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[Vongore]

So not really "fuck my life" material, but I'm not particularly pleased to discover that two and half years into a computer science degree, my programming partner doesn't quite grasp the basic drive behind making classes extend off of one another, so now I have to go through and make things better.

Internet IV and 1/3 of my classmates don't know shit about HTML.

I know that feel bro.

[HeK]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=2632.msg230571#msg230571 date=1321407250]
So not really "fuck my life" material, but I'm not particularly pleased to discover that two and half years into a computer science degree, my programming partner doesn't quite grasp the basic drive behind making classes extend off of one another, so now I have to go through and make things better.

Internet IV and 1/3 of my classmates don't know shit about HTML.

I know that feel bro.
[/quote]

*Looks at his co-workers*

[CaffeinePowered]

So not really "fuck my life" material, but I'm not particularly pleased to discover that two and half years into a computer science degree, my programming partner doesn't quite grasp the basic drive behind making classes extend off of one another, so now I have to go through and make things better.

Inheritance and Objected Oriented programing, do you speak it?

[at0m]

Burn OOP with fire, people who don't understand that its not the best solution in every circumstance need to GTFO.

[Stein]

ಠ_ಠ

Lolz, never had that problem myself... But damn did I love those three halloween cereals.

[Surf314]

I saw someone that looked just like at0m at the publix here.

[at0m]

I saw someone that looked just like at0m at the publix here.

I've been to that Publix, but its been years. Was he growing a patchy beard just like me?

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg230700#msg230700 date=1321537755]
I saw someone that looked just like at0m at the publix here.

I've been to that Publix, but its been years. Was he growing a patchy beard just like me?
[/quote]

No, he looked like you when I met you.

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=2632.msg230702#msg230702 date=1321540550]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg230700#msg230700 date=1321537755]
I saw someone that looked just like at0m at the publix here.

I've been to that Publix, but its been years. Was he growing a patchy beard just like me?
[/quote]

No, he looked like you when I met you.
[/quote]aw, you remember what i look like. I'm touched!

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg230707#msg230707 date=1321544205]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2632.msg230702#msg230702 date=1321540550]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg230700#msg230700 date=1321537755]
I saw someone that looked just like at0m at the publix here.

I've been to that Publix, but its been years. Was he growing a patchy beard just like me?
[/quote]

No, he looked like you when I met you.
[/quote]aw, you remember what i look like. I'm touched!
[/quote]


Show us on the doll where he touched you.

[Dr. Zaius]

[Kirby]

You know what I hate?


When people are all spouting off about "Oh I helped raise $X for charity Y and you should give back too, it helps people in need"

Then you try to explain to them that a lot of these "charities" are 100% fraudulent and just a fucking hoax to get money from idiots like themselves, and they just lambaste you as an uncaring person who doesn't want to help people in need.

Then you print out said charity's Form 990 and show them that for the past 3 years, this charity has pulled down at least 1.7 million a year, and $0.00 was given out to people in need and 100% of their income was paid out to board members or for fundraising expenses. Fundraising for their salaries. Then point out that the $2000 they just cut a check for was literally pissed into the wind.


This country is so incredibly broken it's not even funny anymore. Is it wrong to honestly wish for some apocalyptic event like a zombie apocalypse or something?

[Dtrain323i]

You know what I hate?


When people are all spouting off about "Oh I helped raise $X for charity Y and you should give back too, it helps people in need"

Then you try to explain to them that a lot of these "charities" are 100% fraudulent and just a fucking hoax to get money from idiots like themselves, and they just lambaste you as an uncaring person who doesn't want to help people in need.

Then you print out said charity's Form 990 tax information that's publicly available and show them that for the past 3 years, this charity has pulled down at least 1.7 million a year, and $0.00 was given out to people in need and 100% of their income was paid out to board members or for fundraising expenses. Fundraising for their salaries. Then point out that the $2000 they just cut a check for was literally pissed into the wind.


This country is so incredibly broken it's not even funny anymore. Is it wrong to honestly wish for some apocalyptic event like a zombie apocalypse or something?

Haha, this is unfortunately true in many cases. The worst one is United Way.

[[SiN] Merc]

You know what I hate?


When people are all spouting off about "Oh I helped raise $X for charity Y and you should give back too, it helps people in need"

Then you try to explain to them that a lot of these "charities" are 100% fraudulent and just a fucking hoax to get money from idiots like themselves, and they just lambaste you as an uncaring person who doesn't want to help people in need.

Then you print out said charity's Form 990 and show them that for the past 3 years, this charity has pulled down at least 1.7 million a year, and $0.00 was given out to people in need and 100% of their income was paid out to board members or for fundraising expenses. Fundraising for their salaries. Then point out that the $2000 they just cut a check for was literally pissed into the wind.


This country is so incredibly broken it's not even funny anymore. Is it wrong to honestly wish for some apocalyptic event like a zombie apocalypse or something?

That's why I give my money straight to the homeless.

Shame they're just going to spend it on booze. 

