that I grew up in the most liberal suburb on the planet built around a liberal arts college (swarthmore). If it were socially acceptable to be barefoot more places I would be, love a breeze across the feet.

So did I, until my heels started looking like this:
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10-19-2011, 02:31 PM

(10-19-2011, 02:21 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg227555#msg227555 date=1319050927]
also, I wear flip flops a lot. It may or may not have to do with the fact that I grew up in the most liberal suburb on the planet built around a liberal arts college (swarthmore). If it were socially acceptable to be barefoot more places I would be, love a breeze across the feet.

So did I, until my heels started looking like this:
drought
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I once played dodgeball on a tennis court barefoot in the summer.

the blister on one of my feet was literally about 2.5inX1in. It felt like I had a doctor shoals foot pad when i walked with it. when it finally popped the skin underneath was so ungodly sensitive.


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10-19-2011, 02:36 PM

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(10-19-2011, 02:36 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: Serial panty-snatcher nabbed in Manitoba


and Hek was never heard from again.






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10-19-2011, 02:51 PM

I used to mow the lawn in my bare feet. It felt awesome. But I would have bright green feet afterwards.
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(10-19-2011, 02:51 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: I used to mow the lawn in my bare feet. It felt awesome. But I would have bright green feet afterwards.

my dad would never let me mow in anything besides sneakers, he thought it was too dangerous. rocks/inattentiveness.


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(10-19-2011, 02:45 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=2632.msg227564#msg227564 date=1319053001]
Serial panty-snatcher nabbed in Manitoba


and Hek was never heard from again.
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Rosenort is such a shit town.
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