The "Fuck my life" thread

[Cloud_9ine]

So our school occasionally has coffeehouse style music performance night and for this one I was going to perform a decent dubstep track. When I signed up it was making great progress, but the night before I realized I was not going to finish so I switched to plan B and made a cookie cutter progressive house track. The night before I did the instrumentation and everything was going good, I would spend the whole next day to write it.

Next day, I have a doc appointment and I have to do bloodwork for possible anemia. In general, I pass out after the needle is out and I am there for an extra 45 minutes.

On a good note though, I was still able to finish the track within an hour and perform it, but damn, yesterday was derp.

[KarthXLR]

Spent 5 and a half hours in a cold computer lab trying to get some editing work done, but I really only got about 40-minutes worth finished. Hit a huge snag when I found out I couldn't batch capture my DV tape. 

[at0m]

My hosting provider started bitching about database usage from my RSS Aggregator installation and disabled my Cron jobs, so now I have to transition to Google Reader or something similar. Problem is, I lose all my saved posts, and 30 of the 93 feeds won't import properly and I'm not sure why >_<

[Hobospartan]

Broke my collarbone

[matter11]

Broke my collarbone

Started from halfway head-on car crash in which the seatbelt scratched and bruised my shoulder. X-rays were taken but they released me saying I was fine. a day or two later I threw a hacky sack and the sudden strong rotation caused my collar bone to completely fracture. They still say nothing was visible on the x-ray and blamed damaged supporting tissue but I'm guessing it was just a near-invisible hairline crack. My treatment was having the arm in a sling and popping pain meds. I did my best not to move my arm but now have a very clear lump in my collar bone.

[Something Swain]

[quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg229567#msg229567 date=1320463009]
Broke my collarbone

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Started from halfway head-on car crash in which the seatbelt scratched and bruised my shoulder. X-rays were taken but they released me saying I was fine. a day or two later I threw a hacky sack and the sudden strong rotation caused my collar bone to completely fracture. They still say nothing was visible on the x-ray and blamed damaged supporting tissue but I'm guessing it was just a near-invisible hairline crack. My treatment was having the arm in a sling and popping pain meds. I did my best not to move my arm but now have a very clear lump in my collar bone.
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At least you didn't fracture your good wrist playing ultimate frisbee a week before Christmas. Worst. Holiday. Ever.

[kaese]

Ouch to both of you. Get well soon!

And Swain, was it from laying out?

[Saxxy]

At least you didn't fracture your good wrist playing ultimate frisbee a week before Christmas. Worst. Holiday. Ever.

You mean you didn't get the honeys all over you because of your cast?  That IS a tragedy.

[Dtrain323i]

Broke my collarbone

broken collarbone sucks. I broke mind when I was younger. I had a hard time laying down since flexing my abs pulled on the bone and sent shooting pains through my shoulder. No pain meds either.

[kaese]

[quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg229567#msg229567 date=1320463009]
Broke my collarbone

broken collarbone sucks. I broke mind when I was younger. I had a hard time laying down since flexing my abs pulled on the bone and sent shooting pains through my shoulder. No pain meds either.
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um.
O_O

[Kirby]

Knock on wood, I've only ever broken the metacarpal pinky bone on both hands, but my right one I never went to a doctor and it re-knit offset slightly as it was a clean break all the way through. Left one I had a little metal rod inserted in the top of my hand, down thru the first and into the second pinky knuckle, and the rod was sticking out of my hand, that was p.cool.

[Vandamguy]

Kor pushed me off the top bunk of our bunk beds and broke my collarbone when i was 4.
true story.

[Something Swain]

OH! And about why breaking my wrist was even worse. The day after I fractured it I started to pass a kidney stone, and bottles of pills are hard to open with one hand. It also did sort of attract all the honeys, but being a complete incompetent imbecile, I told them that I did in fact break my wrist from ultimate frisbee; I ended being very alone and very confused. And then I had to take midterm exams. It might not have been a broken collarbone, but DAMN did I have the worst timing. [//]~[//] Man, everyone but me got injured in a non-pathetic way.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg229580#msg229580 date=1320477168]
[quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg229567#msg229567 date=1320463009]
Broke my collarbone

broken collarbone sucks. I broke mind when I was younger. I had a hard time laying down since flexing my abs pulled on the bone and sent shooting pains through my shoulder. No pain meds either.
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um.
O_O

[/quote]what better way to break something than by flexing your abs? (I know exactly what you're talking about, flexing your abs is hard work right dtrain!)

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Small hole in the top of one of my incisors. Hoping to (insert deity here) that it's the one that had the facial filling done and that it's not actual tooth.

[zaneyard]

Kor pushed me off the top bunk of our bunk beds and broke my collarbone when i was 4.
true story.

did you poop in his mouth in retaliation?

[rumsfald]

Kor pushed me off the top bunk of our bunk beds and broke my collarbone when i was 4.
true story.

[Kor]

[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3709.msg229595#msg229595 date=1320502592]
Kor pushed me off the top bunk of our bunk beds and broke my collarbone when i was 4.
true story.

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[Vandamguy]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg229633#msg229633 date=1320533670]
[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3709.msg229595#msg229595 date=1320502592]
Kor pushed me off the top bunk of our bunk beds and broke my collarbone when i was 4.
true story.

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[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg229660#msg229660 date=1320596287]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg229633#msg229633 date=1320533670]
[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3709.msg229595#msg229595 date=1320502592]
Kor pushed me off the top bunk of our bunk beds and broke my collarbone when i was 4.
true story.

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He's a +rep machine