[KarthXLR]

Merc link=topic=2632.msg231049#msg231049 date=1321832138]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg231036#msg231036 date=1321818795]
You know what I hate?


When people are all spouting off about "Oh I helped raise $X for charity Y and you should give back too, it helps people in need"

Then you try to explain to them that a lot of these "charities" are 100% fraudulent and just a fucking hoax to get money from idiots like themselves, and they just lambaste you as an uncaring person who doesn't want to help people in need.

Then you print out said charity's Form 990 and show them that for the past 3 years, this charity has pulled down at least 1.7 million a year, and $0.00 was given out to people in need and 100% of their income was paid out to board members or for fundraising expenses. Fundraising for their salaries. Then point out that the $2000 they just cut a check for was literally pissed into the wind.


This country is so incredibly broken it's not even funny anymore. Is it wrong to honestly wish for some apocalyptic event like a zombie apocalypse or something?

That's why I give my money straight to the homeless.

Shame they're just going to spend it on booze. 
[/quote]
Buy them a can of soup


but nothing to eat it with.

[matter11]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg231049#msg231049 date=1321832138]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg231036#msg231036 date=1321818795]
You know what I hate?


When people are all spouting off about "Oh I helped raise $X for charity Y and you should give back too, it helps people in need"

Then you try to explain to them that a lot of these "charities" are 100% fraudulent and just a fucking hoax to get money from idiots like themselves, and they just lambaste you as an uncaring person who doesn't want to help people in need.

Then you print out said charity's Form 990 and show them that for the past 3 years, this charity has pulled down at least 1.7 million a year, and $0.00 was given out to people in need and 100% of their income was paid out to board members or for fundraising expenses. Fundraising for their salaries. Then point out that the $2000 they just cut a check for was literally pissed into the wind.


This country is so incredibly broken it's not even funny anymore. Is it wrong to honestly wish for some apocalyptic event like a zombie apocalypse or something?

That's why I give my money straight to the homeless.

Shame they're just going to spend it on booze. 
[/quote]
Buy them a can of soup


but nothing to eat it with.
[/quote]

give to small places like food banks.

[kaese]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=2632.msg231052#msg231052 date=1321832718]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg231049#msg231049 date=1321832138]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg231036#msg231036 date=1321818795]
You know what I hate?


When people are all spouting off about "Oh I helped raise $X for charity Y and you should give back too, it helps people in need"

Then you try to explain to them that a lot of these "charities" are 100% fraudulent and just a fucking hoax to get money from idiots like themselves, and they just lambaste you as an uncaring person who doesn't want to help people in need.

Then you print out said charity's Form 990 and show them that for the past 3 years, this charity has pulled down at least 1.7 million a year, and $0.00 was given out to people in need and 100% of their income was paid out to board members or for fundraising expenses. Fundraising for their salaries. Then point out that the $2000 they just cut a check for was literally pissed into the wind.


This country is so incredibly broken it's not even funny anymore. Is it wrong to honestly wish for some apocalyptic event like a zombie apocalypse or something?

That's why I give my money straight to the homeless.

Shame they're just going to spend it on booze. 
[/quote]
Buy them a can of soup


but nothing to eat it with.
[/quote]

give to small places like food banks.
[/quote]
Give blood!

I'm a-ok with giving food to the homeless but never money.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231054#msg231054 date=1321835116]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=2632.msg231052#msg231052 date=1321832718]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=2632.msg231049#msg231049 date=1321832138]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg231036#msg231036 date=1321818795]
You know what I hate?


When people are all spouting off about "Oh I helped raise $X for charity Y and you should give back too, it helps people in need"

Then you try to explain to them that a lot of these "charities" are 100% fraudulent and just a fucking hoax to get money from idiots like themselves, and they just lambaste you as an uncaring person who doesn't want to help people in need.

Then you print out said charity's Form 990 and show them that for the past 3 years, this charity has pulled down at least 1.7 million a year, and $0.00 was given out to people in need and 100% of their income was paid out to board members or for fundraising expenses. Fundraising for their salaries. Then point out that the $2000 they just cut a check for was literally pissed into the wind.


This country is so incredibly broken it's not even funny anymore. Is it wrong to honestly wish for some apocalyptic event like a zombie apocalypse or something?

That's why I give my money straight to the homeless.

Shame they're just going to spend it on booze. 
[/quote]
Buy them a can of soup


but nothing to eat it with.
[/quote]

give to small places like food banks.
[/quote]
Give blood!

I'm a-ok with giving food to the homeless but never money.
[/quote]

I usually don't carry along sandwiches and kool-aid on my travels. Money on the other hand, I keep on me fairly often.

[Dtrain323i]

give to small places like food banks.

I actually did that last night. Radio station here in Omaha is doing a food drive for the local pantry at a grocery store and put together pre-made bags of stuff they needed. I grabbed one of the bags on my way to the register.

[Didzo]

Today I learned that pyridine is terrible and smells like rancid fish.