New/Improved Longest Thread

[Didzo]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

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[A. Crow]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

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[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 

[Vongore]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg231577#msg231577 date=1322384346]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

|:
[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 
[/quote]

Boing

[KarthXLR]

Monitor's completely dead, was nice while it lasted.  :-\

[Vongore]

Monitor's completely dead, was nice while it lasted.  :-\

Stop punching stuff dude

[HeK]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg231577#msg231577 date=1322384346]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

|:
[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 
[/quote]

Wow, Ford managed to drop over 400 lbs from the 5th gen convertible from the 4th.
How they had a 4,000 lb 'sports car' is beyond me.

[matter11]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231585#msg231585 date=1322404438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg231577#msg231577 date=1322384346]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

|:
[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 
[/quote]

Wow, Ford managed to drop over 400 lbs from the 5th gen convertible from the 4th.
How they had a 4,000 lb 'sports car' is beyond me.
[/quote]

I'd say enjoy letting the wind blow through your hair but I'm pretty sure the army kept your head shaved and shiny. So enjoy the aerodynamics.

[Kirby]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231585#msg231585 date=1322404438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg231577#msg231577 date=1322384346]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

|:
[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 
[/quote]

Wow, Ford managed to drop over 400 lbs from the 5th gen convertible from the 4th.
How they had a 4,000 lb 'sports car' is beyond me.
[/quote]



They wanted to copy the Viper but forgot something. Like the entire horsepowers.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=2632.msg231600#msg231600 date=1322417318]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231585#msg231585 date=1322404438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg231577#msg231577 date=1322384346]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

|:
[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 
[/quote]

Wow, Ford managed to drop over 400 lbs from the 5th gen convertible from the 4th.
How they had a 4,000 lb 'sports car' is beyond me.
[/quote]



They wanted to copy the Viper but forgot something. Like the entire horsepowers.
[/quote]

Apparently, they saved all that weight by making the  transmission from cheese.  Because the motherfucker slipped 8 times on me this morning.  Taking it in today, its still under warranty.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg231618#msg231618 date=1322428217]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=2632.msg231600#msg231600 date=1322417318]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231585#msg231585 date=1322404438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg231577#msg231577 date=1322384346]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

|:
[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 
[/quote]

Wow, Ford managed to drop over 400 lbs from the 5th gen convertible from the 4th.
How they had a 4,000 lb 'sports car' is beyond me.
[/quote]



They wanted to copy the Viper but forgot something. Like the entire horsepowers.
[/quote]

Apparently, they saved all that weight by making the  transmission from cheese.  Because the motherfucker slipped 8 times on me this morning.  Taking it in today, its still under warranty.
[/quote]


As someone born in Green Bay, I wholly approve of Ford's idea.



Sucks though, go insert boots into assholes until your problem is solved. <3

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231670#msg231670 date=1322501837]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg231618#msg231618 date=1322428217]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=2632.msg231600#msg231600 date=1322417318]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231585#msg231585 date=1322404438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg231577#msg231577 date=1322384346]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg231573#msg231573 date=1322375674]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg231563#msg231563 date=1322360918]
For those of you keeping score, you may increment my quantity of 2011 Ford Mustangs by 1. 

convertible?
[/quote]

I'm guessing no.

|:
[/quote]

And you would be wrong. 
[/quote]

Wow, Ford managed to drop over 400 lbs from the 5th gen convertible from the 4th.
How they had a 4,000 lb 'sports car' is beyond me.
[/quote]



They wanted to copy the Viper but forgot something. Like the entire horsepowers.
[/quote]

Apparently, they saved all that weight by making the  transmission from cheese.  Because the motherfucker slipped 8 times on me this morning.  Taking it in today, its still under warranty.
[/quote]


As someone born in Green Bay, I wholly approve of Ford's idea.



Sucks though, go insert boots into assholes until your problem is solved. <3
[/quote]

I had a transmission fail on the interstate 2000 miles before the warranty was up, scary as shit, but amazing timing.

And 3000 miles before that the alternator died.

[HeK]

Whats a warranty?

[Didzo]

Whats a warranty?

It's one of those things you need when you don't buy a Japanese car.

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=2632.msg231762#msg231762 date=1322591042]
Whats a warranty?

It's one of those things you need when you don't buy a Japanese car.

[/quote]

[zaneyard]

I think I'm going to pick up lock picking. Just for the hell of it, and security is now my business.

[HeK]

I think I'm going to pick up lock picking. Just for the hell of it, and security is now my business.

Keep in mind that (depending on local laws) in most places, possession of lock picks is a crime. Unless you are a licensed lock smith.

[Kirby]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg231891#msg231891 date=1322716105]
I think I'm going to pick up lock picking. Just for the hell of it, and security is now my business.

Keep in mind that (depending on local laws) in most places, possession of lock picks is a crime. Unless you are a licensed lock smith.
[/quote]


And Slim Jims.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=2632.msg231917#msg231917 date=1322756341]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg231891#msg231891 date=1322716105]
I think I'm going to pick up lock picking. Just for the hell of it, and security is now my business.

Keep in mind that (depending on local laws) in most places, possession of lock picks is a crime. Unless you are a licensed lock smith.
[/quote]


And Slim Jims.
[/quote]

On a road trip from Chicago to San Diego my friend picked up like 3 of them in New Mexico, saw them in a truck stop was like wow these are so illegal in Chicago...I'll take 3

[zaneyard]

From my quick research, possession of tools is legal, you must show intent to burglarize for it to be considered a felony. Not like the lockpick police are going to just stop at my house and check it out to make sure I don't have lockpicks and a crowbar. Unless the sex police call them and tell them that I do after they do their check to make sure I'm not having consensual sex with underage girls. K that was a bad example but you get the idea.

[Kor]

From my quick research, possession of tools is legal, you must show intent to burglarize for it to be considered a felony. Not like the lockpick police are going to just stop at my house and check it out to make sure I don't have lockpicks and a crowbar. Unless the sex police call them and tell them that I do after they do their check to make sure I'm not having consensual sex with underage girls. K that was a bad example but you get the idea.

From reasoned thought to a train wreck non-sequitur in one sentence.

+1.